. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Anyway, may as well check with the boss man himself. Call it intuition, but I think I'll prove myself more useful now than ever before. I'm just glad I get to move on with my life...
Y-you know that one *hic*... meme in the Simpsons, right? errybody knows it....
NO... n-not... the dummm... Singed Hams... thing. The one where... Bart's in class... and *BuUUurRRp* everyone's lookin' at him funny, and, and Milhouse tells him... "Saaay the line, Bart"!
The meem... guys joke about it and... and they laugh... but... they dunno how NOT FUNNY it is...!
They'unno how it feels... to... *hic*... be ONLY KNOWN... for ONE... STUPID... PHRASE!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE JUST A NORMAL ROBOT LIFE, BUT NO. THEY USE ME AS A COIN OPERATED HORSE RIDE, WITHOUT THE COINS.
Wait a minute... did anyone else hear somethin'?
...
...Nah, I'm just trippin'.
Shut up about full names or whatever, why are you here? And how the HELL do you know of the timeline L is from?
If everyone here is just gonna complain, we just got tricked by a god damn Omniverse destroyer, so all you're bullshit is gonna be literally nonexistant soon enough.
That should shut em up.
I don't care if I can vaporize all of them, we're gonna get stoned if you don't shut up. We might get crucified by some random Beta or something too.
I'm not anything such a mentally defected person like you should be worrying about, don't you think?
Why do you think Bowser needs us to nab all those Power Stars from this castle? Didn't we already raid it last time?
Your guess is as good as mine, to be honest. He's probably got sometin' huge planned.
*sniff* I miss Kylie...
We're here for you, bro. We're here for you.
Behold, Lord Bowser. The weapons you have requested have been completed and tempered to perfection. They await pickup.
Far from it. Your decision is yours as a ruler and as a person to make after all. It's just that no one tells me what's going on...ever.
*sighs* Had I known the plumbers were gone, I assure you would have been protected by our finest and bravest troops.
After all, that is the duty of the Commander of the Toad Army.
...
You know he's going the wrong way, right?
...
It's not just Emon that needs that capsule you know. Walnut and him work as a team after all.
Napoleoad: Ambitious Toad Commander
What's that moron doing?
Ever skilled the master was, opting to fill up his internal humor routine with black comedy.
So that's why he's...
That is correct. It seems he means no harm and thinks our showdown against Skapon and crew is all one big joke.
...Last thing we need is another one of his jokes.
HEY! Skapokon!
The Airport's the other way. Here, let me show you.
I won't waste any time with this one. As you know, we've been looking for any survivors and till now have been unsuccessful.
We found one?
Yup. Though...
Regardless of your feelings towards him, he is to be welcomed as a fellow soldier. Is that clear?
Yes sir.
Good.
You can come in now.
...
Root?
Diamond?
Root?!
Seems you know each oth-
You hired that deserter?
Spade, don't you remember that you promised not to get upset?
I'm...I'm not upset, I just don't understand why out of everyone it had to be a system bot that will leave us to die upon the first notice of dan-
I didn't come here to be ridiculed or insulted; I've come to help.
Is that really Root? He's-
The fact that you're here is the biggest insult of-
Enough. As soon as you get your gear ready, you'll be going out on a mission. Are we clear soldiers?
...Yes sir!
Understood.
When you're ready, head over to the code injector
Before I head out on this mystery mission, can I ask exactly how the system was infected?
As much as I would like to inform you, we’re running late as it is. The enemy managed to reverse update itself 7 times. If we don’t sabotage them now, we’ll be too late.
Reverse update?
If you want answers, then come back alive. ...If you come back...
...
I'm just glad they didn't argue all that much!
What should we do about them though.
Maybe they'll help us once they hear our plight.
Systematic affairs aren't meant to be handled by characters belonging to an prototyper.
Yes...but our brothers and friends shouldn't be fighting us either!
...
!
where...*yawn*
Hahahaha! I'm amazed!
...
I don't think I've ever faced someone as pathetic as you! Even if you were born yesterday, you're not built to act like you were!
It's not worth it to finish you off. Go and crawl back to your friends and tell them who sent you home crying!
Sakaros, you sent Windaz to the Clockwork Tower twelve hours ago.
OH, DON'T MIND IT! DON'T MIND IT AT ALL! IT'S SIMPLY A COMPLEX MISSION FOR SUCH A NEW RECRUIT!
...
Ladies and gentlemen, it is our honor to bring you live, The President, Walter!
Eeheeheehee!
Mr. President, in such an extremely short amount of time, you have brought peace to the Omni-Multi-Omni-Omni-Multi-Omniverse, united the people, Outpizza'd the Hut, and brought society itself to an all-time high. Truly, you have changed the outcome of life itself. Are there any words of wisdom you would like to spread?
Well, I just want to say that for the record, despite what it may seem, the best of us is actually hidden in our flaws. The things that make us question ourselves. Because it gives us something to overcome and better ourselves. It's a gift that all humans have.
For a long time, I flip-flopped and couldn't find who I wanted to be until one day, it just... clicked. I had to embrace my potential instead of running from it. And it's when that changed happened... that was what I knew what I was destined for.
You don't have to do it alone, either. It's why we all exist, after all. But overall, I think the greatest thing about us is that we can adapt. Not just as people, but as a society. As a place.
Wow. that was... awe inspiring...
Oh-ho, stahp it! Please!
But here's one more question.
Uh... Shoot. I guess.
Have you seen the face of God?
...That's honestly a bit of a strange question to ask. Kinda deep, too. But I'd answer with "it depends on the entity you choose to address as god". I've met an white-bearded ape. He could probably be addressed with god.
I've also met the All-Father Odin. He rules the realm known as Asgard! A little stern, but he's pretty cool!
...Hmph. Ever so enwrapped in folly, it seems.You are not nearly as ready as you think you are.
...Okay? No offense. But you guys are really beginnin' to creep me out.
I have seen the face of god; I have witnessed it. And now I am aware of The Divine.
Uh.... good for you? I guess??
With his blessing, he has given me the truest level of enlightenment. I have found favor from the one who's name is too glorious to leave my lips.
It will help you... Just as it has helped me.
Feast your eyes... For this...
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For the love of-- put a sock in it, Dumb Hair! What were you even dreaming about!?
I saw it, man. I saw the face of God.
I know. I saw you, too. We fist-bumped. You had that goofy look on your face.
Okay, very funny. Where's that thing we were fighting?
You don't remember? We destroyed the pocket dimension stored up with all that power. After that, it vanished. But SOMEONE couldn't handle harnessing so much energy at once, knockin' 'em OUT!
So... I'm not in a psuedo-reality containing an infinite loop of hellscapes where I die over and over again but in worse ways.
Oh, no, you still are.
A--
For
's sake! I'm screwing with you! What the hell's your problem!? Because if you've lost your damn mind, I'm gonna have to be the good cop!
Nothing... just... that was way too soon, dude. That was too soon.
Oh, curse words! I totally forgot about what Scale said!
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Did I rattle my brain somehow?
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