. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
I'll be taking that.
OK, what ever you do, Don't. touch. the. Medallion.
Should I off him or jail him?
We should probably kill him now before he retreats and comes back stronger at some other point-
No time for murder, get your but in here if you don't wanna get hurt!
(Heh. Taking Viewtiful Joe out once and for will be even easier than I thought! And when his dad comes to earth, I'll force him to give me the Seven Oscars in his possession in exchange for the fool's life!)
(Credit to where it's due, That slacker caught me off-guard a couple off times. His technique is incredible... but it's not mastered. And I doubt he'll hold a candle to me while I'm using all my power like this.)
Still... I can't believe I fell for that dirty trick. When I find him... I'll be sure to give him a piece of my mind.
Joe! This is how the fairy tale ends!... I thank you, but mostly I thank myself!
......
You weren't prepared for this?
...To be taken down by a dude with a tail? No, not really.
...Hmph! You just bought yourself a little extra pain! My friend! Rrgh!
Give my regards to paradise!
(Here we go!}
No, this is the only version of Lehran's medallion the order has to my knowledge, Belongs to Ashnard. Veld must have borrowed it from him and gave it to poor sothe over there instead of Petrifying him.
We SHOULD have a restore staff around here,no one else has been in here other than us.
Normally this would be the point i read out that "you're under arrest" but...
Honestly I might as well skip this. You chumps seem just as bad as the stardroids!
Honestly? yeah, i don't think they'll need any more help-
YOU SPINELESS COWARD! GO AND RUN TO YOUR PATHETIC KING, TELL HIM NARCIAN IS COMING FOR HIS HEAD!
(...Right. So now what do we-a do?)
(Let's-a see... They-a can use these Boo Mushrooms to-a phase through the bars, and- ...No, we-a only have two in-a here... Maybe they can-a break out with this Super Hammer? ...No, Bowser'd just hear it and-a capture them again... Hm... What else can-a we-)
(Forget being "stealthy"! This isn't Metal Gear Solid! Besides, there's no way RB's gonna let us out of this without an epic final battle!)
(Stanley, wait-!)
VIVA LA NEW DONK, MOTHER-
Hey!
Mario... and Green Stache!... and, uh... Sydney, along with... er... I'll get back to you on that one.
You came! Which means....!
Yeah, yeah, they didn't fall for it. Don't get your hopes up, toots.
...Wait. But-- the cage... how are we still inside?
Because this isn't some ratty-old elementary cage, old fart. This is Hadium-made.
That's hardly fair at all!
Oh, excuuuse me, the bad guy, for using underhanded techniques! Anyway....
Good thing for us is that we were prepared in case Kamek somehow botched the job. So unfortunately for your ratty behinds, neither she or her three friends are going anywhere. Not until I tap a certain button on this thing.
Of course, this wasn't disclosed earlier because until now I had no sort of obligation to clarify that.
...But now that you mention it... It's better for me this way. If I get to see the faces of despair on by bitter enemies. I think... I need that.
Are you gonna take 'em to the hoof, dad!?
Don't be ridiculous, son. Royalty doesn't fight. I mean. We've already won a long time ago for reasons that will probably be explained a couple of pages from now. Kicking ass is just the extra bonus...
...But nah. I think I'm in need of some... motivation first.
Boom Boom. Pom Pom. You two have made it painfully obvious that you can't be trusted to work alone. That in mind...
Intruders of Bowser's Keep! You have violated our great Demon King's lair, and so you shall pay dearly with...
Their lives? Their dignity? What're we workin' with?
Just-- just get this over with so we can prove how tough we are!
*ahem* Prepare for the wrath of...

...The Elite Trio!
...Okay, can you guys chill with that? You're actually so lame it hurts.
ya boi Springtrap. as you all know i have relocated here for plot reasons i shall never explain. but i am here to announce one thing. that i will have one of the most flawless plans to allow me to do all the things i need- ok you know what fuck this draft. i need to think of something new while remaining completely unknown to the world about what i plan to do. i'm the president of Cuba and a rap god for fucks sake. i need to be a major sneaky sneakerson.
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