. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Greeting those who found the Ring Ring, I am looking for new troops for my new army. The reason I'm recruiting you is because I am looking for these specific items so I can bring back a entity called Beta Devil. If you join my army, I will make your dream come true, those who don't want to join, you will be extremely punished. The chose is up to you, are you in or out?
RE...cruit, re..cruit...
OH GOD!
ARGH, forget waiting for the new fortress, we're abandoning this old place!
...
This...is getting weird.
Awake? If it wasn't for that accursed machine, we would of been rid of you by now.
I heard you need a soldier?
...I sense a dark disturbance in the force. Something evil is being conducted in the shadows... Something... Familiar...
...
Eh, it's probably nothing.
Wine? What the Eir is that? Some kind of brew for the nobles?
Excuse me, tavern keeper? What's you're most widely purchased ale?
Next time you crack my nerves like that, it's off to the damn pits with you!!
Hey, it ain't Waluigi's fault that invincible
hole's got you insecure!
..."Invincible...
hole". Really.
Well, he's domineering, and he's mean--
And that makes him INVINCIBLE!? That's retarded!
You can't say that word, Wario!
Just did and probably will again in the future, cone-chin! Listen, you goof, ain't no one in this world invincible! Not compared to the likes of Wario!
Wario certainly fits ONE of the two adjectives.
(Although... with how strong Shake King's shown himself to be...)
Well I'll be. Ill Gred. Haven't had this in years.
This wine is perfect for the Dark Adonis... Vyers-
OH COME ON! WHY!? WHY MUST PEOPLE CALL ME MID-BOSS WHEN IT'S VYERS!?

Well, that was dumb of me.
Hey, we could still do something about it! We just need to ask someone who knows!
...y'know what, it's dumb, but I'll take dumb if it means something. Let's go see what that contract guy looks like.
Kid, this is my maze for a reason!
Hey, let her go!
Look, I don't know who exactly you are I'm dealing with, but leave and only one uf us gets hurt. Not me, and not you.
...
...
You heard what I said!
Ugh... How could this happen to me of all people? I swear ever since that very first encounter with him, I've been called Mid-Boss ever since! Oh if only it would stop...
Oh that's easy! Cartoon magic! Plus... maybe some help from the Telephone.
If I remember the right phone numbers, I can warp almost anywhere with this thing!
Wait, what is this place and what with that thing on the floor?
Okay, why can't escaping the fortress just be easy, I mean this is just getting crazy!
Hehehe...not only am I getting a new fortress...
...I might also get that experiment to be in my new army.
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