. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
What now, dimwit?
Wario! Waluigi thinks he have word on where the thief came from. How did things go in the forest?
. . .
...Sounds about right.
Ah, shaddup!!
My head... what's going on?
...Mao, was it? ...I feel like you should just...
...
...You know what? No. Screw being polite about it. You don't deserve that respect. NONE of you HighTower bastards do.
All you lot do is act without thinking. You ruin EVERYTHING, and not ONCE do ANY of you think about the goddamn CONSEQUENCES! For hell's sake, even MATT tried to tell HighTower simply to, for ONCE, think about the consequences! And he doesn't fucking listen!
And if you think ANY of you deserve any sort of respect for it, then SCREW YOU!
...Between not being able to fight because of my disadvantages against a dragon and its fire, and having our fight intercepted because of someone's brash decisions... This was a waste of my time. If this is the speed of progression I'm going to take, then Beta Devil may as well slaughter me like a lamb right now.
Hold on, yer takin' videos of people and just changin' who's on the winning side?
Right on the money. Just a flick of the wrist, and nobody can tell the truth!
Oh, I know a way to get the truth outta ya...
This is going in the next article, you kn-
Our guy took off with Wanda! The bastard ditched us and know we don't know where they are! Why are you askin'?
Waluigi wanted to know--
...Waluigi wanted to know if you've ever heard of a Black Sugar Gang.
Damn right I have! I've had my fair share of run-ins with them and their hag of a leader, Captain Syrup. How's this supposed to be important?
Waluigi and Petey traced their thief's location ever since they took off, and it just so happens we've arrived on a certain ship. Guess who it belongs to?
...Oh no.
Waluigi will send you the coordinates. The two of them are inflitrating this place, and it seems like it's gonna get them closer to where we need to be. Who knows? Maybe the guys responsible are related to the Forest takeover.
Yeah, yeah, we'll be there.
Those stupid, no-good Black Sugar Gang creeps have messed around for the last time! I'm gonna pummel every last one of them!
You said you were getting down to the bottom of Koopenstein? These guys might be affiliates.
Here ya go! The sooner we get to tracking this place the better! It's pounding time, alright!
Should we be running?
Ugh, okay, first, WHAT!?
Second, THE
!?
Damn... how the hell did you get so strong?
I think a more appropriate question would be: How do I stop myself from being Destroyed?
Hmmm, that's a toughie...
Maybe by notifying the two of you about undetected bombs over several countries that would go off on my demise?
Dude.
Sorry, but if I go down, then I won't be going down alo--
It seems I have some work to do, then.
And if he comes back?
I hope he does.
Be it for one reason or another, It's clear now you're definitely hiding something. But like I said. I'm busy. So I'll just press you on the matter at a latter date.
Until we meet again.
Hnnn.
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