. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...
...
............Yeah, and?
Of course, HE doesn't overexert energy into everything he does like a MORON. Somethin' that--
Why do you care?
What? What are you tryin' 'ta--
Why. Do you care. It's not your problem what I do, and it's not your problem how I do it. After all, as long as you are the one being used, it doesn't matter, does it? After all, if something goes wrong, the most you lose is a body. You can find that in any morgue.
But nooo, your stuck with a pathetic little man that can't do anything right. Boo hoo.
?
...You know what? I thought that... after what happened before, that... we could finally actually start being partners. That we could put our grievances aside, and do what we can... together. You had the means, and I had the restraint to exercise them properly.
But of course, I CAN'T have that. Because I'm too weak. Because I'm a loser who cares too much about his job. Because I'm too rusty. Because I'm too reckless. because no matter how many times I try to be useful, It'll never be enough. Not for you; Not for anyone.
...At the end of the day, it's just me. All alone. People will team up only for the sake of common interest, nobody likes me. My powers don't even like me.... I don't even like me.
...
I'm just known for being some dark-red edgelord's babysitter. Everybody else just... tolerates me.
...I'm gonna go wait until my body wakes up. Not that it's your problem.
We take the high path and get ready for the signal.
We should be fast enough to get past quietly but they'll be tracking any footprints we leave. Unless I say otherwise, destroy on sight.
And I'm going to have to remind you that I preemptively implied otherwise about the girls in orange or green. Believe me, I've worked with dumber*.
Dr. Doppler, if this is a bad time I'm really sorry-
Dark Elf, it's fine. Everyone's focus was somewhat scattered by the incident at Joyous Tower, but thankfully Sonic Man is functioning again, and we've been able to keep in touch with everyone.
...
Anyway, you came here from a world known as "Dimension L", didn't you?
...effectively, yes. The specifics I don't know enough to clarify, but-
What exactly did it look like?
...
Because for the info I seek, I'll go to any lengths.
You've got a task I can do, I'll do it the best I can.
Okay, okay just don't kill me.
Initially it was to spy on Beta Shadow to figure out his power, but when I watched you guys spar...something occurred to me.
It just ain't worth it.
Звенеть! Нам ... нужны другие ...(Ring! We...need the others...)
Звенеть?(Ring?)
...
Союз требует нашей победы(The union demands our victory.)
НЕ ВАЖНО СТОИМОСТЬ(NO MATTER THE COST!)
Пыль!?(Dust!?)
добраться до Баттрая(Reach...Battraya.)
Но что-(But what-)
ИДТИ(GO)!
Ты ... ты должен сражаться на нашей стороне. За союз. Конечно, западное перепрограммирование не настолько сильно, чтобы преодолеть это единственное убеждение!(You...you are supposed to be fighting for our side. For the union. Surely western reprogramming isn't that strong that it would override that singular belief!)
...
Unfortunately my gang's *yawn* back at home.
I'm the only one I know here. Huh.
Regardless, I don't even know if we're gonna need all that many people. If these steel animals die so easily by a simple axe, this should be easy.
Like the Gr-?
AH!
Honestly there needs to be some kinda warning system that lets you know when people show up.
...In any case, we found this and something similar to it.
What Sgt. Mackcra is standing on right now is the remains of an old mech that we found in a junkyard. We waited a week but no one showed up, so we took it for ourselves. It's power core is missing and it's legs needs major repairs, but it seems as those its armor is fairly strong...just not against rust.
This, as you could tell, is Sgt. Mackra. We found him along with some other troops deactivated here. Funnily enough, he and I go way back.
A pleasure to meet ya at last! Martin's told me about ya.
Engineers predict that it might take less than a week, but we should have this thing figured out in and out.
Nowhere near the amount of time that it would take to fight King BUT we've figured out the laser gun systems and have made this.
While it may not be useful upon close glace, this thing shoots an laser beam that never stops going until it hits an object.
