. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
So... I'll die... and my new, replaced self will be the same as before?
...I'm... I can accept that. Most would... agree... that I don't deserve life anyway. I can't argue with that... and I also can't say it's been a good life...
Who the hell does everyone think they're fooling!? I don't need them. I don't need anyone. I don't want anyone!
It wasn't... it wasn't supposed to be like this! I'm the king of all and destruction incarnate! Not some stupid side-show weakling! I don't care about anyone else! I never will!
...Looks like that snob actually has an iota of knowledge on what's good for him, if at all. Either way, someone's getting a fight. And it looks like I know who.
Wait for me!
...
...Ha... Hahaha... Ah hahahahahaha...
Ahahahahahahahahaha, hahahAHAHA.....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, THAT'S HOW IT IS, isn't it!? You're not going to stop until we're all DEAD! IS THAT IT!? Well, YOU WON'T GET THAT CHANCE! DO YOU HEAR ME, GAMMAGUARDIAN!?
*
...But no more. DO YOU HEAR ME!? I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING ELSE ANYMORE!
I'll kill you, and ALL of your creations, before you even get the CHANCE to kill all of us! DO YOU HEAR ME! I WILL SLAU-
!
...You're taking this way too far, and becoming way too unstable. I think it's time you get some rest.
(No, no, no! You MUST listen to me! Gamma will be the downfall of all of us! He is no Guardian! He's a killer! A KILLE-)
(Ugh, my head feels like a jackhammer...) Well, that... kinda takes care of that. I guess. Still, we were able to stop Ninja Ghost before he went overboard.
Yeah, kinda been meaning to ask-
WHAT THE
JUST HAPPENED WITH HIM!? He wasn't even THIS crazy when he was a bad guy! What the hell even gives!?
Look, I'm as lost about it as you are, alright? It honestly could be a number of things, really...
...But whatever it is, it has something to do with him being in ghost form. So, we'll need to put him BACK in his robotic body, and ensure that he NEVER leaves it again.
Additionally, with this as a factor, there is no way we can truly trust him at the moment. So UNTIL we find some way to remove whatever factor causes Ninja Ghost's insanity, we will need to ask Beta Shadow to REVOKE him of his Pseudoreaper status.
Makes sense. But who's going to take his place until then?
...
...Let's be honest here. Outside of Dyna Man's case, where Brash doesn't HAVE a Reaper of his own, the title of Pseudoreaper is meaningless, at least until Phantasm gives out a proper explanation as to WHY such a title matters to begin with..
...But let's be real, here. For all we know, Phantasm probably just made the title up to sound important. It certainly sounds like it would be in-character for him.
!
I'm not in the mood for games. You have ten seconds to start flying away.
...
...I have no interest in humor. Move aside, or you shall be one of the many who experience the wrath of my power.
One.
Your weakness disgusts me.
Huh!?
Do not act as though you don't understand; I know a warrior when I have witnessed one.
...You, however, are nothing more than a wounded animal. Licking it's wounds in self pity, searching for all the scraps of pride in waste it can find.
Let me be very concise. You do not have my respect, nor my attention. Every second that passes there are a dozenfold ways for me to do away with you. You move on at my passing whim. Tread further, and your fate will be death.
...
...Fate is bullshit. Do your worst.
...
*muffled noises*
Let this be a lesson in humility. Next time, I will slaughter you like the sow you are.
fgg... nyhhh...
...So you still wish to detest me?
Very well. I shall make this qui
Not so fast.
My patience is running thin with the presence of impudent clowns.
Proteus! Are you okay!?
hrrh! hll mhh yhh dbhss!
'Haul me your debris'!?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Hm. I like him better this way.
Yeah. He was kind of an ass before.
This has no need to get ugly. We can sort this issue out without violence.
False. Violence is the utmost solution for all.
Nobody here is willing to fight you any more then they need to to keep you from attacking the earth.
But if you come at us or the planet with the attempt to fight, harm, or kill...
...We will be forced to stop you. By force.
(I wonder what everyone else is up to!)
If you think you can intimidate me by changing colors, you'd better be prepared to think again!
What!?
After my power, again, I see?
Have as much as you'd like.
Ok, boys... Let's finish this.
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You ready for this?
I was born ready.
Im...possible... How... Why...
...If you... If you think... this changes ANYTHING... then you're wrong.
Your world... Will still be destroyed... If not by me... Or anyone else... Then it will be by time itself.
This world will crumble to dust. And you won't be able to do anything to stop it... For by then, most of you, too, will become dust long before the world's collapse.
Nothing is eternal. THAT is the only thing that will remain true for ALL of eternity. And in the end... Nothing matters, or ever will.
...It's over. At long last.
What I want is a finishing move. Can't let the Wafting get too predictable.
Ye already got that stupid punch thing you were rambling about, eh? Why not give it a name and use that?
Don't be a nincompoop! That's 'sapposed to be the ultimate secret weapon! The ace-in-the-hole! This is supposed to be like if a catchphrase could count as a slap in the face! If the punchline was an actual punch!
Waluigi should file for abuse...
I've already got the concept down; Beat the punk-in-pending with a combination of moves that all belong to me! Then name it something like the Mega Micro-Combo, or the Smooth Moves, or the
What!? That sounds stupid!
NO, WARIO! LOOK OUT!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WALUIGIIIIII!
Sonic Man!
God, please...please tell me he'll be okay...
Dr. Doppler...you rebuilt Wave, right? Rika rebuilt Blade and Torch, right*? You can fix him, right?
...he's not beyond repair. Whatever of him we must rebuild, Rika, Enemice, R.O.B. and I can achieve, just as we did with Wave, Blade, and Torch*.
But I'm afraid it won't be fast. No matter the sound he's faced before, the damage from Mecha and Devil is complicated enough that we can't speed it up without risking his life. Even with magic, the properties of that Eraser Disc were unstable enough that they could cause sudden effects for their own reasons.
(Alright, Fake King, show's over. Tell us who you are, where the real Shake King is, and what they're planning.)
Fake!? You dare deny me of my r--
(I just took a look at your atomical-makeup. You're as fake as Tekashi69. That's not even mentioning how you somehow have pink eyes and your hue and saturation are different.)
(Honestly, anybody who didn't question this either don't care enough or don't have the mental capacity to think for themselves.)
...
hole over there.
Oh, dear. That is going to leave a considerable dent.
...
I have been summoned by your request.
What is it that you wish from us, Jester?
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