. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...
I...uh...
I wasn't in this situation per say...it's more like...I was the cause of it.
A few mercs, never met them before that point, took a bounty along with me to hunt down this noble's son. Well to put it simply, with their cavalry, frontal assaults would of been suicidal, so we...uh...just kept on firing arrows at em. Through trees, bushes, pits, they ended up cutting down every single shrubbery they could, but the arrows kept on coming. Me, I couldn't shoot for the life of me, but I ended up helping out with the clean up crew.
The whole time I wondered why that brat prince didn't just fly away on that pegasus and just leave them behind. He must of known we were after him. I...uh...found out he had a girl with him. Got hit by an arrow you see upon our first strike. She was the entire reason why he left his father and why he had said bounty placed on him. I imagine he must of cared deeply for her, never left her side even when we closed in on him.
Poor lovestruck fool.
man. i never thought it would come to this. but now i have no choice. to start my plans i must reach the office once again. but if i am to assume correctly, if i'm back so are those phantoms. meaning advanced security is assured once again.
Even if it means death,people would do anything for the sake of those close,or for the sake of love. I've seen it happen aswell.
My main worry is that these are young adults and teenagers, they shouldn't be hardened by war, you saw how everyone reacted when that DS stamped the very life out of that guy, and you saw how badly the pink one reacted when the blue one broke her femur, I guess this is just an older robots ramblings but, we need to make sure these kids don't have to see another dead body, you made the right choice telling us to head to safety.
The source of the signal have to be here somewhere-*GASP*
W-what is i-it?
Hello there, my loyal soldiers...
KING!?
Wave, don't tell me you're really going to defend pineapples with pizza.
I've had them. I did not dislike them. That's literally it.
Duh! Who even puts fruit on their pizzas, anyway? Only stupid people!
So I assume you like your pizzas without tomatoes?
Well, those are different!
Different how, Jet? I'll bet you haven't even tried it! You're just riding a bandwagon built on an outdated point of view!
W--
Shut up, Storm.
It ain't that complex! Tomatoes naturally go on those sort of things. Salads, hamburgers, footlongs-- y'know, stuff you don't find pineapples on!
Heheh. No need to educate her, boss. Wave already has plenty of experience devouring footlongs!
HAH! Good one.
Storm, one day I will kill you dead.
Duh.... not if those things up ahead do it first.












: Disco, wake up.
: Disco, this isn't funny.
: ...
it's been good vyers! We sent that dastard king packing,all thanks to my expertise, and now we're on a quest to defeat these pathetic DS's and rejoin with my minions in askr!
oh but there's someone you must meet,he's a lot like you and I in terms of being an absolute genius! I'd like to introduce ke-
oh. Nevermind-
: Shit, looks like I'm late to the party.
So, is anything happening out there?
TARGETS SPOTTED: ARKS OF THE COSMOS DETECTED. PREPARING RETRIEVAL.

....Awwwwww,
.
Duh, I think we could take them. Do you think we could take them?
Yeah, I'm not in the mood. We're not dealing with this.
Then obviously our leader must have been kidnapped in secret, because he's never been one to make rational decisions.
You're a dishwasher.
Duh, that's awfully based, boss!
NO! STORM!
Oh, relax. I have all five Arks. Storm's an idiot, but he can take care of himself just fine.
And if he dies?!
Well, that means one less chauvinist I have to work with!
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