. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Oh yes, hello there! I trust you are well yes? Ah, I should cut to the chase.
I was told to give you this Match Man character by some random wheel, since NP101 doesn't want him anymore. He's the last of 6 DOS III robots who were seperated from DOS Man after they got mostly killed by Trio.
Whatever the fuck any of that means.
NERD
For some reason I had a very intense urge to come to you fuckwits, but either way we wanted ya to join us in going on a rampage?
...Well the purple one is pretty posh...
So you just kill all of our men, Virgo, and whatever the hell Gemini is-
Trans?
THEY AREN'T TRANS OR NON BINARY! I ASKED THEM ONCE AND ALL THEY SAID WAS WRONGO TO BOTH AND SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A FUT-
I THINK what Apollo is trying to say is that you killed our boys girl and whatever and you're have no right to approach us with that offer. Besides what makes you think we aren't each way stronger than you dimwits combined?
BEGONE EDGELORDS!
BEGONE EDGELORDS!
Haahahahah! How unfortunate!
You lead us just where we needed to be!
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET PLAYED?
You know what? Fine. But if this is gonna happen, we're gonna charge on my mark....
...Anger. Anger is what makes up 99% of my being. Why is it that life I constantly find frustrating so? Is it the sins of the past? Is this a karmic rebuttal from a past life? Or...
Perhaps my rage has blinded me. Numbed me. Made me only more susceptible to lies, and make me lose control of who I can be. Perhaps I should make an earnest effort to improve myself. Change. Remain calm under pressure. Stop making brash decisions. And above all else, forge my own identity. Perhaps then, things will begin to change...
Nah.



















WHICH BITCH NEEDS SLAPPIN
Why have you never done this before?
Never had to.
Mission complete: Disable only Beta Diablos. Restoring personality routine.
He's gone! That villain's gone!
We still have that giant to bring to the ground.
So...the crisis is over...and without us being able to assist...
We're simply focusing on the long term goal of-
Stop. Just...stop. I'll...I'll be in my chambers.
Excuse me sir.
...Yes?
Is it true that we've been working on an engine when we were given an order a few days ago to work on our given profession; robotics?
...Oh...OH! Fudge...
So it's true.
I...uh...yeah. Basically.
...
...
...
Yes!
[Well then, before we send you three the schematics for our new soldiers, do any of you need a bre-]{elctric_missile}
Nope! We've got this!
Actually...
We could use a break. Our old bones aren't what they used to be...
Besides, we need to call our robots to bring some more supplies here.
Are our facilities not to your liking?
These facilities are just fine. However, we simply wish to bring an robot capsule created by us truly as we're more skilled with our tech than with new tech.
Precisely! If you want gold, gotta go with old.
I'll allow it under one condition; some of our soldiers will act as guides for your robots to ensure none of your robots were...sabotaged or are being followed. Deal?
Excellent. Now then. Clover, do-
Where she go?
She ran back down to the engineering room.
How come the elevator's not being used?
She took the stairs.
She...took the stairs.
At least that's one evil gone. And with GammaGhost, er...Vangus, out of the picture, it would be so easy to try to establish connections GammaGuardian. However...
However, there's the matter of those Nuru Fragments and of Ninja Phantom...
While I'm sure my recent upgrade of systemic control has been expanded upon as evidenced by Skeleton Jack, the fact still remains that I can't control certain figures of high willpower or of those belonging to another user. Plus, those fragments have knowledge, my knowledge, of how to hide themselves from all eyes. And then their Ninja Phantom. Once he is released, I know he'll stop at nothing to try and hunt me along with everyone else down. And so...I still have work to do before I can be considered worthy of even asking such a thing.
*sighs*
Null.
Ah Metwork! How goes the progress?
Almost at the ready. There's one issue however.
Oh?
We have NN 002-008, but still can't seem to find NN 001.
Frostfire Man? Hmm...are you absolutely sure you can't find him?
I've gone through ALL of the system files that aren't bugged and all point to him being transferred.
Transferred. *sighs*okay. Okay...we need to find and/or create a new Null Number but worry not, everything's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna miss this place. But...it's time to move on.
Metwork. Metommy. Metal. Start the universe cutter. Let's hope the Chaos Zone greets you guys with open arms.
That rusty rat thinks he can one-up me, huh*?
