. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
What the hell was that, eh, moron!? Wanna explain to me what you were doing while we were fighting!?
Only after you explain to Waluigi the reason you've become such a little manlet!? Wahahah!
*ROAR* (Truth be told, we were starting to get worried.)
So if we've arleady done everything there is to do here... what's next?
We deal with Shake King.... but first... I've gotta itch of a witch to deal with.
(What kinda idiom is that?)
Waluigi!
Eh?
C'mon, we've got a stop 'ta make!
You don't mean... VIABLE AMOUNTS OF SCREENTIME FOR WALUIGI!?
Sure. Whatever. Come on.
Go deal with Those nasty baddies. Me and Walugi gotta head to a certain brat's place!
You know, I could teleport you guys. Why not--
...Cripes.
AND I DON'T NEED THIS CRUMMY DISGUISE ANYWAY,WHY DID WE EVEN NEED THEM?
About-a-that?
WAKA-WAKA. (What?)
I may have-a-maybe possibly probably most likely indefinitely certainly put a tracker on their airship.
And where-a-to?
...Some sort of island.
Aaaaaand I still don't know what's going on. Or why I've reverted to my old sprite ripped from one of the SNES fighting games.
You may wanna strap yourself in...
This 'Shake King' guy... he must be the 3rd or 4th biggest jerk I've ever known.
I'd ask who the other 2 or 3 people are but we don't have enough time.
Let's go. Or something.
(Alright; here goes.)
...
Right here. Come on. Give me your toughest shot.
...
Fooled you.
Zanzoken!?
It seems like the winner is going to be pretty obvious from this.
Yeah. It seems like we've got this in the bag.
I wouldn't be so sure.
Why?
Oh. You'll find out soon enough, little nephew. You will find out.
No one makes a mockery of the greatest wyvern general in Bern and lives to tell the tale!
Heh. Looks like that stoic persona of yours is all talk, isn't it?
(That was low of me, but you can't win unless you're willing to take any leverage you can get.)
...You've lost.
Pardon?
I said you've lost. You've sacrificed any chance of winning with that last attack.
...I don't know what you're talking about... but you obviously have something up your sleeve.
Whatever the case may be, you have my full attention now. I'm not going to let my guard any time here.
I'm going to be giving it everything I've got from here on out. Prepare yourself.
...
...
Hah. Dorks.
Did you hear that? They just called you strange!
Eh? Tennis Waluigi?
In the flesh! But what's important is that that chick back there just called you a weirdo.
Really!?
YEH! Your hansome mug, your rugged mustache, your dapper costume, your d r i p-- they had the nerve to insult that!
REALLY!?
Waluigi quit acting like a damn schizo--
Remember that an insult to your pride cannot be taken lightly! All who demean the name of Waluigi shall be judged!
YEH!!!
Wal-- PUT THOSE DOWN, YOU DUMBASS!
Alright, I think my work here is done.
Did that guy just pull two explosives out of nowhere?. Wait, did he hear what I said about him being weird? it's kinda true,but the bombs seem a bit over the top-
I'd better prepare for combat though, just to make sure-
Listen here, tramp, you've got 10 seconds to apologize before I turn you into a pile of charred ashes!
WALUIGI, CUT IT OUT!
NOT UNTIL JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED FOR WALUIGI THE MAGNIFICENT!
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