. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
So... what now?
Well.. I plan to tour you through this place, as it is proper.
It would be good to hold group for now, so give our other guests time.
Wasn't it obvious?
(That robot looks like he is under some sort of spell?)
(If it is that type of magic, these might help get get these people back to normal.)
Okay Mr. Wario, was it, do you have any more friends that might help take down this strangely overpowered Viking? (Maybe they might not need these cores.)
H-he overpowered him!
So... We must have this in the bag, right?
...
Nghh-drrrgh! ((Damn... running out of Coins...))
...Hnh. You've hit your limit.
*squeak*
Oh, no!
Oh no!
Oh, no...
OH, NO!...
...*ROAR* (Oh. Noooo.)
Okay, I think they might need some help now. Better use this one then.
Hey guys, give this to Wario, this will give him some new powers to beat this viking!
Wario! You're not sucumbing from your prolonged wounds anymore!
Mushrooms tend 'ta fix that, Waluigi.
(He still looks... really, really, familiar... if only I could put my finger on it...)
And what do you plan on doing with that in your hands?
...Well, it's supposed to give me powers... so...
Is there some kinda password or on button? Or do I recite somethin' like "Power sphere, activate!"?
*ROAR* (I think--)
Or maybe I'm supposed to channel my inner energies or some lame yoga thing like that? Or what if I'm supposed to be a robot or somethin'?
We totally forgot, didn't *haaaack*
I have not forgotten about you lot.
!
*KAAFF KaFF whEEEEEZE*
Yellow, you don't have a throat. Stop acting like you're choking.
Oh, okay!
You let him go this instant! (Oh, man... I'm gonna have to stall for everyone else, aren't I?)
Or what?
...Or I'll make you ever regret laying your hands on anyone ever again!
Alright, I'll explain to you in a easy 3 steps: 1. Put the core on your forehead. 2. Think of a attack you wanted, incase of this a wind-based attacks. 3. Say "Wind Power, (name of attack)", and ta-da, you got the powers.
Remember, these powers only lasted for a minute, so be careful on what powers you wanted to have. In this case, a wind-based attacks. Anything wind-based that you really want to have.
JESUS H. CHRIST DID ANYONE SAFETY CHECK THIS THING?
Wahahah! Does Wario hear that? He'll be like Aang, but only with a fourth of the epicness and really fat! But not bald, so it balances out!
...Wario?
...Wario. What were you eating?
...Mmmmmm..
Wario?
Mmmmmm?
Don't play games with--
...Don't play games with Waluigi, young man! Whatever it is, spit it out this instant!
Mmm! Muh mmmm mmm mmmmm!
WARIO WALUIGI SWEARS TO HIMSELF IF HE DOES NOT EMPTY HIS MOUTH RIGHT NOW HE'LL GROUND WARIO FOR TWO WEEKS!
......*gulp*!
WAAAAAAAH! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAAAAANT!
*sigh* Your an idiot, I'll show you how these works.
Freeze Core, Icicle Arrows.
Look, lady. I know what you're tryin' 'ta do. You're tryin' 'ta set me up. Give me a new power, some edge to beat Shake King. Well, it's not that simple!
Wario, we shouldn't be arguin' about this!
But it ain't that simple! The guy just-- He's too tough for any shenanigans like that, okay!? And ain't no gust 'a wind gonna change that!
He can't age, the words when and where are meaningless to him, and he's as tough as nails!... dipped in Adamantium and Vibranium... enchanted with Uru... blessed by the gods and smolted under a layer 'a Katchin...
Besides, where's the buildup? If it's THAT easy to the point where I could say somethin' corny like "wInD cOrE, GloRiOUs FiSt!" then it's not special at all! It just--
You were saying...by the way, I was aiming at that Viking's hands, how did those things hit you guys instead?
Stop this stupid fighting, who stupid viking! or else your gonna be in a world of pain!
Sure, why not. King's goons aren't here, so we've got time to spare.
This dimensional window gives us a telepathic link between us and Beta Shadow. He cannot see us, but he can hear us, and us him.
Hey, Beta! You got a minute?
I mean, I've already gave one to Moto. I don't see why not.
Tch...!
(You've gotta be shitting me...)
...Care to explain why you were shooting at a minor in an alleyway?
That minor was one of the people who have gone crazy around here, and-
Damn! That little troublemaker got away because of-
"That little troublemaker" is causing trouble in OUR city*. Meaning that it is OUR jurisdiction. And if you want to HELP with that, then either stay out of the way, or-
Or what? JOIN you? Because the answer is still NO. I work alone.
...
...Look, I know. Your entire universe was erased, making you lose everyone you cared about. So you've forced yourself into disassociating so that you wouldn't make any new, meaningful connections and run the risk of feeling the pain of loss again. I get that.
But one of these days, you're going to need the help. And if not with us, then at least try to do it with some other people. ANY other people. Because if you keep on this path-
CAN IT. I know what this is REALLY about. You don't want me to join because you "feel bad" and "want me to make friends". You want me to join because you're INSECURE. About yourself. About your team, and their ability to handle threats.
And I don't mean petty thieves or vandals. I mean ACTUAL threats. And you only want to hire ME because I'm actually good at what I do. And you think that maybe if I were to join you, the MCPD might actually take you lot SERIOUSLY.
...
...Whatever. I'll let you guys do you, just as long as you let me do me.
Must...freeze...everything. The darkness...tells me...to freeze...EVERYTHING!!!
Man, I never see Cold Man acting like that. Is something wrong with him?
We'll join up with you guys later ok? we're gonna try and take mirabilis back to safety and try and return her magic to her.
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