. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Alright, from what I understand, my current modifications to Grak has been successful by giving him scorpion limbs and tail, so who or what's next...?
Ah yes, my special tide turner in case my plans to run from purification go backwards. Especially since I willingly wanted to get turned so I could get a grander array of test subjects. But I digress.
It should take a few hours, but I should find him soon enough.
What's wrong? Hitting your limit?
AAAAAAHHHHH!
That's Dou's main drawback. You feel no change, but all the damage you gain-- the stamina you lose-- It's all still there.
NGH... HREH!
In other words!? Your body's breaking down. You don't even realize it, but you're fatigued and beaten to a pulp.
Ugh--
--... It's been fun, Joe. It really has. But our final battle has already hit our climax!
AHHHAAAAHHH!
Owwwww....
Huh?
Oh... hey.
Hey, kid. I bet you're probably wondering what happened to you and all.
No easy way to say this, but you--
....Come again?
I remember everything that happened. I fought a gang, gained a dark power, gained another dark power in the process... then you had that... weird guy in black... knock me out.
Yeah... that was... bad people. Trying to manipulate you into doing the wrong thing.
No. It wasn't.
....Come again!?

That's not for us to decide. We aren't the ones who are meant to play judge, jury and executioner with other people's own lives.
...
...Bullshit.
...I'm sorry?
When that... monster... came to Orb City-- I don't think you would have had any issues with killing him. Would you?
Okay, that's not fair--
And what about that other guy who looked just like him? The one that you stopped me from attacking?
Can you say without a doubt that there aren't any people he's killed who's friends and family still yearn for vengeance from?
Yes, but he's also saved them in the process.
Huh. So when i get rid of garbage wastes of space who do nothing but make the world worse, I'm out of line-- but when a cold-blooded murderer suddenly starts saving people-- he's not supposed to be held accountable? No "we aren't supposed to interfere" speech for him?
That sounds like a load of hypocrisy. If moral high-ground is as contradictory as you make it seem-- then I don't want any of it.
She's worried about you. Has been ever since you left months ago. It'll stay that way if you go.
...
Tell her... Tell her I said life's too short for her not to be focused on herself.
You know, before we go out there, something's been bugging me...
Fine, spit it out before we waste our time.
So, we're all beings of darkness, but we weren't before.
Not that I have a problem with that, darkness is just fine, but if there was anyone who was a being of darkness before, what does that make them now?
...I think it's more of a "good and evil" thing, really. There are light things that are still evil like us. Why do you think we answer to Cozy Glow and Magic Rainbow?
Works the same with dark things; pretty sure that Rumia gal who got offed before we were ready had to be turned into one of us.
Gotcha. Makes sense.
...should probably tell Rika that whatever she was talking about was gone.
How long have I been just waiting here, any*-
Uh...can I help-
Dangan Man, right?
Wh-yes, but how did you...?
Hey, I should be the one asking why you're still around in this world, too.
Look, I'll skip the boring parts. The you I knew is part of Zalgo's army now like the other gnats trying to use darkness to drop people into evil.
But I'm not an idiot. I can tell from a glance that this you has been blinding the world with light.
Hold on, you worded that like there were two sides to this, but you made fun of both.
Cut the naive nonsense.
Got any 3s?
Dangit! I got too many cards on my hands!
Hmmmm. No pulse. Abundant lack of heartbeats... he's probably dead.
A better way to go out, at least. I know I'd rather die standing than like a dog.
...But amongst all the sorrow, confusion, and despair, I can guarantee this: We are a people. The sum of our parts together is greater than the sum of our parts divided.
President Ol--
WALTER.
We would like to ask you if you plan on commenting on--
No comment.
...You haven't answered the--
Noooo. Comment. Dot. Dot. Dot. Enjoy the rest of your day.
JEEEEEEEET BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
...So, is that our problem?
As of now? No. We'll wait until it is.
What are you saying? How could you possibly-
...It's because of that "Nuru" creature, isn't it?
Nah, that connection's been cut off, somehow... Not sure if it's because of that pestering ex-pseudoreaper splitting him into thirds, or if it's just some plot convenience preventing me from leaving much earlier, but I cannot use his Anti-Omni Energy to return.
However... there is another.
What do you mean by-
...Oh. Well, Matt
it.
But, wait. If you're not fighting me to escape, then why...?
...Heh.
You're gonna have to take that answer from me by FORCE.
...Fine.
ENOUGH OF THIS!
Is THIS what you seek, "Devil"!? To bear witness to my worst!? Well, you're going to take a bite FAR beyond what you can chew!
I'll quickly take this
Hello? This is the order of heroes you've got Prototedd on the line what's the reasoning behind this call?
I wouldn't get too hung up over his death, Stylish. I warned him. This isn't some fairy tale where the good guy always wins in the end. Fool you once, shame on you. Fool you twice, you're a corpse.
Anyway, he served my plan just fine... and besides. If you think YOU'RE upset over what just happened... I don't think you're like what you're about to see.
Speaking of... suppressing my power should leave me well hidden, for now. Ta, ta.... and don't worry... there'll be more people joining him soon.
f*** it.
da faque?
Do s*** ya dumb***, you are taking way too long
WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU EVEN T-
...
"I think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the end (of the conversation of me being confused on what the hell is going on)."
...okay-
why wAS THIs a good idea ag-
Now! With the information I have, I must go into the Cognitive Oaking! (why I am doing this)
...
I wish something interesting happened today...
...Time for round 2.
...This is what you've been building up for? A fancier version of a technique we already know you have that people in the Discord has already seen?
Don't lower your expectations just yet. Without Ultra Instinct, you have no method of counteracting Berserk Instinct's ability to suppress reaction to pain.
...But you DO have a point; Even with a fancy new coat of paint, it's still the same old trick. So let's mix things up a bit, shall we?
!?
(I know that I suppressed his Diablo form the moment he got here, but the suppression isn't this effective... is he TOYING with me?)
(...No... Every time he attacks, there's more strength to it. Something is up... And I need to get to the bottom of it before it's too late.
I noticed you were scanning that thing. Did you happen to find any weaknesses?
Look, I know whatever that call was seemed important but Please don't use the divine weapon to destroy your phone!
Alfonse! that means i CAN use magic staves!
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