. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...The hell's a las vegas?
Ugh, this game blows, I can't believe I'm losing to a dead man!
Don't think you've won this walking anti-smoking ad! ill be back soon!
...huh 

What's wrong, you combustive clods? Finally realize how lame you are in the face of the great Wario? No, you three stay behind. They're planning something.
Not anymore, Wario. These little pipes of yours may have given you and your cohorts the upper hand...

Because these aren't your average booties, Wario.
*snort* booties.
They're the key to your defeat! Soon, it won't matter how many pipes you have covered!
Last one to pummel the enemy is a rotten egg.
You're on, Max!
WARI--
...Well, that happened. I wonder why you were challenged by those strange creatures that looked like that famous blue hedgehog**...
Hey, we made it out of that just fine, didn't we? Just another challenge as usual!
* Em... art you just going to standeth there in complete silence, or...?
...Oh! You mean a Cell Phone.
...Well, we have those, yes, but I doubt we'll be able to call the... "Lightners", as you call them, that you're trying to reach, unless you happen to know their phone number(s).
* ...
* ...This warranteth my Defeat Catchphrase, but alas, I had just saidst it mere moments ago.
Actually, perhaps some of our other friends may know something?
What gave you that impression?
Well, it's just...
...Ok so maybe I'm just using this as a plot device to display what the rest of Beta Team (and Omega Element) is doing right now.
Ah. Fair enough.
...Actually, it would make sense to ask for the names of these Lightners first?
I'll admit it; You're pretty good... in that highly-advanced tin can of a suit of armor, that is.
...But without it, even as an embodiment of Zero's Maverick Virus, you're just a fragile old man. You TOOK your power through shortcuts; MY power, on the other hand, was obtained through actual training and fighting experience. How much of your power can you TRULY say is yours!?
A little ironic, coming from you.
Well, look who didn't have enough punishment.
Spotted anything unusual yet?
Nope, I don't see anything unusual...or hear anything unusual.
We better keep searching, who knows what else is happening in this world.
...
...Useless.
it... Every time we slow him down, he only recovers from it...)
Ah, but they always forget... time is always against them. Trying to abuse it will only lead to a loophole being filled...
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