. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Yeah, a good friend of mine. He should be here sooner or later... I think.
Uh, Kazooie? I think we have ourselves a visitor... One of our Hero buddies, it seems like.
Really, now? And what does he want?
(...Seriously? Why did you bundle us up together, like neither of us can exist like the other?)
ya got any beer???? urg...
Hopefully it be a good time with him]{n}
(Hehehe... it be a shame that guy appeared at the wrong time, but for the most part, I hope that IDIOT can't hear me, but if he does, I'll kill him first)
There it is up ahead! The shore is open for exploration!
About time!
What? That he'll appear if someone mentions his theme? Maybe if you're some red and blue good-for-nothing, glory-hogging chump, or a stereotypical blonde swordsman protagonist, this is of concern. But to Wario? He'd better pray I don't pluck the feathers of his stupid wing, if I catch him! Wahahahahah!
This is it right here, huh? Hey spikeball, you implied that there were an absolute f
load of people who happen to be your buddies here, yeah?
Guess I can actually bust showcase the TRUE power of the Memelord now!
Well, I guess we could just wait a while-]{n}
Waiting is boring, how about we have a little fun...
SHALL WE?
...Oh, right. None of them really speak...
Hm... I wonder if this had anything to do with that Sephiroth guy being in Smash...
Gee, I wonder if it was HighTower's PREVIOUS scene that made you think that.
It's either that, or... Well...
Well... What?
To be honest, there have been some rather strange rumors going around... A couple of individuals who were all essentially deconfirmed for Smash have been said to be looking around for us DLC fighters... This might just have something to do with that, as well.
(Can't say it rules out the Sephiroth theory, though... He was a rather scary individual... Poor Mario almost got himself hurt real badly. ...I wonder what he's up to, right now...)
(...And cue the obvious cutaway to that fight between Mario and that weird alien guy.)
...Hmph. Not bad... However, it's still far from over!
Just give it up, Tatanga! You've lost!
FEH! That's what YOU think, Stanley! I, however, have a trick up my sleeve!
Hm? What's-a that...?
That's... Coda Corruption***! It seems to have been further perfected... Whatever you do, do NOT let him corrupt you with it!
...Heh. How funny...
...Who said anything about corrupting you with it?
Wait, wh-
...What... Have you done...?
Hee hee hee... Is it not obvious...?
...I have ensured my victory against you.
Please elaborate on Enitity: Doc Robot's plans for I lack information upon this.
Get behind cover!
Come in Sand Angels! Come in Sand Angels! What's going on out there!
Ambush! Requesting artillery barrage!
Can you identify the enemy?
No sir. I can't even see em! They're using cloaking and my men are dropping like flies out here! I need an artillery barrage!
But if you can't see the enemy-
It's not a sniper! Their being chopped in half and the assailant isn't leaving footprints!
...We'll send backup.
They'll die then! We-
Get out of there!
What?
I'm being controlled! Get-
!
Yeah. It's your shallow reason for infiltrating the area that is the reason why I can guarantee this: You will never, ever get to meet Koopenstein. Ever. Now, if you'll excuse me--
Slow your role, Spikesville! What kinda amateurs do you think we are? We're gonna need you as a hostage... just in case things go south.
If you idiots are done with whatever it is you're doing, hurry up! We don't got all day! Move it or lose it!
Oh please, don't make me laugh
Heh, I'll just grab that back-
Let's see if this does enough!]{n}
RIPTIDE!]{n}
h-GAHHHH!
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