. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
I'll have blue raspberry, please.
Well long story short, we're being invaded by dark doppelgangers from another dimension, sounds bad right.
Since they have like, over a million Darksides in the Dark Lord army, we need everyone in this dimensions help defeating those things. If we fail, they'll break the balance and get rid of everything good in this dimension!
Alright, now t-
Sup
Sh**...
F*** you
F*** you too
F*** YOU THREE
(Uno Reverse Card)
B***h
FINE! What's your deal now?!
Fight me
b u t w h y
I want to see how good you are
o k f i n e
T_T
One glass of Blue Raspberry, coming right up!
We'll defeat these "Darksides" the same way Beta Diablo was defeated: by working together. After all, it's never a singular individual's power the universe rests its hopes upon.
...With that said... What's our next move?
(Right... Let's see if anyone around here might need any help.)
...Hrm. I'd never expect this place to be so... suburban.
So, the Anti-Omni Meme 2's power is great enough to provide an exit from even here. Good... That's the EASY part out of the way...
Now, let's see if I can't find HIM anywhere...
How does he even hold all this shit...
...*yawn* Fine, just let me stretch.
*yawn* I...I got the orb you’re looking for…*yawn*
I...I’m sorry...I’m just too…tired to...
*snores*
Thank you. We’ll take it from here.
...
Uh mam?
...!
Oh sorry. These should be the last of the OVERs.
Good. Honestly with the data we’ve received from the others, I doubt we’ll need them.
Still...
...Hello?
Is anyone there?
...
...
...*sniff*
What if...what if no one’s coming to rescue us? Have...have we...been forgotten? It..it wouldn’t be the first time...first by Null and now I guess by everyone else. They...they must hate me even though I...
...I...
...I...
...*sniff*...
*chug* *chug* *chug* Ahhhh.
...!
What kind of beer is this? It's...bubbly and fizzy! *burp*
Is this some kind of joke? It's making me feel...
...
*Showa era Ghidora noises*
UGH! T-this t-thing must b-be stop! I-I won't l-let t-this thing d-defeat me!
OH HELLO THERE
The Neutral Orb, you ask? Well, newsflash, Darksider; there ain't one.
Neutral is, in essence, the the lack of any elemental energy whatsoever. Even if an orb for it DID exist, you'd just be stealing everyone's inability to have elemental abilities, which would defeat the purpose of you collecting elemental MacGuffins in the first place.
...Say, I'm pretty sure I wasn't done killing you cowards to death, last I checked!
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