. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Was not expecting that. Hmm...
Now then, Violet, I believe you know what to do?
(Rrgh... shoot... that little guy is better than I anticipated.)
(If a little guy like him is giving us trouble, how the heck are we going to take Bagura?...I didn't want to do this, but...)
...It's time to get serious!
Ouchies!
You bumbling fool! How hard is it to make fried chicken?
I... I promise! I swear to you, awesomer of all, next time it will--
Ahp, ahp. That is what you said last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. I do not recall the time preceding that one, however. So on that account, I shall give you the benefit of the doubt.
(Phew.)
Nevertheless... It would do you well to make something of quality more often... for my patience is NOT to be trifled with.
I... I... I-I....
...I understand, your awesomeness.
Pray to me that you do. Regardless, I grow weary. Fetch me my entertainment.
Right away, your awesomeness.
...Oh, ye olden bollocks.
Entertain me.
Hey! I--
ENTERTAIN ME!
...As you wish, your awesomeness.
HI! MY NAME'S ULTRA MAN DELUXE! AIN'T THAT A' QUIRK!?!?
...Wha--
YES! I AM ULTRA MAN DELUXE THE ORIGINAL, BROTHER ROBOT OF THE FAMOUS MACRO MAN, AND SON OF DR. LEFT! BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME UNISON! I BELONG TO THE "DELUXE EDITION NUMBER" LINEAGE!" LET ME INTRODUCE SHOW TO YOU MY SUPER SPECIAL ORIGINAL DELUXE FRIENDS!
HOW DO YA DO!? MY NAME IS EXTENGUISH MAN DELUXE! IT'S TOTALLY NOT A TYPO, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I'M NUMBER TWO OF THE DELUXE EDITION NUMBERS, AND I WAS MADE TO PREVENT HAZARDOUS FIRES FROM SPREADING! I'M THE MISUNDERSTOOD ONE, THOUGH, AND I FEEL SAD BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT--
NOBODY FUCKING CARES EXTENGUISH MAN!
I'll be brief, because of my mandated stoic tendencies along with my rebellious persona. My name is Rainbow Man Eternal. I was made by Dr. Evil, who was bullied by Dr. Left as the two grew up as kids. As Ultra Man Deluxe triumphed over my zealous creator, he had decided to use me as the ultimate counter to stop him. As it turns out, however, despite the fact that I was made specifically to defeat him, I end up losing every encounter no matter what happens, ultimately making me a fucking failure. As such, I have dedicated the rest of my eternal life to defeating him myself. Seriously. With the rainbow gimmick along with my obsession, you'd think I was gay for the robot. But no, I'm not. I'm just his rival evil arch-nemesis pseudo-counterpart.
AND THOSE ARE MY SUPER SPECIAL ORIGINAL DELUXE FRIENDS! AIN'T THEY A QUIRK!?!?
Fight me, my totally not Yaoi-material!
uhhhh,mighty? What the hell is going on here? usually I'm the one being kidnapped and interrogated-
if it's any condolence, were just as misplaced as you are
*panting*
bruh stop being tired
IM THIRSTY!
THEN DRINK SOME WATER WITH YOUR OWN POWER
IT'S NOT BLOOD FLAVOURED!!!
THEN USE YOUR BLOOD POWER YA FIUKJN DUNEMASD!
I CAN'T DO THAT RIGHT N- (y'know f*** it)
EY WHERE THE HECK YOU GO???
What do you mean I was here the whole time
B-BBB-BBBBB-B--B--B-BBB-B-B-B-B-B-
It's called Clones, something you'd understand but you have bad thinking properties
SHUT THE F-
n o .
I'm gonna go drink a (GREEN JUICE)
WHAT?!?!?!?
WHO DA HELL IS PLAYIN MINSCRAP UP DER?!?!?
Curse that self-entitled, good-for-nothing disgrace. I will never feel satisfaction making paltry food nor serving his royalty.
Rrgh... but it is either undying loyalty or undying torture. And with his overwhelming power... a resistance would be impossible.
This world is surely cursed!... If only I was born in another.
...?
What in the dicken's name?... I do not recall this being here before.
UH--!
...
Hmmm...
With Hypertime, people like Somari and his friends will be able to safely return to their worlds without any dire consequence.
But the timelines are infinite, yes? How is it that they will be able to return to their specific ones?
Because the timeline conjured up is directly linked to your psyche, your memories. That's how Hypertime will know what time and era you belong to.
Seems legit. But how do we know someone won't use these for their own plans?
Oh, please. I've got all the kinks ironed out. Ain't no way that's happening.
...
Anyway, I dunno 'bout you three? But I am hungry as hell. Who's up for a restaurant chain that starts with the letter L and ends with S?
Lou and Mickey's? Count me in, son. All this time talk has gotten me famished.
...
...
... Very interesting.
Okay, Sir Punch-a-Lot. What's the bright idea now?
Dracon here will be causing public riots for the likely probably not last time. I'm going to place him in a secure area to prevent him from riotting again.
Don't drop the oil can.
Sure, but before you go...
Hey. I can respect you and how ambiguously good you are. I can shrug of the ninety hours worth of repair you delivered to me. Because yes, despite that emotionless exterior and that oppressive, hungry for-murder interior, I can turn the other cheek and not complain...
...However. don't try to drag me or my friend into any of your melodramatic showdowns. As a matter of fact, I'd appreciate it if our meetings were far and few between. You may be into that crazy stuff, but a girl's got a life to live. Y'got that?
...
I'll do my best to stay out of your guys' ways.
Dearly appreciated, Prince Charming.
Uh--
That was sarcasm.
Okay, okay. Sheesh.
Have-- *snicker*-- have fun engaging in a lot of not violence, ladies.
And with that, my life is back to normal.
You carry knives on you?
I hide them under my scarf.
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