. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
ALRIGHT, HOW MANY LEGENDARIES DO WE HAVE?
AT LEAST, 20 OR SO. SO WE EITHER HAVE TO GET BACK OUR MISSING SHADOWS, OR FIND NEW ONES FOR THE PAYMENT WE NEED.
...CRAP! HOW ARE WE GOING TO CATCH THEM IF THAT DAMNED MEWTWO'S OUT THERE!?
It'll be me! I'm straight up better than any of ya's! Now watch how a real pro does it!
Real quick. How much do you guys know about space?
Usually as much is convenient for the story. So not much.
I once met a group of robots that travel the galaxy advocating for peace.
...We're fucked, aren't we?
...Perhaps I should just show you the footage. Run it.
Oh, NO!
Oh. Nooooo. It caught a case of explosions.
If only it were that simple. What actually happened was an unidentified person or thing ran at it at a velocity too fast for either of you to see.
...
I still don't know why this concerns us.
Because. Dumbass...
THIS THING SO FAST YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IS ON IT'S WAY TO THE EARTH! BY THE TIME IT COMES IT'S VELOCITY WILL BE TRILLIONS OF TIMES ENOUGH TO SHATTER IT TO BITS!
Oh, big whoop. You say that like it's the end of...
...Say what?
Man, this is boring. I should've just bailed when I had the chance.
Hold on, I still can! How is this supposed to help me find De--
Sorry, but you're a part of this of this plotline now. No use escaping it.
Who's the moron?
Huh? Someone say moron?
Oh, no. It's that Wil
That's not becoming a recurring gag. guy.
Look. I come in peace. All I ask of you is to let me slaughter each and every one of you for a rather handsome amount of Zenny.
That's the exact opposite of peace!
Only when you look at it that way!
(Wh--
Getting distracted during a fight is going to get you killed. I suggest you keep your eyes on the prize from now on.
(Damn it... they're right... I was too naive...)
well,that was incredibly painful! there's no way a guy like him should be that powerful with dice!
You think that was bad! that gaudy weirdo insulted my precious axe! He'll pay for what he did!
you kinda,attacked him first though...
DOESN'T MATTER! its clear that the people of this world are a hassle! as such, I, the great narcian,have devised a plan! We must assemble a team of powerful people on the same level as us! just like Troy and cigar!
Roy and Sigurd. Their names are Roy and Sigurd, also can we find a healer? That explosive hurt...
Hmph! you didn't have to steal Waluigi's moment, you know!
Just shaddup. You already had your moment. With that Helio guy and the others, remember?
Nyeah! That was like, hundreds of pages ago! Waluigi is growing stagnant!
Well, how's this for stagnant?
Shiny...
Gneh! No! Keep your eldritch fingers away from our score!
Where'd you find it?
Eh. At some little kid I know's mansion.
Aha! And you have the gall to criticize Waluigi!?
Wah!
This is different.
Hmmm... so yet another individual out there also has a trinket similar to mine own? Well... It should be clear what will happen to them soon enough.
...I will just have to KILL them and plunder the sphere in their hands before they even NOTICE! Those FOOLS won't stand a chance!
What's the matter, little one? I only wish to play.
Fat chance! You're trying to kill me! And I thought you couldn't speak!
You silly Earthlings and your lack of mental aptitude. Tasks such as learning how you ignoramuses mingle with one another is less than child's play for the likes of myself.
...But more than the english language, I MUCH the thrill of a bloodbath filled with the souls of the weak. And I believe I have chosen the prime target for such!
Aw, cru
Aw, man...
Duh.... what's this stupid thing want with us, anyway?
Oh, to hell with this. If you're going to kill us, kill us. No more of this stupid back-and-forth.
...
!
Who in the...?
Hmmm. And what exactly is going on here?
...Then you must be faking any feeling of pain... seeing as you threw your life away the moment you sold your soul to the Devil.
You don't get it. As I said, I KNOW how you stubborn ghosts work; You're too stubborn to see the obvious truth... your inevitable failure.
It won't matter what you do. Beta Diablo will DIE. Rather soon, in fact. And if you're still around when he's gone... What will you even do? What CAN you even do? Stick around for Beta Shadow to use his current state to erase you with a mere wave of his hand? You should've stayed in the timeline where Diablo won; Maybe THEN you and the other's could've actually lived on in your dystopian "peace".
...Actually, on that note, why do you even serve him? The mere FACT that he turned everyone else to dust shows that he only cares about destruction; He has no room in his agenda for what YOU have sought out in coming here. The only reason you and Rotom Lucifer was left alive was because you were extra threats to us. If he had won, he'd have no qualms in eradicating the BOTH of you.
The fact that you still serve him without knowing- or perhaps even regardless of knowing such a fact- shows how utterly foolish you truly are. And foolishness. Gets. CRUSHED.
For, while I had said I'd make this painful for you...
...I meant it both physically... And, for whatever that's worth, mentally.

Allow me to help you with that.
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H--
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What!?
We have to-a-watch ou--
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*BEEP!*
(This bastard.)
And you will tremble... to the Shake King.
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