. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Hey, Zalgo! Miss me?
...So, what, do we stand and watch, or is there a place to be seated?
...Poyo poyo, poyo. Poy poyoyo, poyo poy! (...We don't have to do this, you know. If we stop now, maybe we can talk this out!)
I'd go ahead and cut the pacifism talk, if I were you. I think we're well beyond the point of making peace.
...Poy, poyo. (...Fine, then.)
...Poyo! (...Let's do this!)
...Look. I know the match just started and everything, but I feel like I should explain something. You see, the hierarchy you know... We've only told you one side of it.




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...He never assigned any "Anti-Webmaster", "Anti-Admins", "Anti-Moderators", or "Anti-Pseudoreapers", though. Never got the chance...
...Wait. No Anti-Webmaster, Admins, Mods, or Pseudoreapers... But are you implying he created Anti-Reapers? Who are they?
...Well, I should say for the record that not all roles are Chaotic Evil. There was... one role he assigned that was, more than anything else, Chaotic Neutral.
...And chances are, we've all had at least one experience with them before...
...You're kidding. The censors?
Believe me, I still don't get it, either.
I'm late!
Red? Did he told you to call hi-
I thought we were past this.
You're free to take whatever you think is necessary.
When we get the chance, I need to speak with you about our new...soldier.
...
I'm *huff* here...not too *huff* late, *cough* right?
...
The gods have deeply wronged me.
The horrors of the deep
Are now within me
...
What a shame.
...
We are only puppets, are we not?
Our strings pulled carelessly, to blindly fulfil our "owner's" wishes.
"Memesmith has already been consumed by the glitchy mass, nothing left."
I were so ignorant.
We all were...
...
It is too late.
My world, my friends...
They have been erased, as spontaneously as was their creation.
...
What a shame.
....
Their sins cannot be left without consequence...
For all of this torture... It has enlightened me...
It has empowered me....
Yet I feel... More hollow than ever...
Perhaps the new world... Will patch this void inside me...
Hey guys, I've found King! Oh...bad timing right.
(...I could absorb the rock to become Rock Kirby... but he DID say I have to use my own power...)
You got this, Kirby!
...So, this is Zalgo's dimension...
...Meh, mine's better.
Hey. Any spot for "not heroes but not on Zalgo's side, either?"
You seeing me in any spot like that?
Wasn't asking you, but fair enough.
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