. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
That's... not true...
Defeating him wasn't enough, was it? You went and manipulated him to his very core. Spun an inescapable narrative taking advantage of his insecurities... and ultimately... all it cost him was his life.
It blights me to say, but it would appear I have underestimated you yet again. To help people fight to such useless avail... My interest is quite piqued by this.
Shut up...
But if I had to say something positive about your short-lived companion.... he was.... fun.
...
The games end here, Shake King. You're not gonna rile me up like you did before. I ain't gonna dignify any 'a your mental strategems!
...
Besides... talk is cheap. The REAL winner is the one who chews the other's
!
Indeed... and very soon you will find that YOURSELF to be on that same receiving end you speak of.
Oh, yeah? Let's see you prove that...
They're-a-getting ready to fight!
No kidding...
I see.
Well then, welcome aboard, Siree Chord! Hmm-hm-ho!
Hm, a veteran of several wars.. That is, quite interesting..
As well as, a panda-
...Wait.
Ah, by the pope! You must be Commander Panny!
Sir Commander, you have gained quite a reputation within the walls of the Hgfdsk Conglomerate! Nearly all of us bounty hunters know of your many endeavours!
Well then, I would be more than glad to have you pay a visit to my spaceship, and perhaps even the Conglomerate's quest lobby!
...
Try as you may, you won't be able to land a single hit the entire time.
We'll see about that!
Hmph!
Urgh...!
Well done; You dodged it. You're much faster as well. It's conceivable how you could have defeated Knack.
I guess it'd have to be... since you're gonna be using him and the moves of everyone else that crystal let you copy!
Don't flatter yourself. I can defeat you with my abilities alone.
Wario? Beat Knack? That's impossible! The dumb brute couldn't beat a jaywalking grandma, much less someone with his speed!
It's fascinating... the magnetism of the both of their approaching electrical charges is growing by the second... I doubt it'll be long before they're at it....
Nerd.
WAKA-WAKA (It all ends here...)
Yeah. Unless the line for intervening third-parties hasn't been fully cleared out yet.
(For everything you've done, Shake King... for everyone you've put through suffering... I'm finishing this.)
Hnh!
Heh!
(He's bigger, stronger, and has better range... I can't afford 'ta let up!)
YOUR TIME HAS COME, WARIO!
MY TIME TO WIN?... YOU BET!
A-aagh! (Wario... how strong has he gotten?)
Alright...I'm definitely stronger than hims by himself...but depending on how much backup hes calling...
Heh, the ghost is scared of a baby tiger, so he has to call back up?
This is fine this is fine this is fine...
HAH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
We'll see how long you can maintain this "transformation" of yours.
...
Where does he think he's going at a time like this?
And it's not a bad idea either, we-a-should follow.
...
Come now... if this is all you have... you cannot so much as THINK to defeat me. As a matter of fact... I don't even think I have to fight.
Watt's up?
You gotta be kidding!
Mr. Electric. Dispose of that sniveling fool.
You got it!
Your voltage'll make a great feast.
That's the Shake King I know! Forcing others to do what HE can't!








Hey, Maestro*! Are you alright?
...Wait a second. Doc Robot? What are you doing here? And with Dark Man, too...
Forget why they're here, why does his color scheme look so... different?
Say, yeah... Something tells me they aren't even the Doc Robot or Dark Man of this universe... What's going on here?
Uh, yes, hi. Uh, let me think...
...Hm... What weapon type are the Garlic Breadsticks, exactly?

...Hm... Well, do you have non-food weapons to use? A giant pizza cutter, perhaps?

Then, what weapo-
...Ooooohhh. So this is more of a "Potions/Scrolls" shop, then.

Oh, cool. What's this potion called?
Ah. Right. Clever. So, uh, how many can I buy, then?








Uh, yes. Is the Pizza a healing item, or a stat boost item?
...Yeah, you're right. I can use it in battle and find out on my own. I'll have a medium pepperoni. ...And I guess I'll have some of those garlic breadsticks, too.
Bt1229, but just Bt will suffice.

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