Maybe I'll just have to go see someone about that.
WALUIGIIIIIII!
Ngh...
Ouchiewahwas! What in the name 'a DirectTV was THAT!?
Interesting... If I had known minimum power wouldn't have been enough to kill either of you, I would've poured more effort into the attack. Note to self: stop yelling attacks out loud.
You... you piece of trash scumbag! Who the heck d'ya think you are!?
Yeah! Come out and take yer beatin'!
...Hmph. It would seem you two certainly could use the humbling. Very well. The two of you may humor me...
...Before I decimate you both.
Eh? Who are you, anyway? I'll betcha that Shake King put 'em up to this.
Waluigi doesn't think so, Wario. Shake King wants us alive so he can get rid of us for himself. But him...
...
Waluigi can feel his Killing Intent. Whatever beef he's got, it's with him and Wario.
....Hmph! Whatever!
We'll take this dirty cheapshottin' dweeb out in 3 moves, tops! Whatever he's got up his sleeve, it's nothin' compared to us!
...
...welcome to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today!
...
...
...
*BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEP!* (But if the guy we're facing here is fake...)
(..Yeah. He never left the ship.)
So... this is the place that contains your little ace in the hole, huh?
...
Convenient. Because unlike Somari or his acquaintances.... I'm not so keen on leaving possible threats unhandled.
Unh....!
You--!
Damn... Looks like that sanctimonious prick is still as strong as ever.
You're the one we fought at that Valley... Crazy Miner.
Yeah. And you're the guy who socked me in the chin.
Right now, that should be the least of your concerns. What are you doing--
It's him.
So... Think you're up for this?
...Hmph.
I've fought tougher in the past and made my way out. I don't plan on losing now.
How fortunate. Another mole for me to crush like you. If you had the slightest portion of intellect, you would not have tresspassed here. But it's no matter...
...Because your fates were sealed the minute the two of you supported that nemesis of mine.
...
I warned you. You challenged me too early. Had you defeated the 13th Lord of Chaos you might have actually had a chance at actually winning.
Goodbye, hero.
...You promised to reveal the name of the 13th Chaos Lord.
Ahhh, yes. The 13th Lord of Chaos...
Destined to lead an all out attack and destroy all of this world's cities...
Destined to slay all of the great heroes of the land...
Destined to raise their Chaos Beast and illuminate the final rune on the Chaos Portal!
...
What would you say if it was
?
!?
HAHA... No. How about
!?
!?
No... no... because I have something far more fun in mind!
For the 13TH LORD OF CHAOS...
I CHOOSE-*
...
...What in the...?
...Finally! Beta Devil is, like, super gone, man! I knew they could do it!
Hmph! Good riddance, too! Now we just need to wait for that giant Rotom to fall, and- outside of Nuru-A- all traces of that old failure of an Anti-Omni Meme will be gone.
I wouldn't celebrate just yet. The threat of Beta Diablo might be gone now... But now we've got other things to worry about.
Omniholes... But I thought-
Indeed. Omniholes- or more commonly referred to as "Memeholes" existed purely from the Absurd Roleplay, which has long since been destroyed. So the only possible reason this could've happened...
...Was if someone from that universe, like, managed to not only survive, but come here to spawn these things.
Don't tell me we'll need to fix this Omniverse again** at some point... I hated having to work with you two again!
...
Don't worry; It doesn't seem to be that critical yet. Which is also good, because that IS against the Chaos Zone rules...
...But that doesn't mean they are not dangerous in their own right. If kept unchecked, the effects could be catastrophic to Chaos Zone as a whole.
Should we, like, warn the others, then?
...No, not yet. After Rotom Lucifer is taken down, we should give these heroes at least some time to rest. But what we WILL do is watch over them, and make sure nothing escalates too much further than it already has.
Of course, Muppet Labs has never shied away from collaborative efforts. We've assisted in constructions such as those of the Ancients, a fantastic supercomputer, and even some of the works of your friend, Smi*-
He was not my friend.
Doc, just give me this: I can't fight to save my life. I gotta get stronger, and if you're such a tech wiz, I don't see why you couldn't help.
...well, I've certainly made my fair share of combat robots and training devices!
Please follow me, then. I'll see what ≬ have.

...you will become no more than an example.
Silent Siren | HP: 80%
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