. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
I've been asking that myself.
Wh-Rika, what's going on?!
Did any of you watch that livestream on Vaati's YouTube channel?!
I saw him open his cloak and closed it immediately after. I reported it for bullying, though, that should-
I told you never to trust social media reporting systems, but whatever, I'm glad you're all fine. Is anyone you know acting bloodthirsty?
...please tell me that doesn't include worshippers.
Hoo boy...okay, a bit before the stream began Yoshi sent me a message about the Golden Fruit; anyone see a-wait, Schmitt, you've got way too much background noise, turn on your cam-
IS THIS WHAT YOU WERE GONNA ASK ABOUT?!?!
Holy crap, yes. Listen, the last guy alive who solved that mess is MIA right now‡, so I dunno how much we can do, but we gotta at least help control the areas we can while we figure out this rampage.
Gotcha. You think Vaati had this in mind?
I mean, it's Vaati, there's no telling with the freak.
I'm ending the call, be sure to check on everyone who didn't pick up for whatever reason. And Revolts, I'm gonna stop calling all six of you because your feedback was almost as bad as Schmitt's audio.





it. Good enough.**
...Well, that was depressing.***
Well, look on the bright side; At least we found someone who wasn't trying to kill you... Technically speaking.
Yeah, I'm not interested in filling my lungs with that stuff, but he seemed pretty nice, at least-
Pardon the interruption, but I've got a bone to pick with you.
Huh? What are you doing here...?
...
...Roasting your bacon.
MAN OH MAN! I'MMA EAT TONITE!
I'M SO GOD LIKE AT KILLING, I DON'T NEED A STINKIN TITLE! IT'S FEEDIN TIME!
C'mon! There can't be anyway I couldn't improve better on this!
Hold on, now... that wave of power just then...
Really. A new worf?
Yes... a force to be reckoned with, no doubt... one that possesses extreme power...
(...What the hell are those things supposed to be?)
I don't sense it anymore. That was it, I think.
Okay...? What the heck's the plan now, then?
It's simple... stand by... and watch as the globe is marinated in a slow, yet sure, bloodbath.
I don't think you have that luxury; you doxxed yourself. I'm sure people are going to come and try to kill you by force.
Let them.
w h a t
Let them. I have the time to spare... anybody looking for the Rudy treatment may refer as they please. And besides... that talk about 'power' would be even more meaningless if I was without the means to back it up.
...Besides, it's not as though it would come to that, anyway. You would have to be eight stone-cold layers of hardcore to go through the trouble of flying two hundred thousand miles outside the comfort and safety of your planet to fight an immortal eldritch dark sorcerer turned demon with unfathomable power. Or insane...
...I think I'll turn the moon into my new fortress in the meantime.
...So, you wanna take me on again, huh? Well, in that case-
* ...
No way outta this through fancy beep-boops this time. By the end of this, one of us will have dropped dead. And I have no intention of letting it be me.
kind of indestructible mic does he even-
What the funk, dude!? What's up with you!?
What's up with me? What's up with YOU? YOU'RE the one going for that mic of yours thinking it'll do something to stop me. But, go ahead, do your worse! I doubt that you could even slightly-
...I don't know why you're doing this, Pico... But I'm well-equipped enough to defend myself.
Things are going smoother than I thought... A shame I couldn't deliver that Golden Apple personally because of the force field, but it has been delivered, regardless. Not only shall Beta Devil be revived, but there will be a bit of an extra "kick" to his powers that'll make even his BASE form more formidable than it ever was before.
And what's better is that all the while, both Vaati and Spooky will be unknowingly helping me by spreading as much chaos as possible, making the foolish heroes even MORE divided.
My next phase begins once Beta Devil comes back to life... But in the meantime, there is but ONE MORE thing that I need for it.
Okay, as much as the comfort and safety don't apply, I'm pretty sure you're right about how much people stick to Earth.
Thing is, when you grabbed the fruit you caught someone else's attention along the way, so now at least a handful of people who'd be here by now are busy dealing with that.
But hey, that means less hero banter for you to listen to.
I know this is going to be more awkward then ten post-COVID millennials trapped in a cage so I'm just going to leave and do Earth shenanigans.
...
...Fair. But when I said that, I was under the impression there would be other people aside from those busy. You know, those without friends nor family... You know, like someone in this room...
...Me. To be clear, this isn't a passive-agressive jab or anything. I'm actually referring to myself. But, I suppose using my own experiences to set expectations wasn't quite broad-minded of me... heh... broad.
...So, did you come for anything other than to point that out?
I mean, I dunno how much I actually spend quality time with my group; spending nearly two decades being as petty as Coda didn't do much for my social skills.
But hey, now that you said that, maybe those kinds of people are gonna start showing up. Or not, I dunno. We'll see how jinxing works.
Anyway, looks like I'm going first, so...
Just warning you, I don't really have much to say. Just trying to be direct about this, and frankly the situation's been speaking for itself a while now.
*huff* *huff* Hurm?! (*huff* *huff* Did you need to hit every boost panel†?!)
Look, it was a shortcut, it worked, let's just-
...wait, how did we stop?
...uh...hi, guys.
Hi!
...ppptpth. (...please tell me you told Doppler about this.)
Huh, where did the Golden Apple came from? Ah whatever, it makes things easier for us.
Mr. Sniper, My team is ready to help find the Crystal Eye, Shadow Moth told King that he turn someone into a supervillain to find it.
Well, we got two items left, let not waste any more time, MOVE OUT, BOYS!!!
She could...but I don't know where she is.
Uhh guys, did you hear that?
HA HA HAH! Now this is just pathetic! I thought you were a ninja robot! Not a pajama-faced weakling!
(That's what you get for calling me a capitalist pig.)
AH SHUT IT!
あなたの忍耐の欠如とあなたの心が持っている不純物はパージされなければなりません。 (Your lack of patience and whatever impurities your mind has must be purged.)
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME, MIDGET!
Iyaiyo!
Even though we got the golden fruit, King will be happy once I burned you to the ground!
Oh god, King even got a dragon in his army!
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