. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
You... More than anything, there's one thing I hate...
Those who pick on the defenseless for their own, selfish, gain!
Your suffering will only multiply the more times you all bother to raise your fists against me.
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Look around you. Does it look like any one of us cares how powerful you are?)
*ROAR* (We won't lose to you. And even if we're not enough, Wario and Waluigi will--)
Words are easy to express. You all will have to provide physical evidence.
(Dang it... you two had better hurry up, there...)
You all are truly fascinating indeed. Massively inferior, yet the lot of you choose to fight together... but very well.. attempt your best.
Pathetic.
MASSIVE ROAR
(Y'know, guys like you are a dime a dozen. You're not as special as you think you are.)
(You get a little bit of power. Then you think you're untouchable. You stop playing to win and start looking down on everyone you meet.)
(And things are all swell, right? No need to put effort into anything anymore; you've got things secured.)
WAKA-WAKA. (He's getting up!)
(See... that's your biggest mistake. You keep your eyes off the ball. You lose the ambition. All the power goes to your head and all of the sudden you're too drunk with might to realize you're about to start losing.)
Tell me, Dinosaur... when is it I start losing? Because prior to now, I have been doing nothing but the complete opposite.
(Why, you...)
...
...Heh.
(Alright, bub, you asked for it...)
Th-this power! Where!?
WAKA-WAKA.
*BEEP*!
(...Just don't say I didn't warn you.)
So Wario, what are we in for, anyway?
Y'know that subreddit 'r/im14andthisisdeep'?
No. Waluigi isn't interesting in becoming some loser neckbeard.
You sound irrationally insecure about your image. I'd argue it would be better to be a proud neckbeard than to be an unconfident normie.
Wario, that's the thing. There is no such thing as a "proud neckbeard". No one takes pride in the archetypes they represent, and that is for a reason. We just don't see that because we as people like to shove knowledge of our flaws into our subconscious. Waluigi isn't into Reddit. He much prefers writing Google Reviews.
I don't know what point you're tryin' to make, but whatever. Point is, if you've seen the "I'm fine" meme, you've seen her.
Nnn--! Hnnngh...
What's wrong. Show me that power you used from before.
(I can't believe it. This dumb bitch is actually trying to choke a robot.)
(No... something else is happening.... I should've been able to release this hold quickly, but... It feels like... they're somehow getting stronger...)
I've told you. Any chance you could've had to win, you've lost. Just give up before I separate your head from your body.
....Ugh...
...Sorry. But I don't take the easy way out. I never have. And now that I'm fighting for one more perso
HEUGH!
You were saying?
Ugh... my strength... is... fading...
Yeah, yeah, I know that much. I just-- I just can't help getting riled up! I'm emptying my mind and all that junk, but then, y'know, I think of Alastor and everyone else, and...
...Sometimes I wonder. Why I'm still... here. Why I still exist. Why I was ever found by the Koopalings. It all just feels like-- like one big accident.


Inner... Que?

Woah...


Aw, bummer! Can't I just train and like, power up?
...
Ugh... my strength...
is... fading...
I...Anthem...
...
...So. This is all you could muster up?
...
...
Someone left so worthless shouldn't deserve to live. I should kill you right now.
...
! (Dad!)
Sorry. Can't let you save Puroto-senpai.
...
In the end, it seems like you gave it your all, but to soon for it to matter. Don't worry though. All your power will live on... just not with you.
...
But it might be pretty lonely in your next life.
Which is why...
...ywlldnthg
What!? I've drained you of all your energy! You should be dry by now!
I won't let you... hurt.. anyone.. push me around... or beat me to a pulp... I...
I...
I WON'T LOSE!

! 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This can't be real..
Real? Oh, it's real alright. And it all starts with you.
I-a suppose this-a means that we'll be getting back to-a work soon.




*
Hey, it's not my fault you suck ass! You just need to get good!
Oh, screw you, David.
Ah, whatever. I'm just impressed with how far the modding community has come. I wonder what else is to come from-
Playing video games, what does it look like?
Yeah, Phoney. Why the hell do you have to be on our case?
Oh, Phoney. You forgot... I ALWAYS COME BACK.
...I actually got in posing as my twin brother, Jeremy Miller, the Plum Man.
And more importantly, you have a twin brother?
...What? No. That's why it's a fake identity.
Anyways, I was going to kill some kiddins, but nobody was here except for this guy. So, I just decided to play video games with him because I was bored as fuck waiting for actual service.
...Is that so? Might want to tell that to those three over there.
...'Sup.
Oh, shit! A kiddin I can murderlize!
Beep boop skebop.**
Oh, you're 19 years old? My mistake.
How on Earth could you possibly understand ANY of that?

I hope you realize... If ANY sort of alarms go off, and I happen to notice... you'll pay the consequences.
...
(This is bad. Is he bluffing? Or will he really blow my brains out if I try calling for help?)
(It's unbelievable how careless the rest of those imbeciles are. Did they really think Shake King wasn't hiding anything?)
(Moreover... We still have no idea how much Shake King knows about Koopenstein. The sooner we find out, the better.)
(WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO)
...
...You can conjure up coordinates for where it'll be five minutes from now.
Proteus?
I can. Why is... hold on. No. This is definitely out of your--
NOBODY DECIDES WHAT'S OUT OF MY DEPTH! NO ONE! NO ONE EXCEPT FOR ME!
I.... expect you to radio me them. So rest assured that if I am not given them by the time I enter the troposhere, I'll come back in here specifically to rip you limb from limb.
Eh. I don't really have much fighting spirit in me left anyway at the moment. Done.
Proteus, wait! We still haven't talked with everyone else--
...
...Sorry! We'll do what we can to thank you when we get back! Bye-bye!
...Yeah. Okay. Assuming you get back at all.
I served him because his view of destruction matches with mine.
I served him because it was fun to watch you and the others suffer.
I served him because my creator willed it.
...Why do you oppose! The cycle will end anyways! Best it be in a bang rather in an slow, pointless rot. We are doing the right thing!
... You might have a point. If Beta Devil win, there won't be all that much suffering anyhow...
...Good followers never question their orders. Do you question why you fight? Or do you just simply fight with the belief that it matters cause your friends say it so?
I will remain after Diablo falls after all.
I will remain after all other beings capable of understanding wither and die.
I will remain after my creator has no use for me.
In the end however, we will remain to remind you and others of these three truths.
The need for destruction to kill construction will remain prominent in those seeking change.
The world will remain scared and trauma will remain prominent in those that never died and those brought back to life.
The will to reverse regret in one's actions will forever remain in the genome of all lifeforms.
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