If King's out on a stroll, BAM! Instant blindness.
Of course, we have a larger portable turret as well that can actually do some damage.
The Union's leaders have betrayed the principles it was born from and I cannot watch a system worse than capitalism rule over its people!*
The pleasure's all mine, Sarge.
Say, this is all cool and all, but have you perchance found anything that can negate the effects of force fields that kill you? We're sorta gonna need that.
Well, we better get going before King send more powerful robots after us! Lead the way, Lord Narcissist!
very well! ONWARDS MY ALLIES,TO VICTORY!
Leave no witnesses and keep an eye out for orange and green people who we don't kill, got it!
Hehehe, I'll find that thief and burn him alive for taking the Golden Fruit. And with this thing, he will cower before it.
Oh, hush. Regulus did vlogs. If Disney and Mark Zuckerberg can have channels, I can have a channel.
Billie Jean.
if I care, monetal gain is overrated anyway.
Hey what's up, it's your boy the V-Meister, up with a new video. But before we continue, I noticed that only 98% of you guys watching are subscribed.
That's bad. Ya'll in the 2% better step up or I'm eradicating your family. Now, now, I know normally I'd say I would eat your family instead of just annihilating them, but... That coincides with a serious topic in today's video.
I'm suffering from... extreme anorexia. Being a hundred-to-thousand year old entity that's gone a while without physical consumation, it's no wonder my insides look as empty as the president's brain. Cue the laugh track.
That is why I am here to finally mix things up with-- you guessed it-- an ASMR session. And with it, I have...
Yeah... just one measly fruit? Pathetic, I know. What's the worth in that? Well...
Luckily, I came prepared! With four more, REAL, yes, THE REST OF, the REAL, WHOLLY LEGITIMATE, GOLDEN FRUIT! Now, before we begin, I'd like to give a shoutout to my channel backers, those in the Patreon, and King for giving me this splendid opportunity.
If you enjoy more content like this, make sure to seal the like button inside of yourself like the stupid green-donning annoyance it is and subscribe with notifications on! Now, let's get onto the video!
Uoh... You can't see it, but I am stuffed... I feel like I'm about to burst, but those felt so... good... wait...
Oh damn... DAMN...
DAMN... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. OH GOD. OH MY WORD. THAT WAS THE
. THAT. WAS THE
. OH MY GOD. JESUS. SWEET MAIDENSKIRTS.... MAN.
I'M PROCESSING.
W-who is the o-orange girl?
You know guys, I was thinking about someone, the one named Windaz.
...I'm sorry you had to see that. It was quite grotesque, most likely. So to make it up to you; I take back what I said about murdering your friends and family...
....YOU'RE going to be doing that for me.
You will find the ones you care about, and once you do, you will relentlessly pursue and destroy them. Make sure to enjoy yourself doing it, too. I know not all of you sapiens and even robots out there the same immortality as I do... So think of this as a pre-emptive closure on the topic of death.
Cut loose. Enjoy yourselves. We ALL enjoy our fair share of entertainment. And, of course, what better of the sort than painting the blue and green red?... With that said... Make sure to give yourselves the fun times you deserve. Until then, my dear viewers... Ta ta.
Windaz is the strange girl I meet in the fortress, there I saw her fighting a spider-legged robot, then we fought a four-faced abomination! After that, I left the place, but I was still wondering what she is doing now.
Glad Sam here yoink me out of there, I would be terrified seeing those things!
Oof!
You done? Or are you as big as a glutton for beatdowns as your canine bro?
AU-HAAAUGH!
You've trained for such an infinitesmal amount of time... and yet you can stand up to our combined might... how?
Two words, bro. Hard. Work...
Actually, I guess it's a lot less cut and dry like that... Like what your regime looks like, who you're training with, what techniques you learn, your aptitude to learn and improve...
...Forget it. I'm gettin' off topic. Point is, I have you guys beat. You two may as well surrender and hit the road already.
....We'll see...
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