. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Behold! This is where your stupidity borne from pride gets you!
Heh... you think this hurts, Joe?... it barely tickles.
Believe me... I'm just getting started.
?!?
Really...? Then in that case... I'd better pull out my backup plan.
Ugh... When when light is near...
Damn it. Keep letting my emotions get the better of me...
Tch. Doesn't matter. That bastard has to answer for the things he's done. Besides... he HAS to be on the ropes by now. Just need to push a little harder.
...And darkness has fled... unleash this spell...
(Although... that prick mentioned something about a backup plan. Just to be safe, I've gotta make this quick.)
So that death... may... spre--
Lights out.
...
Sir!
I am busy. Whatever you have to report to me, it'd best be important.
The power radiating from the Black Film... it's expanded exponentially.
Ngh. This is exactly what I feared.
That's not all, sir. We have sights on the Black Film's host... and your suspicions...
...ad.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(This power... it's incredible...! could this be the emergency he was talking about!?)
...Hehahahahahah... I feel... stronger than ever!!! My limits have been shattered entirely!!
...
Viewtiful Joe... I take everything I've said back. You are a worthy rival. To push me to this point is incredible. And I can't think of a better way to you...
...Than giving you a fight you'll never forget.
Insufferable little-
I'll be the first to admit you got me with that Golden attack of yours. But cheap tricks like that won't work on me again.
...
...
Hmmm. It looks like you finally realized how outclassed you are, now that you don't have any of your pathetic friends to help you.
...
The fat guy and his lanky sidekick, and all of his kooky cronies. None of them really cared about you, you know that, right? Sure, they're cool to you-- but do you really think if it was YOU who was staring down Shake King-- that they would do anything to help?
...
Not to worry, though-- where YOU'RE going... there'll be no room for emotional attachments.
...
Holy shit.
I... hate you, Gig or Vigilance, or whatever your named at this point.
The power of my soul... is... MAXIMUM!
...
...Wanda...



...
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!?
I'LL KILL YOU, ALASTOR! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!
(...Huh. So he can also use the Dou Ki technique as well, huh? Although, his is too unrefined and wildlike for him to control properly.)
(Even so... the sheer quantity more than makes up for that. In terms of Dou, he's surpassed my regular form entirely. Looks like I managed to get through to him after all.
HAAAAAAGH!
Heh!
You never cease to surprise me, Joe. Even now... you just keep finding ways to get stronger.
HRRHH!
Gh...
!!!
Rise and shine, scumbag.
You...!
How dare you!
Please. Don't bother trying to hurt me. None of your attacks will work on me anymore.
We shall soon find out.
Are you finished? I did not come here for a fight.
...Proceed.
Listen well. You've been manipulated by someone into committing genocide.
Now, before I came here, my first thought was to have you instantly executed for even daring to cross that line.
...And what makes you think you are capable of such?
Don't test me. There ARE no words to describe what I am. You've been defeated once. You will be bested again-- with or without help from others.
Fortunately for you... Violence is not my main interest. You see, I am the leader of a civilization. And as such, I hold great pride in my ability to manage it's globe to such a content to which all catastrophes that occure can be restored with ease.
...
But I suspect there will soon be trouble lurking about. And as far as I'm concerned, my fighting days are over. I am not interested in any more petulant squabbles beneath me.
As president, however... I am not the first line of defense that would occur in case of an emergency. And that is where you would come in.
What does this entail?
Be my bodyguard. You will be able to protect, as well as prove yourself-- and as far as privileges would go... both my physical and political influence could get you anything you desired.
...
I don't need an answer right away. But I WILL be expecting one soon, nonetheless. I suggest you think before you make a rash decision.
I don't see why people aren't paying...attention?
What is that thing?
Wait....what?
Hah!
...
Hnnngh!
(Things have worked perfectly so far. Now all I need is the third step of the plan-- which should be on it's way soon-- and soon, I'll be one of the strongest people this globe has ever known!)
GRAH!!
This isn't your limit, is it? No. Your rage is great enough to the point where, soon enough, you might even grow to be unstoppable!
And I want to see all of it! So show me what you've got, Joe! Show me just how powerful you can get!
N...no.
AHHHHHHHHH!
What do you feed an skeleclown's dog?
Funny bones!
Uh...sorry about that.
Anyways...
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