. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
No way!!
Wario!
!?
...
Ugh...
Did'ja really think I'd be down for the count for long? Feh. Wario, The Legend, doesn't know how to quit!
Wario! Stop making this more difficult than it has to be and tell us what you know already!
Fine! I know you're a scumbag coward who looks for excuses to beat people up when they're unprepared! I know that whatever you're accusin' me of is false, and that I've got jack squat to do with it! And most importantly?..
I know that you're a pain in my ass-- One that I'm about to send packing once and for all.
....Whatever you're planning, it won't work. So far, nothing you've done has been in success. So why can't we just talk this out? Please? We don't have any more reasons to fight each other!
You need a reason to fight? Alright, how about this: You're on my property, you assaulted us, and I don't like you. Is that enough for ya?
Are you ready, you little twerp? You're better of callin' it quits and goin' home, because I ain't backin' down!
...
...Fine. I'm ready. Since there's no convincing you, then I may as well do this the hard way. Besides, I've had enough of this back and forth. Let's do this.
So, it appears that there has been interrupt to our plan, This mighty 'reaper' has managed to take out three of our forces. as well as restoring the undying pain that is the summoner.
But do not fear, For our plan shall still continue, we will destroy anyone who opposes us on our quest to right the wrongs of the past.
Now, before I continue, Mr. Walter... I must say that your tenure as President has been an astounding success... perhaps more than any other so far. It's with your guidance that mankind has been able to unite as one so far.
No need for flattery, Mayor Dorado. It is my honor to help.
That said... the newest laws you're attempting to get the judicial branch to create seem... a little questionable... to say the least.
And how so? It won't affect you, after all.
Yes... but it radically changes the game for everything. The idea that all forms of non-government mandated vigilantism across the globe are now declared illegal... when so many disasters have been prevented from that form of defense.
Look, I'm not too keen on random hero guys showing up either. But it stands to say we'd only lose less from this! Your approved Team Prototype won't be able to handle all forms of crisis alone!
They won't be. Recall how your police department has partaken in serving as well. And that's assuming any more threats bypass the impenetrable military department that has been deployed during my service.
Frankly, I'm tired of unregistered sanctimonious nobodies which pretend to fight for the greater good when they're just as liable to causing damage as enemies. It's a perpetual overreliance on these same forces which makes the government look weak in comparison.
Still... can't we.. work things out with them?
That's what this legislative act is for. To separate friend from foe. To separate villain... from hero.
Mr. President... I sincerely hope this isn't a gambit for control.
That's where you're wrong, Mayor Dorado.
I'm not interested in any more control than I already have. Currently?... I'm the most powerful person on the planet. And not just politically, either.
Hmmm... I see.
Although... It may be easier for you to see things my way with a little trip. What say you, Dorado?
I'm not opposed to that idea. Sure, why not?
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