. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
It certainly took you long enough. Tell me where Windaz is.
I AM UNABLE TO. NO TRACE OF HER WAS ANYWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF THE CLOCKWORK TOWER.
...
...I need to speak with Sakaros. Keep searching, and ensure our greatest resource hasn't gone to waste.
...
(A resource. That's all I am to them. Not that it's a surprise...)
(...but it doesn't feel right anymore. Maybe it never was.)
Okay Clown Man, we still don't know who that girl is, so we must look for her, maybe she could help out with our problems.
But what if she's bad and try to destroy us?
Relax, we can fight if she is evil, but for right now, we must search for her, okay?
Okay dokey!
YOU'RE DEAAAAAAAD!
Huh?
That's enough. You need to get a hold of yourself.
What are you... a hold of myself...?
(I think the message has already been proven. We can't kill anyone if we don't have to.)
Kill someone? Ugh...
...NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, RUNT! I'LL TAKE THE LIVES OF WHOEVER I WANT--
Ungh...!
And I thought I've seen issues.
Hey!
I think you mean "thank you for stopping our battle-crazed friend before he took the life of someone else".
You took him out... in one hit..
Is that a problem?
No, no! Just... wowzers.
Alright, it's about time we start goin'. Waluigi?
Nyeh-heh! Ready!
Don't hurry back.
Oh yeah. Ashley?
Huh?
Thu-- thaaaah-- Thahn-- Thaaaaaaaaane--
Wario's physiologically incapable of saying the words "thanks" unironically.
It's no problem. A thanks from him is as rare as it gets, anyway.
you!
Now that I expect.
Reeed! Are you done patching that Rooftop!?
This is taking forever! Where could that girl be?!
Would you shut up, she teleported which mean she could be far away from us!
Hey, who the heck are you?
I am King and I was wondering if you could help me.
Sorry buddy not interested. Come on Clown Man, let just find that girl.
They will soon know who they are messing with.
Does...doesn't this feel kinda weird? We're carrying the very thing that created you to some random airport just to never see it again. You guys feel the same or...
Where...
I've been captured?
Is a-?
What were you doing in that forest?
What?
What were you doing in that forest?
It's got nothing to deal with you. If I'd known it'd be a trap then-
A trap?
Yeah. I was ambushed by this strange black racoon robot, no doubt under your faction or doctor or cult or whatever you guys are.
That sounds about right...
What abo-
I was the one attacked so I should be asking you some questions. Like where am I?
You're in no pos-
You're not getting any info out of me till you answer that.
...
You're in a secret facility...made by us, the moon martians.
What?
what?
Just play along.
Now then, were you two sent by anyone?
No. After being ambushed, my best friend Unbeatable Air came and saved me.
You are aware we have cameras right?
Are you aware that if you were to take one look at those cameras that you would see that what I'm saying is true?
...
You never answered my first question.
You asked two so I still get one question.
...Fine.
What on Earth is a Moon Martian?
I'll gladly tell you.
When we invaded Earth in 1940, we were repelled by those accursed Alaskans and were forced to land on your sister planet, which you refer to as the moon. For human decades, we have been plotting for the time when we would return to wage war upon you pathetic earth creatures.
...
Now then, answer my first question or you will be vaporized.
I was...I was...
I was after a machine that did me wrong by the name of Null. He left behind a purple trail and I followed it. Can't believe I fell into another one of his traps.
Null?
Well...
Of course I do, but I was getting at was when they start making more machines...can we consider those new machines as brothers, cousins or even family?
No. The fact that Emon is also working on them separates them from that same thread that binds us three together.
We are family. Regardless of your thoughts, I hope you two never forget that.
Oh...we're here.
How long have you been in conflict with Null?
About a year. Question thoug-
Has he ever mentioned anything about the system?
No. Now then, questi-
Has he ever did anything like changing reality around him?
If you mean like possession, then yes, he possessed me and ruined my life.
When was the last time you were with him?
About 4-5 months ago.
That confirms it. Unless he ran an automated program, he couldn't be responsible for-
Question! What do you...Moon Martians know of Null?
...Plot co-?
Hold it. We'll take it from here.
Hey Turbo Man, that cloud look like it's following us!
Clown Man, I don't care about what you see, I'm busy looking for that mysterious girl. Beside, what a stupid cloud gonna do to us?
Really!? Aw, sweet! What's gonna be the trial!? Am I gonna, like, fight some super cool army of ninjas!? Or maybe a band of epic samurais dudes!? Or maybe an evil mirror counterpart of myself!?


Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

Oookay...
Alright! I know my master brought me, like, some kinda opponent to face! Come out if you're not a big chicken!
Hehah! Looks like it's a red-letter day after all! I get to pummel the one who got me kicked out of Jadow! And with no stupid V-Watch to save him!
Jadow!?...
As usual, brother, your impulsiveness is your worst enemy. We should fight to better ourselves... not to tend to our egos.
Pfft! I don't need some watchless loser to make me feel better about myself! I already know I'm stronger than ever!
...Brother? Darn it, Master Oogway! Did you really have to go and pair me up against these two while you spend chill time in the Spirit Realm!?
That weird cloud is still following us!
For the love of god, would you stop talking about the cloud!
But it so freaky, we should stop and check it ou...
We are not stopping to look at that stupid cloud! We are in search of the orange-haired, green-dressed girl.
But it's like someone is in there following us!
If someone is hiding in the cloud, that person is really stupid! NOW SHUT UP AND LET'S KEEP LOOKING FOR THAT GIRL!?
(It's now or never!)
...You can't feel pain, can you not? So you shouldn't feel any of this.
Nice try, Flake King, but you couldn't even hope to tickle me!
Die!
Cease this nonsense!
What?
Your cunning will do you no good.
Prepare to Tremble!
Damn it!
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