. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Hey I hear the sounds coming through this door.
You sure, we're almost at the top of this building, but we have to find the girl.
Alrighty, let see if the girl is in here!
I swear if she not in there, I'm gonna get very angry!
HOLY CIRCUS, AHHHHHHHH!
What the heck, where did they come from and why did they took Clown Man!?
Guess I have to find the girl first, then I'll ask her to help me get Clown Man back from those two.
...wait, you sound like someone...
!
OH, SPECTACULAR! YOU'VE BROUGHT FRIENDS!
AND HERE I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A MERE MURDER...
BUT I'M NOT ONE TO PASS UP A GENOCIDE!
Uhhh...
What in the-Hey, I finally found you-.
Uhh, why are you carrying me?
Huh?
Heh. Would would of guessed my random guess was right?
Honestly this entire day has been a waste. I try to prank Turbo only for it to work in their favor. I ended up waking up early because the clouds didn't block out the sun like I thought it would. I ran into a bird and a branch on the way here, and the worst part is that there's snow in the air.
Wait...it's the middle of summer.
Hmm...maybe it's Frost Man.
Heh. He's too dumb and slow to not fall for this one. Maybe my luck's turning around.
Or maybe this will be another waste of time.
*yawn* Guess I'll know when I wake up...
Okay, I hope I can drive this like the clown car!
Hey orange-haired girl, why are you carrying me and what just hit me?
Alright, furball-- it's totally on now! You two want me? You got me!
You moron! I, uh, I had him right where I wanted him!
If by so you mean underestimating him... then yes. You indeed did.
Are you ready to finally work as the duo we're supposed to rather than run into danger haphazardly?
That's what you don't get, Tiger. I AM the danger...
...People just so happen to find ME.
All right! It's time to just go for it!
What!?
Heh! Two words, buddy boy! Inner-freaking-peace! Let's me do things not even I would be able to do as an average Joe!
(It's also soooorta kinda really excruciatingly underdeveloped compared to Master Oogway's, but they don't need to know that.)
Find peace in paradise! Your attempts at deflection is childish, which means easy offense for us!
Here we go!
Because you haven't been hurting anyone, and that attack would have killed us.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT PATHETIC MACHINE! IT'S DONE NOTHING FOR YOU, AND IT PROVIDES NOTHING!
And what if I don't care about if it's my own benefits?
It's a Max, Max world baby! But why do I have the feeling that I'm kind of replaced by someone at the moment!?
Alright, nothin' going on so far... guess that means I can keep on eating! He heh... yeah...
WHO OR WHAT IS THAT AMBOMINATION!?
And who are you calling pathetic!
I KNEW IT! Looks like Sam and I are gonna have a little talk when he get's home... but first, I'mma get me some snack-
Wait who the hell's hurling chunks at this hour? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I didn't gross out anyone with my body and/or mind yet.
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM CALLING SUCH? EVEN IF IT APPLIES TO BOTH OF YOU, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT STEEL AND WIRES!
EVEN IF GRANTED THE STRENGTH OF LIMITED, YOU WOULD BARELY BE AN ERRAND BOY! NOT THAT I'LL ALLOW ANY ERRANDS TO BE DONE!!
"Strength"? What about Limited is so much better than anyone else?!
Just as often as I've met people living fine with Limited, it's taken me days to even figure out who I am with it! I could barely walk!
There's nothing that makes it entirely better or worse than flesh, metal, or whatever else!
And I'm done letting you turn it into the norm!
...MAYBE YOU ARE DONE WITH ME. BUT I DIDN'T LET MANDARE'S EFFORTS GO TO WASTE.
...
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Okay, I think our time here is done!
Hop on girl, we're getting out of this freak house!
Hey dog man, what's your plan to stop this crazy robot master!?
...You know what? I can be petty some other time.
Right now, it's time to rekt some skrubs.
Heheh! Yeah! All four of us!
You mean the three of us.
(MURDER!!!!!!! I WILL MURRDDERRR!!!!!)
Let's just warp there already this is beginning to drag.
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