. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
'Aight man, if you wan a challenge, I don giv a frik
Why the f**k did that take you around 25 pages in order to say that
WhAt ArE yOu EvEn TaLkInG aBoUt
The fact that you're a noob
./.
Die.
...Huh. Okay.
Wait! But if you're here, how is..?
It's a long story, so I can't give you every detail. But we've been split into two.
I'm supposed to help keep the universe safe and monitor it for potential threats, but sometimes I get to wrapped up to do that.
Anyway, I guess it's time to pay our little friend a nice beating. Until then.
Urgh... tell me that's not who I think it is.
Shhhhshshshshsh. Hush, now. Rest.
He's definitely losing somehow.
Sega Sa--
Hmmm... It's fun how many times I can get away with this. Though I don't want to get bored... so how about I cut to the chase and kill you all for reals?
Hnnn... this won't be how it ends.
Ehhh... I don't see it ending any other--
...That punch... I can still feel it.
!?
Although... I'm sure you've put people through an even worse pain..... which is why I intend on making sure the next time you fall... you don't get up.
Alright then, "Moron Hair"... Show me what you can do.

Don't worry. It shouldn't be anything involving that. Just gonna run a quick scan.
There we go.
*yawn*
Everyone...guess what time it is? It's toad time!
We're getting faster and faster!
...Except for the commander.
Commander! Are you-
Oh, he must already be awake!
...Oh...OH NO!!!
Where to?
...Megatroplis.
Hurry, To me.
What's going on?
Tell me...what do you all know about the Shiekiah?
Not much.
They were protectors of the hyrulian kings correct?
Correct. In addition, they acted as spies and
...private interrogators.
But arguably more importantly, they served as their researchers. Along with experimenting with forms of magic, they also unearthed technology from long ago.
This here sickle was one such device. Using it, you could locate secret underground grottos...or even entire dungeons.
Another OVER model? It's a pleasure to meet you, brother. I'm model Ф, what about you?
...I'm...model...Gr...
*The krabby patty da thing*
Face it. You can't win. I, am the most powerful mechanical being in the universe. Consider your attempts to stop the inevitable hopeless. Once I find my way back to earth, I shall reenact my plan to dominate it's populous. This time, without intervention from him, his siblings, or anyone for that matter.
First, I'll commend you for bei--
I don't care what you have to say for yourself.
Gh... I see. in that case..
(His mind.... I can't read his mind.)
I'm going to need some form of explanation here.
The whole 'us against him'... it was never 'bout beating Vaati.
Then what was the point of fighting him?
It was about beating the clock and stalling for long enough that the real ace-in-the-hole would arrive.
Ugh... It feels weird punching my face. Even if it's some impostor.
Hmph. If that's a--
Didn't I tell you I'm not listening to anything you're saying?
I don't share the same taste for drama and tension as a lot of others do. What matters to me is that I get the job done as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Y-you...
God, you are so ugly. I think your bent-out-of-place chin has hurt me more than any of your actual attacks so far...
...His ugliness isn't contagious, is it?
B-... bent out of place...?
No.... my sexy jawline... it's ruined.
That's tough. Lemme fix that.
BRB.
....Grdnmt.
Rgh... no... stay ba--
Believe me. I have all the time in the world to--
...Hah. You really are pathetic, aren't you?
!
AAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh, wow... I haven't eaten in a while.
You know? I feel kinda ticked that all of us worked together to take down an extremely powerful dark entity, only for one person to steal the spotlight and along with that all the hard work we put into our efforts.
(At least he's not only making this about him.)
At least he's not pretending this was "teamwork" at play and not Deus Ex Machina.
So... what are we gonna do after this?
Don't know about ya'll, but I'm not cut out for this "good guy hero team saving the world" stuff. I have an actual life.
Paperwork as president?
No. My first mistake was putting my duties as a government branch before anything else.
Now? I'm going to abuse both my physical and political power to do whatever the hell I want.
Based.
This isn't the end, you know. Soon you'll have to step up again and fight for the same of the world.
Look. Will. You've got the wrong guy. The one beating the lights out of the baddie up there is the ultra-powerful savior you're looking for.
I was talking to the both of you.
So what is next for the team, Commander? What could we possibly do next after beating an immortal magical eldritch pseudo-deity?
...
....heh.




Hey, there.
'Sup?
...Huh.
What?
Nothing, it's just... Something about you feels... Oddly familiar.
Well, seeing I'm from another Omniverse, I don't see how we could possibly know each other, so... I don't think we've met?
...Uh, okay...?
Huh? You, like, need something, man?
You know, I'm not going to say the name, but I'm also not going to pretend not to know who this "strange, new figure looking for Pit" is, either. Just gonna get that out of the way, first.
Yeah, I get it, man.
But now that she's here- and I suppose this is probably something we should've brought into discussion when the Moriya Shrine trio came into the picture- but now that we should probably have this covered for ch4s3's sake...
Where exactly do other gods and goddesses fit into the hierarchy? Do they even have a specific spot, or is it the same as, say, a character like Prototype, or a Pseudoreaper like Dyna Man?
...Well, most deities such as her tend to, like, work under a different hierarchy than the one me and Cranky are under. ...But that's, like, mostly because their work do not usually intervene with ours, or ours with theirs.
...But if I recall from what Matt and Cranky came up with, like, eons ago, it mostly depends both on the role in their hierarchy, and their general role in the balance of the universe.
*
**
...Of course, there are also the "dark gods", like Cthulhu. But those are, like, placed in the-
...Actually, nevermind that. You, like, won't need to know about that...
Alright, then! I'll file these for review, it may take a while because of the size of our operations, but I assure you they will be looked at as soon as possible!
So I see all of you acquired your permits to enter our establishment.
Shall we proceed to the next room? Coincidentally it is the one most important.
Finally.
Well, it's back to the boring life for me.
You helped us when we needed you the most. If there's anything we can do to help, don't hesitate to contact us.
What about me?
You're an egotist lesser only to the absolute evils of this and other universes. The only reason people don't see you as the abominable high-class snob you are now are is because of Walter's reign of presidency there are no poor people for you to neglect.
...Eh. I'll take it.
Nag.h..a gjnkagj...
Have fun being banished in the Shadow Realm.
Sgjmnakl,sa///bmal AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
Okay. That's one half.
You really should have killed me. All you're doing is putting me in a pocket dimens--
Mr. Smith, I've done it. I've stopped Vaatism.
Thank you, Walter. Now I am free to roam this earth.
Just don't think this is the last time we'll be crossing paths.
I wouldn't dream of it.
I'm off to go beat up a lance-wearing galactic warrior. After that, I'll bring everyone that died back to life. If I don't forget.
I've had this facial expression for so long I'm not sure if I can change it. Hold on.. *effort grunt noises*
...Okay. There we go. It's been cool watching that guy get the sense slapped out of him.
...I have nothing to add to this. Let's go.
Bye byeee! See you guys probably until someone else tries doing something incredibly inane!
Peace, dawgs.
...So, are we gonna go back and take a break, or...?
You guys head back to base. I have a little score to settle.
You've just been stabbed. You're not going alone.
Perhaps. But I've been on auto-repair for a while now, so all damage so could be repaired.
It's because I trust you all that I'm leaving you on standby in case something bad happens. Until then, you can monitor me.
Can you at least tell us what it is you need to do?
I was going to do that from the start. It all has to do with--
HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
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