. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...This fighting... all we're doing is endangering the area around us! We don't need to do this, Wario. We can talk this out!
Ngggggrhhh... Talk it... out, huh...? Wh-what a joke.
...
If y-you... had any interest of resolving things peacefully, you wouldn't have... dropped an explosion on the four of us while we were relaxing!
We... we weren't sure we could trust--
Trust? -- You... invade my property, you assault me... Y-you FRAME me-- and you think you're worthy of my TRUST? Pal... you ain't worthy of jack
.
Hnnn...
Oh, stop it! I don't need to be lectured by a thief of the highest order, a pathological liar, and an overall menace to society! What have you done to earn anything above what you've received...?
Urgh... Lemme get one thing straight with you, Whitey.... you don't know what I've been doing. You don't know what Wario has been through. And least of all, you don't got the right to come on my turf and push me around.
Nyeh...
Then let's talk it out instead. This can be the end of all our problems, Wario. I don't take fun in--
FUN!?
What!?
(Th--this power...)
DON'T BULLSHIT ME, BOMBER. YOU CAME AT ME-- AT US-- WITH YOUR FIST BEFORE YOUR WORDS. YOU DON'T GET TO TREAT YOURSELF LIKE YOU'RE BETTER.
YOU MESSED WITH ME-- YOU MESSED WITH WALUIGI-- AND YOU'VE MESSED WITH EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS ONLY MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN APOLOGIZED ONCE. SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ENJOY DOING ANY OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
BUT DON'T WORRY. YOU WANT FUN? WARIO WILL SHOW YOU--
...
...*sigh*... Don't say I didn't warn you.
Special delivery! shoot this.
...
I--if... *hack*... you wanna get to Wario... y-you'll h-have to get past...
Max... I'm going to head for Wario. Perhaps there's more we can do to reason with them.
I don't care. Do what you have to do... but for the beating that we've been giving them... they must be HARD pressed to keep secrets on Buggler.
*whimper*...
(Things aren't adding up... Darn it, this isn't how things were supposed to go!)
(Well, with any luck, we should be getting an explanation soon enough. Everyone is at their limit, so it's unlikely there's anything that can--)
AUGH!
!?
Rrrgh! What now!?
Uwoah!
....!
Urgh... totally blindsided...
Wait. our speed...
What the--!? I'm so slow, now! How did this happen?
It must've been that... thing... it sucked our speed right out of us.
...
We don't have time for games. We'll both take that thing out.
You don't mean!?
No. Obviously you're too soft to kill.
We teach it not to get in our way. Then we deal with that fat friend of yours.
...Alright! I'm down with that!
...
Look, Mister. We don't want to fight anymore than what we have to. Move aside, and we'll be done.
...!!!
The runt's had it's chance. Now we strike!
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