. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Uuughh... that smarts.
Huh. So you've finally decided to get up, huh?
Good thing you're not dead. I have better things to do than share a mock-cell with a rusty bucket of scraps.
Ghhhh... right now, you lousy punk, you're gonna tell me who you are and what the hell I'm doing here.
Hmmmm. Really? Or what? You'll hit me? Beat me up? Kill me? Good luck trying that. The room'll just give you an instant EMP.
What are you talking about!?
Amigo. Has it seriously not occurred to you that you're isolated within a room along with another irrational person while the both of you are in orange jumpsuits?
...
...No, no, no, no. No. No way this is a--
--Prison? What else?
No... damn it, no way! There's no way that jackass in grey would do this to me!
Hmmm. He put you in here too, huh?
"He" who?
So, to the newest batch of scumbags which have found themselves unconscious in an inescapable room... Welcome. You'll be uncomfortably staying here for the rest of your inorganic lives.
No!
All the robots and/or other detestable people I've found will be able to spend the rest of their time here, until you all rot away. A paid debt to those you've slaughtered or lives you've threatened, with a few exceptions.
Good luck finding an escape. The entire building is made of an advanced state-of-the-arc Scale Assemblies nanotech software AI. which already recognizes your digital codex and will deploy exact countermeasures to stop it. All your abilities, your resistances, affinities, Skills, whatever-- they have all been negated. And there's only one person out there who can override it... me.
That... bastardd...
I'd say this is the perfect treatment. Doomed to a life of despair like you all have to so many others.
...100 billion hits landed in 1 second. Not bad... But still not enough. You still are yet to be capable of tapping into your latent power...
Poy poyo? Poy poyo, poyoyoy? (Do I need to? How much power would I need for Zalgo, anyway?)
...I'm not so sure... But this was for MORE than just preparing for Zalgo.
Poyo? (Huh?)
...This world, the Chaos Zone... As it continues to grow, so does the threat level that it possesses. ...But this world has its own protectors and overseers- both including and excluding the gods- to make sure it doesn't deal too much damage to the Omniverse and its balance...
...But there exist other universes with similar dangers... Especially in other Omniverses.
Poy... Poyo. (That's... A lot.)
Indeed, and each Omniverse has their own brand of chaos... And not every one has someone to keep them from going under because of that chaos.
That's why the Internet's Multi-Omniverse needs its Omni-King. Only YOU have the power inside you to oversee ALL of the Omniverse, and maintain balance.
POYO!?!? Poy poyo poy! (WHAT!?!? But I can't do that!)
But you can... and you must. It is your mission... Your duty as Omni-King to maintain balance and prevent complete collapse of the Multi-Omniverse.
...Poy... (...I...)
...Poyo poy... P-poyo... (...I can't... I-I won't...)
Kirby, wait-!
...Dammit, I should've brought that up more lightly...
Loose ends all tied up.
Y-you're kinda scary when you laugh.
Can you guys shush? I missed
's latest stream, so I'm trying to catch up and watch the highlights.
Who the whonow?
you silly goose.
(How are you saying it like that?)
Saying it like what?
Big Eye. We are wanted by assassins.
Oh, yeah. Feelsbadman.
(Is there any plan to deal with them?)
No.
...Well, unless you consider beat them into submission a plan. In that case? For sure, but that's for later.
So, have you met any other Reapers?
Yeah, but...
...I don't want to talk about it.
I've learned my lesson. Never go shopping for your new outfit again. D.I.Y is the way to go.
I'll figure it out soon enough.
Woop! My bad.
No problem.
It seems the legends are true after all, Cena-san. We truly cannot see you.
Hey, I know you. You're one of them Quint fellas, aren't you?
That gonna be a problem?
Are you here to oppressively convert the earth into restoring it's flow of time?
Nopers.
Then we're good.
You think we can let this guy know about Hypertime?
We'll wait until later to come to that conclusion.
The truth is, I've been discharged. As of now, my status has been rendered obsolete.
That can happen?
Only if you really suck... which I kinda do.
That damned brat! they're undoing our progress already! and we lost Garon.
That Joe managed to steal my Petrify tome as well. Allow us to reconvene with the others, attempting to fight now would be a lost cause
...Wow, look at the size of these things...
There's no denying it: This has to be where the Aerodactyl was dug up.
Search the perimeter for any evidence of who did this. Report back after you scan the entire area.
UNDERSTOOD.
After we figure out who did this, our next step will be to locate them.
And then?
...Not sure. Depends on certain factors... Possibly even those we haven't even considered yet.
Something up, Missingno.?
...We heard only one Aerodactyl cry, right?
Yeah...?
...So why are there two holes here?
If it's what you plan, I don't know any trade secrets. You'll have to dig deeper for those.
What about you guys? What do you do?
It's our duty to establish a sense of order within reality. As such, we view possible threats that could act as potential dangers and take premeditated action.
Well, Nazi Germany and JFK's assassination still exist in the form of "was". So I don't know if you four quite landed the mark on that.
You know the type of stuff we deal with, wise guy. Threats to reality. Same as your boys who dumped you here. We've been picking up on your sla-- *mmph*!
Yeah. And right now, what we're doing is taking some well-deserved time off. No signs of any real threats anytime soon, so why not chill for a little bit?
Truth be told, I myself am looking to spend this period of peace to further myself as a martial artist.
You mean all that punch/kicky stuff? You know you could just shoot people in the face, right?
That's exactly what I've been saying to him!
There is no art in the usage of weapons. You know of my feelings on this.
BS! You LITERALLY cannot spell the word artillery without 'art'!
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