. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...
...*cluck*
Eyup. I know. Any second now, they'll come. But it's not about winning or losing. And the damage has already been done.
The earth will never forget this catastrophe. And when they think of all the mass bloodshed... they'll come looking for the face of the government to blame.
Either way, they can't win. So no matter what the--
Shut up.
I rolled with that punch. Your fist would not have survived contact if not for that.
Want to test that theory?
Rest assured, Edgetype. I have other people to do that in my stead. Get 'em, mes!
Well, now we know you weren't exaggerating when you said these beams were made of "termination itself".
Why can you even do that!?
Don't tell me you're mad at that, too.
!!... I feel a major lack of context...
Oh, please. All you need to know is that you'll be given such a pounding that you'll wish you could die.
Ding dong, you're wrong!
HGEHBAHMDBGFMAHSB!!
My bad. Did I forget to mention? Say hello to my New Rewind Time. So long as it fits the bill, I can rewind and accelerate anything through any point in time whenever I want, however I want.
What!?
You know what that means, right? You've lost. At any time, your powers could be reversed.
WHAT!?
What did you think we were? Some chumps who would rely on artifacts to win and then mask it on the premise of teamwork?
You should have paid better attention to us while you could, Vaati. The only reason you're still here... is to satiate our satisfaction.
What the hey?!
YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF HAVING TROUBLE TOUCHING
WITH YOUR FARMING TOOL-- FOR I CAN SEE THE VERY FUTURE ITSELF!
Well, that hardly seems fair!
AND WHO ARE YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT FAIR? I DOUBT NEITHER YOU OR YOUR BOYFRIEND WOULD COMPLAIN SHOULD A HANDICAP BENEFIT YOU!
Are we allowed to kill this guy?
I don't think we are, but nobody'll care if we do, so...
IF YOU EVILDOERS THINK YOU CAN. POWER UP UNTIL ALL THE UNDERWORLD BREAKS LOOSE. I DON'T NEED A SILLY TRANSFORMATION TO BEST MY FOES!
...Is that right?
Neither do I.
COME THEN, EXTREMELY EMO MAN! I SHALL VANQUISH YOU AND THEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SAYING WEIRD THINGS LIKE THAT!
(Wait a moment. He said he can see the future, so what if he's just stringing me along here?)
CLLLLLLOCKWORK! KIIIIICK!
Hmph!
HAHAHAHAH! GETS THEM EVERY TIME!
He really fell for that feint?
(This 'Chronom' is a very dirty fighter. Ironic for someone who claims to speak of justice.)
Greetings, my dangerous despot!
Oh, no! It's Koopenstein!
Pffft. No it isn't. Look at that dorky outfit.
Well, one man's trash is another man's--
Cut the crap, Pom Pom. Nobody believes you.
...
Apologies, my lord.
Your impersonations are getting better.
You really think so?
Nah.
What's the plan now, boss?
Yeah. What now? My 8-bits are lookin' for some action.
I... don't know. I've never actually gotten this far.
Don't tell me you actually think this is over.
Just you wait and see, pipsqueak. Just you wait and see.
I'll be back shortly.
A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!
Awwww, did that sting?
Y-YOU... HOW...
Telepathy, you hunk of garbage. My mind. Your mind.
Normally, that kick wouldn't have done that much damage to you. All I did was amplify the feedback from the nerves to your brain to make you stimulate it.
I can tell you all of this because no matter how real you know it is, your mind will still process that pain the same way.
!!
You only lasted as long as you did before because you were at best an inconvenience. Even then, the only person who came enough to arrive was so selfish they didn't even intend to stop you.
...
But rest assured. You may not be going to hell... but you'll still burn.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!
How does it feel, big man? How does the overwhelming pain feel?
That burning sensation-- that's only a fraction of the amount of suffering you've caused with your nonsense.
STOP! STOOOP! YOU'RE THE HEROES! HEROES DON'T DO THIS!!!!
Hate to break it to you, but if you or anyone thinks of us that way, then their interpretation of the word "hero" is very flawed.
