. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Link, thank you for--
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......Who the hell?
Not to play Debbie Downer or anything, but the psycho who absorbed all of your essence also ate your little boyfriend.
...All is not lost. For our Hero from Hyrule is not the only savior in the land.
...Yeah. Whatever Dibs on the sword.
And why are we in such a hurry to claim it?
...Because if there's anyone who's suffered under that prick, it's me. face it, Agent Edge. You're outta luck.
....Yeah. Whatever you say.... Mr. Masked Man.
This isn't how-- ...who even are you people!?
...How long has that... thing been there?
Sorry kid. But here's the thing, nobody, not even you, can pull that sword. And unfortunately the only guy that can pull it died. So if you'd please, may you stupid, annoying, and down right intrusive D.S', stay away from plots that aren't even yours. This is also a message to you as well, @Ch4s3man. Either learn more about roleplay etiquette, or get banned by Beta himself sometime in the future.
Hamburger *eats* ummm, chezburger
Ah Gear Plains, maybe I can get some info from the Gearo's
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Are you afraid? Somari the Adventurer?
Huh!?
Your speed is immense... But your movements are far too linear to use it to it's fullest.
Okay for the love of god, we got to stop this viking. The battle is taking forever to stop.
You guys got any ideas, because that viking don't know when to quit!
WAKA-WAKA (I dunno! We don't even have the numbers advantage on him anymore!)
Unless...
Eh? What are you dorks lookin' at?
With Wario-Man, this would be over in an instant.
What's a Wario-Man.
Only the greatest, most powerful superhero transformation in the universe!...
...But...N--no! We don't need Wario-Man to win! I don't even need Wario-Man to win!
The last time Wario went toe to toe with Shake King, he broke his arm and legs! Wario says one thing... but his actions prove another!
Ow!
Shaddup already! I'll have you know I pack a heck of a punch on my own!...
Hold on. Say that again?
I... pack a heck of a punch. On my own.
Pack a punch... I think I've figured something--
Wait a minute, bandana boy! What'd you just say?
Repeat what? You mean the part about packing a pun--
AHA! That's it! Wario has found a way to win!
And it's all riding on this.
Here, take this.
This core will make your punches more powerful.
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Afraid? Does this-a-look like what someone driven by-a-fear would do?
RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT!
You-a-treat yourself like a victim. Use-a-your vendetta as a reason to make others suffer.
You're-a-nothing but a sad, sad, man who is a slave of his-a-own past. A simple facet of-a-what was. And I don't have time for any of it.
There's only one paint in my neck that would managed to kick a rock through a Portal-
HRHAGHJAGAAAAHH!
Urgh!!
Ah! I didn't mean to--
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It's the same thing! IT'S THE SAME THING!
Wow...this has got to be the most brutal way to defeat a villain. Remind me to never go on his bad side.
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