. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Ugh... Reggae, I'mma need you to go all out on this ok? Cause let's just replace that f-word Linhardt said with a different one. Family. Ok, so, her wish was for her father, who was a priest, who took things to an extreme. Then, one night, he found out about the puella magi, and though her daughter sold her soul to the devil. You'd think what would happen next would be illogical, but the bad news, it did. That fateful night, her fathe-
SWQUA-!? *VOMITS* his wife, then he
*VOMITS S'MORE* his second child that wasn't Kyoko, and then
*VOMIT EX NAUSEUM* * thus killing himself! Only leaving her to remain...
...probably should've done this in the first place...
...uh, I think we're friends? I'm just here because he is. I think he heard what the other one said.
Yeah, I heard. Probably should've just drowned out the story with my drink, but as long as I know it...
I've only known one other guy who'd do something like that, and he's one of the worst people I've known. Got me roped up in a dumb scheme twice, said the first time I'd get it about as good as that contract would with her.
Look, I'm not one for action, I'm not one for big deals. But if you can tell me what that Q-whatever guy looks like, I'm gonna spend long as I can finding him so I can go Demyx Time on his-
...uh, butt.
Sorry Reg. I uh... might be to blame this time.
Let's just say she managed to guilt trip me into doing it.
You know, that wasn't half bad.
Eh, I still have my preference*. But I suppose this can be considered a close second.
...Uh-
I don't wanna talk about it.
...Urgh... The hell...?
Good, he's finally awake...
The question is, is he finally SANE?
Of course I am. The hell kinda question is-
...On second thought, don't answer that.
Well, you certainly seem like you've toned down the crazy. Which is good...
...Because there is a LOT that needs to be discussed. Right here, right now.
Wasn't exactly polite, now was that?
Although, siree, you do have a point. I need to introduce myself.
My name would be Amadeus, or Classwork, your choosing.
I am a mercenary, or moreso, employee of the Hgfdsk conglomerate. My job is mainly to eliminate potential threats or contain anomalies, and the conglomerate provides me with all of the information needed to do so.
This time though, I have come with a certain proposition to Siree Chordison here.
Hm..
So, let me get this straight. You're a hired assassin for a shady corporation whose name is literally a KEYSMASH, you seem to know a lot about my life even though I've never met you, and I'm supposed to trust you?!
Yeah, fat chance. Whatever you're selling, I'm not buying. Get lost.
Ah, that.. Might have not been the finest introduction, then.
See, the Hgfdsk conglomerate does not conduct excessive surveillance, such as over personal endeavours. It is of no benefit to us, at least.
Our targets, too, mostly include general threats and space criminals.
...
..Trio, as an example.
!!!
...
...Go on.
Okay, but just to make sure, you go first Sam.
That thing could also run on the ceiling, does it also have spider parts like that other robot!?
I should probably keep a hold of these until it cools down slightly....you might hurt yourself trying to drink something this hot when your this upset...
Okay, now I'm starting to freak out here!
...WHAT.
*...inhale*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
ARE YOU CRAZY YOU ZATCH BELL LOOKING
WALMART NORWEIGAN
PIECE OF
!?
--Overall, although it has it's fair share of funny moments, I'm going to have to give Captain N: The Game Master four rupees out of te--...
...
...*sigh*... What's your one wish?
Infinite wishes.
I--
DID I STUTTER!?
...You're kinda rude... but you know what? You're pretty spontaneous! I like that! Not like I had anything better to do, anyway... Consider it done, partner.
NOW GET ME, THE CRYSTAL, AND EVERYTHING HERE STILL ALIVE SOMEWHERE SAFE!... But not too far away.
Okay, but... Just lettin' you know, the crystal isn't on-ship anymore... Looks like someone took it..
I DON'T CARE! JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
If ya say so--
ARGG!! Can't you see were doing something here!
Yeah, our leader told us to-
Hehehehe...well you might as well forget us, we're waiting when King get his new fortress.
Then, his plan well soon begin and it will be magnificent!
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