. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Gnh... Ah...
Let this be a lesson!
Gwoh!
Persistent bastard!!
This is pointless!
For the first time ever, Wario, I think I'm inclined to agree..
It's pointless to side with evil when it does nothing but cause misery!
WAH!
All the lives you ruin by doing such dastardly things... they're useless!
Gh! I haven't ruined anything as of yet! But I can learn to make an exception....
...Your face!
Ugh...
Gnaaaahhh! What the... how!? How the hell! This shouldn't be happening! I should have laid you flat on your back by now!
Maybe you could take me down, Wario-- but your technique is far too sloppy for you to win, no matter what Bagura might've told you! The only way you could take me is if I stood completely still!
....Grrrr...
Insult MY technique, will you!?...
No, no! How could I insult something... that doesn't exist!?
I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP, RUNT!
Come on! I'll beat all three of you down!
You asked for it!
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
!?
Marsh.
(So that little guy can copy my attacks, huh? In that case, I'll keep it mostly hand-to-hand.)
(He reacted to my speed!?)
!!!
Hahah!
Sorry, pipsqueak! But it'll take more than a couple stolen moves to hang with me! And you're about to find that out the hard way!
!...
What's the matter, kiddo!? Can't keep up!? Maybe I should just end this here, if you're going to insist on disappointing me so much!
Heheheh... weakling.
Hnn--! AAUUUUUGHHHHH!!!
*ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*!
...Waluigi Time.
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Take that!
WAAAAHHHHHHHH!...
*snore*...
HAHAH!
Ngh.. graaAAAAAHHHH.....!
WAAAAHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
So much for "small fry", huh, Max?
Ugh... Zip it. I'm trying to savor this fight.
Is Wario alright? He looks like he's seen better days...
I've never been better, idiot!
*ROAAAAR* (Those two are pretty tough... we might not be able to take them in a straight-up fight.)
Well, you'd better thank your seven lucky stars, flytrap, because Wario has his own plan!

!?
Up until now, we've been playing THEIR game, havin' that Bomberbrat and his edgelord friend divide us.
...?
Soooo, it's only fair that we even the odds!
Okay! You've got a little bit of spunk! We ain't impressed, okay!
Rgh... If you don't stand down this instant, we promise we'll SHOW you and your lackeys spunk.
We'll see about that, bombhead!
What's going on!
(Wario... Waluigi is beginning to think he understands your plan...)
What's goin' on is a butt kicking! And you two are about to be the kicked!
Enough! We don't have time for games! One way or another Wario, you'll get your due deserts!
Wanna bet!?
H-he's gone!
White, get off of that thing!
W-wha--

...Bullseye.
(Owwww....)
What have you three done to the area!?
Why don't you go ahead and find out, bub? Or are you chicken!?
Bawk, bawk bawk! Bawwwk~! I bet my hen is more of a man then you are!
(They're trying to rile me up... but I have to buy time for that idiot.)
You owe me extra for this!
He's gone again!
Too bad.
Ngh... I should've known you'd use an underhanded trick!
This might not be as simple as we made it out to be.
You think?
He's using those strange pipes to go wherever they want.
Yeah... I realized that the hard way.
We should deal with that Wario first. The both of us fighting him at the same time should make it harder for him to warp around.
Hmmm... Okay. Sounds like a plan.
Remember that he can reappear in any area he wants, so don't overdo it!
Got it!
CRAP! I lost again!?
What else are we suppose to play in this place!? Hide'n'Seek?!
Here it comes!
WAAAAH!
I've got him!
He's gone again!

Urgh...
This is the place?
Good.
Why it'd have to be Papa Betas?
Something wrong with this place?
...No...I guess not. Just...if you see any spare cans of heliumn...be sure to hide em.
No way! I don't even know why you need this thing! What does it even do? Grant wishes like a shitty genie!?
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