. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Well there was a viking, and then a shadow figure, could this get any worse?
WHAT THE HECK!?
Oh my god, I can't believe this! I've never thought to see them in this dimension. I've better find Trill quick!
And now, by unpopular demand, a snowball fight that spans these connected universes! Or at least, dimensions, I guess.
Y'know, you guys SUCK at this whole "originality" thing. I mean, think about it; you're LITERALLY just evil clones of a bunch of other people.
Plus, "an entire dimension where the bad guy won"? Beta Devil literally beat you to that an arc ago.
The next thing I should point out is that y'all are wasting your time with this whole "elemental orbs" nonsense. You can say that these are the "true" sources of everyone's powers all you want- and perhaps there are a good chunk of people who get their abilities from these- but in reality, not EVERYONE here is gonna be affected by your attempts to snatch our elemental privileges.
For your information, there was one time where Cranky Kong- who happens to be REALLY high up on the tierlist, mind you- tried to nerf the entire Chaos Zone for some reason, and barely anyone was affected. If an attempted nerf from one of the biggest powerhouses in CZ failed to work on most of us, what makes you think your plan will, too?
I shouldn't even be giving you punks a fighting chance, if I'm to be honest; I could literally just spam Meteor Rain while you're frozen until you all die, and not only would there be nothing you could do about it, nobody here would have much of a good reason to stop me since you're trying to murder us all. However, not only do I not plan on taking any chances with this, but I've always wondered what it would be like to fight an entire dimension.
Now then...
It's been a long time comin', now you better get runnin', and you better get ready to die!
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA (I can reach him. It may take some slight effort, but interdimensional travel is still within my realm of control.)
...he says while telling his troops to run like sissies.
That was a close one, but I fear that the Dark Lord is going to get more angry if this keeps up.
Well, I'll see you guys... somewhen.
Wait, so that's really it?
Look. Joe. I like you. But you need to wake up and smell the roses. Any number of us could have died during this whole adventure. I think it's about time we get some closure.
Says you! We'll be preparing our next heist soon enough! And when we're through... we'll gain a Devilishly large sum of wealth!
Aren't you two richer than Jeff Bezos?
Not rich enough!
**ROOOOAAAAAAAR!* (I have nothing better to do, so I'm coming too. Along with our new Pokemon friend, that is.)
Talk about a rough life. I got my ass whooped by my arch-rival, got sent to the hospital, was trained by a Chinese Turtle Sage In the art of Kung-Fu and mastery of several weapons, broke my body to surpass my limitations and strength, and I don't even get to do anything.
Joe can come too if he wa
I'm not committing large-scale theft.
You're sorta homeless (the bandana kid is too but he was kinda weird so i didn't ask), so is there anywhere specific you and Dante want to go, or...?
We'll be fine. I think if anyone deserves for you to be worried about them, it's you.
....Yeah. Thanks. And sorry that things didn't exactly pan out the way they were supposed to.
No biggie! I'll get other chances to show how stylish I am in the future! See ya!
...Welp. Better get Six Machine and--
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