. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
IT'S AMAZING, REALLY! AMAZING!
...
ALL YOU KNOW IS CONTROL, CONTROL, CONTROL! YOU SAW WINDAZ, YOU SAW SAKARIN, YOU SAW ME, AND IN ALL YOU ONLY SAW TOOLS FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH! TOOLS!
AND YET IT WAS TOO LATE ONCE YOU FINALLY REALIZED...THE TRUE TOOL WAS YOU.
Oh yeah, my finest hour since I first became president of the United States for four years! (Stupid Superball...)
*NOM NOM NOM, OM NOM* Worth every cent in this place, not gonna lie.
Mandare?
I quit. I know you think I'm "useful" and all that, but you don't see me as a person.
And, in a sense, I don't know if I was a person when you found me. But I think I know what it means to be one, and it isn't what you want from me. What you want from anyone.
A REASONABLE ARGUMENT. REASONABLE, INDEED!
UNFORTUNATELY, IT WOULD HAVE FALLEN ON DEAF EARS, HAD IT NOT FALLEN ON DEAD EARS!
I WILL NOT ACCEPT RESIGNATIONS! NOR WILL I ACCEPT ASSISTANTS!
Sakaros, I've made my choice. Even if it means fighting against yours.
It's like what Bosco said, a major conspiracy. In fact it's so major, that Major Minor would blush! But why are the majority of these cases in this one city? Hm...
Oop! That must be the Commissioner calling!
Mhm, yup, roger, I see, pronto chief!
I suppose that this conspiracy can wait, looks like I need to get jiggy with it on this case! Right Ma- oh right. Poker Night with his friends. *sigh* You can get over it Sam, besides, going solo can't be that bad would it?
Okay, this is getting stupid, where the heck is that girl!?
Maybe she hiding above the trees?
I don't think she's the climbing type.
Maybe there's a easier way to find her?
Like what, it not like she well appear in front of us!
Hey, there's some sort of building over there, why is it there?
Do you think the the girl were looking for is in there?
Well, lets find out if she's in there.
What the hell!?
Don't squirm like that, idiot! Do you want to experience terminal velocity!?
Wario felt that too, right? That wave 'a power...
...Yeah. Yeah, I did.
And it came from the same place they're headed towards!
I noticed.
What if that was--
Shaddap, okay?! I'm tryn'a think!!
...
...
D'ya think it was Shake Ki--
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Man, this is going all according to keikaku. I could almost call this too easy!
Do you even have a plan? All you seem to be doing is running amok and causing random nonsense to happen.
EX-ACTLY! That nonsense will cause fate to align the exact way I want it too, allowing me to--
Why are you manipulating everything this way? Why not allow fate to "align" through direct action rather than messing with these fools (of which you hold equal merit as one) through games?
Yeah. See, random sassy person, I kinda already thought of that.
And?
It's not fun.
....Fun, hmmm? So it's not about your "survival of the fittest"?
If you want to overanalyze, partially. But seriously? I was talking out of my
.
Your... Cucco.
You know what I meant. But it's not about power. It's not about creation, it's not about destruction, it's not about domination, it's not about preservation. It's about fun.
It's a game, and a wonderful one at that. Will the good-hearted prevail? Or will the cunning, handsome, brilliant, triumph with an evil scheme? Sounds like a jolly roger old time, after all.
No one finds this fun but you.
Ah, but the amount of fun I'm having is equal to the amount of not-fun everyone else has! Sooooo... it balances out!
...It's clear to me now. You raucous ruffians have all the same mentality behind your actions. Both you AND your championed "heroes." HOWEVER...
..For HOW long do you intend to hide from a certain truth-- A revelation forming a connection that brings all the people you are antagonizing together?
...
...*baby giggling*
...Play your games. We will see what they result in soon.
Well, would you look who it is? I didn't, like, think I'd end up seeing you two dudes ever again! How's my favorite cat and dog duo!
FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A DOG!! We'll see how smug that carefree attitude gets you this time!
Viewtiful Joe... I had come to test my might against you, and yet, you expect to face our combined wrath as not a superhero... but as a regular person?
Well, I've been workin' kinda hard, y'know? Besides, if my memory's all good, then I've already beaten the two of you individually before, haven't I?
Now show yourselves! Or are you guys just gonna run away like chickens?
CHICKENS? NOW THAT DOES IT! I HOPE YOU'VE MADE AMENDS WITH YOUR TIME HERE ON EARTH, BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO THE NEXT LIFE!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DIE!
Eep!
What in the motor oil is going on in here?!
What is this place?!
I don't know, but maybe that girl well tells us about this place.
Well, what are we waiting for, lets go find that girl!
I'LL BURN YOU TO ASH!
Here it comes!
Woah! Okay, Rover, why don't we settle down and set our differences aside with some tea?
NO DEALS!!
Your loss. Looks Like you're gonna be going on a leash!
...Heh!
What? If you think getting your butt kicked is funny, you've got a pretty sick sense of humor, man.
Y'know, I don't know what I was thinking losing my temper with you... you're hopelessly naive.
You wanna repeat that?
Aw, crud! I totally forgot!
MACH SPEED! WATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA--!
UGH!
RED HOT KICK!
What the-- Why'd you interrupt!? I was just getting to the coolest part!!
As much as my arrogant sibling may deserve it... We still have our pride as warriors. And I will not allow it to go ruptured.
Hnh! Well, tough luck, cool cat! If you can't even hit me when I'm off-guard, what chance do you have now!?
Take a look at your face.
Eh? Okay, I guess. But I don't see what kinda mental gymnastics you're gettin' at--
U-uh!
A true warrior always has their guard up, concentrated...
...It is a lesson you will learn the hard way.
Ok, I feel like someone had the balls to call me Bubble man again, but who cares at the moment, you'll never take me alive copper!
Oh come on! Ugh... looks like I'm gonna go through a white collar crime drive for this!
What in the world is that sound, is sounds like there's a battle going on up there!
Maybe the girl is up there fighting someone!
Well whatever that is, we should find out if the girl is up there fighting something! Come on, lets get going!
あなたのスキルは顕著です! 私はむしろ感銘を受けました!
Sincerely, thank you. You were a worthy opponent, yourself...
...And I must say, your quest for "true power" is a rather honorable and respectable one... A path that I, among many other martial artists, seek to obtain, as well.
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真実は言われる、私はこの戦いが私をその目標に近づけることを望んでいました...
...しかし、第二次世界格闘トーナメントでの私の勝利と、究極のスマッシュトーナメントでの私のかなり支援的な役割でさえ、私はまだ私の答えを見つける.
...The path to "true power" is not one that lasts 23 years**. I was around for 22*** myself, after all. But one thing I know for sure is this...
...Even if you find this "true power", a TRUE martial artist must aim to ALWAYS improve, even beyond what most would believe to be "the peak".
Your skills are remarkable! I am rather impressed!
Sincerely, thank you. You were a worthy opponent, yourself...
...And I must say, your quest for "true power" is a rather honorable and respectable one... A path that I, among many other martial artists, seek to obtain, as well.
...
Truth be told, I was hoping this battle would lead me closer to that goal...
...But even with my victory in the second World Fighting Tournament, and even with my rather "assistive" role in the Ultimate Smash tournament*****, I still have yet to find my answer.
...The path to "true power" is not one that lasts 23 years. I was around for 22 myself, after all. But one thing I know for sure is this...
...Even if you find this "true power", a TRUE martial artist must aim to ALWAYS improve, even beyond what most would believe to be "the peak".
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