We're just a couple of guys who think you should get a taste of exactly what you deserve.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Are we sure he's immortal? Couldn't he end up willing his own death to happen?
Or better yet-- couldn't we rewind him to before he gained immortality?
In theory, yeah.
Then why haven't we?
Because I'm not Soul. I don't spend every minute dwelling on what should and shouldn't be possible.
But now that you mention it...
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHY DOES IT STILL BURN!?!?
Hang on, how does he remember what just happened if--
K-kill me...! Do it! This is what you want, right!? You want me to pay!? Kill me!!
Shut up, you idiot.
I... I..
No, you're certainly not sorry. You'd do all of this again given the opportunity.
(If he's lost his powers, then...)
The way you are now, even Junior could kill you. So you have a point. It would be easy. Problem solved. Bad guy beaten.
But I have a better idea.
Miss me?
No...
That "Hero" you hate so much has already been translocated to a... safer grounds.
NO... I DON'T-- DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!
Be honest. Was there ever any common sense involved in this scheme of yours... or was the whole randomness to mask your overwhelming narcissism?
Gee. Sure reminds me of someone.
Go to hell.
PLEASE, I SWEAR! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU GUYS WANT! I'LL-- I'LL GIVE YOU GUYS MY COCK FOR FREE!
Giggety.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL EVERYONE! I'LL KILL... I'll..
You see it now, don't you? This is the exact same thing millions of people are facing right now. The difference between them and you?
You'll have no light at the end of your tunnel.




WHAAAAAAT!?
Ugh... you guys owe me big time for this.
What can I say?...
...It looks like I was the impostor all along.
...Fascinating... It appears that his power has become scattered across this realm...
...I can use this quiche to sense and search for the rest of his power... As well as its original owner, provided if they have any of it left.
All I know is what I've been told. So, unless Slur has any sort-of idea...?
Mah bois. Come forth... I have urgent news.
You called for us, your majesty?
...A dire message has been left... by Robbie Rotten.
Robbie Rotten!? What does that scoundrel want this time!?
I'm afraid that this is more than just another one of Robbie's tricks... Robbie has warned both me and Ganon that a peculiar creature resembling Mario has attacked him... And has stolen the Anti-Omni Meme.
What!? So the Anti-Omni Meme has fallen into the hands of chaos!?
Wait... Ganon? I thought Duo sealed him away!*
Robbie Rotten freed CD-i Ganon from his imprisonment so that he could recruit the other villains of YTP... it is your task to find the heroes.
Where do we look?
...I first want you to investigate something. Zelda?
Take a look at this...
Well, I did see someone using something that causes the curse, but it was cloaked in black robes, so I don't know who it is.
Is there anything else you know?
Actually, while me and Trill try to escape, I did see a figure next to the cloaked figure, looking like a princess with three eyes.
I know this sound stupid, but I think we should capture one of them and make it tells us about their leader. Maybe it might give us information about this leader and even it's weakness.
...Was that Wario? Who was it he was fighting?
A tyrannical ruler known as the Shake King. Worry not about it; The fight has already reached a conclusion.
My concern lies in the location of which the massive explosion occurred... More specifically, with the allies who made their homes there.
You mean Bikini Bottom?
The Tri-Force of Courage will grant you the ability to breathe underwater. Please, check on our allies to make sure that they are not harmed... Or worse.
You can count on us, your majesty!
...Hm...
I wonder what's for dinner...
So what you're telling me is that this was just hidden away?
yep! It was just laying around,gaining dust! Wonder if it works?
...It would appear that the spell Vaati had over Pico has worn off. You two are free to go.
So, he isn't gonna gun us down anymore? That's great!
...Tell me; How did you manage to warp in here, anyways?
Eh, it was a bit of a "heat of the moment" thing.
...I see.
Well, I guess I'll see you two off, then.
Oh, and one more thing...
?
...The next time you challenge me like that again*...
...You're gonna need a lot more than luck to win.
...Alright. See ya later, Matt!
...
...Gotta admit... The kid's got guts.
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