. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Hey, random question: This dimension of yours... Did it happen to have a King 2.0 in it?
fair.
Anyways, these "Guardians" of yours... Who exactly are they? I can already assume Zalgo is- or was- the Guardian of Shadow, but what of the other elements?
Sounds about right.
...Moto, could you come over here for a moment?
Yep. When Moto got the part of Manager, he needed a phone to possess for actual English communication, so I just let him use mine. I mean, it's a bit annoying, but I didn't quite have a Dex for him to use instead.
...That, and this is a lot more capable than a Pokedex for both of us. But anyways...
...Ok, outside of the ones I already know... We have a character from Yo-kai Watch... a Digimon... one of the Five Dastardly Bombers... and a Bakugan.
...You know, I probably shouldn't be surprised at how "all over the place" the media sources of these Guardians are.
It's not healthy to obsess over personalities, you know. When he says he adores all of his fans, he isn't talking to you. He's talking to all of his white knights as a collective unit.
You don't get to talk down to me, that's my job. And I'm not obsessing. He's just awesome. Heck of a lot more awesome than you.
Awesome? Feh. I bet if I was a fighter than I could trounce that poser.
Now that fight I would pay to see.
HE CALLS OUT HIS MOVES BEFORE DOING THEM. LIKE, WHO DOES THAT?
If he knows what you're going to do, then he could telegraph them to others and it wouldn't make a difference
Okay, but still! He's like, all hype and no substance! A total drama queen! How are so many people eating this u--
--!--...
...
Uh, Dim? You okay, dear?
...We need to go. Now.
Okay. Uh... any reason why?
Okay, what the hey is going on here!?
There's no time to explain!
Well, the way you're running makes it seem like if you're caught, then you'll never have time to explain!
Okay, fair point. Listen. If there were things I knew before that I do now, I wouldn't have done them.
What's that supposed to mean!?
What it means is that there's something I've been hiding from you for a little while now. Something that I now know I should have been honest about with you from the start.
You think!?
I'm... I'm sorry for dragging you out here and making you pay the price for my problems. This was all my fault.
My dad... he--*sniffle*... he isn't dead. I lied about that.
...Then... what happened to him?
Nothing. I ran away from my old home. He's probably sent people to look for me, too.
Ohhhh.
It doesn't matter to me. All of that's in the past now. What really matters is that we move on and make the best of our current life.
*sniff*... Okay.
You're still not telling her everything.
!
You should know that any friendship built on a lie is doomed to fail. So why not tell her the whole truth...
...DX?
...Whoa. Sweet Kung-Fu moves.
Believe me. There's plenty more where they came from.
I would hope so.
...(He's dangerous. One bad slip-up and I'm a goner.)
...Mach Speed.
Let's see if you can keep up... Alastor.
Bring it.
(Not enough. Time to to take this to the next level. V-Watch... hold on tight...)
Ngh... is that your best!? I've sparred tin-cans that pack a better punch than this!
You haven't seen what I'm capable of just yet! Mach Speed!
STALKER!
Uh...
CADENCE, GO! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF!
Yup. Way to "hold me off" there.
For the record, I'm only here to talk. If I was some sort of kidnapper, I would have already teleported away with her.
Ugh... I don't remember you being this... good.
Your heart wasn't in it. And when you're armorless and trying to hit someone who's long since gotten rid of all their wasted movements, heart definitely comes into play.
Guess I owe you an explanation, huh?
Well, yeah... but it won't be necessary. I think I've pieced everything together.
Insolent nobodies. I'll have you know that I didn't need you, nor will I ever. You all disgust me from the bottom of my heart, and if I ever catch sight of you again, I will make sure to God Press you into obvlivion.
That's enough. This has almost been an actual entertainment. But you are still, far, too weak to compete with the Wildly Blowing Winds I command. Maybe try using the Satsui no Hado again. That always seems to work.
Our god awaits. It would do you well to repent before you meet his wrath.
!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
Aw, poor little Yagami... Can't take the heat? That's what happens when you're a weakling.
It won't be for long, anyway. Soon, the ritual will be complete-- and Orochi will finally return to life yet again.
I'm just glad I'm not the vessel this time. Turning into Orochi is a little painful.
I have put that miserable hound back in his place, where he belongs. I trust Yagami has been no trouble.
WHOOAAA....RAANGAMGAGAAAHHH!!
Hmph... Now, the remaining piece to the puzzle...
Vice and Mature are going to be maaaad~ about Rugal.
They can take it up with our deity.
What!?
Hmph. Summoning that fake "god" of yours...?...
...I don't think so.
...
I am aware of you. You are Gill, of the Secret Society. Poster boy of the Messiah complex.
I let my actions speak for myself, rather than my words, priest. Though I am indeed privy to the folly of your foolish actions. You blindly worship a useless being that is obsolete in the ways of man.
Although... It would do you well to respect the Will of Gaia Incarnate. For your sins are something you will learn to regret in his presence.
Sin?... My being is incapable of such. My presence acts as the beacon of love, harmony, and justice that cleanses it, and yet you refuse change for the better over pointless scheming. You will soon learn...
...Benevolence has its limits.
Hoooh. A good wind blows, indeed. Very well. Come then... and we will decide who will be the true savior of this world when the time comes.
...Yeeaaaah, I'm pretty sure I remember it hurting like hell. Especially the part where I grew a whole foot taller.
Then you're...!
Chris, who are you talking to?
...Nobody. (We've been trying to revive you at full power!)
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