. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
I don't take kindly to insults in battle. Get serious! Or suffer a slow, painful, defeat.
......
...Fine.
So this might be troublesome after all...
...
(Looks like knives are their primary weapon.)
(Have to stay away for long enough to figure this person out and formulate a plan.)
...
That's enough. Any more "oomph" and you'll kill him. But then again, who am I to complain...?
So, it's over?
(Looks like it. But what would I know? 'Trio.EXE before me', apparently...)
(...Right? Wanna repeat that again?)
Hold on. Come to think of it.. Where'd Waluigi go? We keep bringing it up but the question is never actually--
Say, Wario... did you see the newest episode of Saturday Night Live?
By the way, it's been exactly six months since the day of my debut!
I... That's it. Not really any monologuing or mindgames or philosophy here.
Hold on a minute...
...Huh? Whoops? How, did, uh... How did I get here? I am, uh... so, so, sorry for my intrusion! If you don't mind me, I'll, heheh... I'll be on my way! See you!
Master Oogway? Can I ask you something?
You --hnn-- said while you were deflecting my attacks that it was easy to do it because you could-- Hmh-- memorize my rhythm.
But I increased the speed of my attack! Wouldn't that mean the rhythm changes too?


Then... how?


...Please teach me.
But--but how am I supposed to know when I'm ready?
So...they’re following me, huh.
Ow!
...
...fine.
...You know, I would have some speech about how you are wrong to think we shouldn't try to escape reality- whatever helping out with THIS would accomplish in that- and that, by denying people the ability to do so- only inviting fear to control our lives because the real world sucks- you actually aren't helping anything...
...I mean, I guess I kinda did. Just half-
...Now, I don't like being in my ghostly state. I much more prefer to be in my... "suit", if you will.
...But there are some exceptions, like yourself, where I HAVE to... And when I do? It certainly gets the job DONE.
...You know, it would make sense to have you and that big guy upstairs fall BEFORE the big bad...
...But I know how stubborn ghosts like you work.* You're going to stay alive BEYOND when you should be beaten. So UNTIL Diablo is defeated...
...I'm going to make. Every. Moment. You chose to remain alive. As painful as I can fucking make it.
...Hey, other me? When I said, "letting Ninja Phantom go back to his ghostly state might be a bad idea?"
This. This is why it might've been a bad idea.
That stupid-- Knack must've destroyed all the cameras here again! When will he learn not to play target practice here!?. There is a training room, these things cost money!
...Hmph.
!
Move or let out a single decibel of noise and I swear to you what will happen next will hurt.
...
Now.Take me to where the weapon classified as XD001 is located.
...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
You see this!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
...Tramua...is only for those that don't see the point to pain.
While you seem to understand...
You...
Can't you see...
PAIN IS WHAT GIVES LIFE!
...No.
NO! It can't end like this!
I curse you Beta. You hear me! You can't stop the end of the cycle! You can't stop the truth from ringing true! You can't stop what's to come! And you can't stop this curse!
BETA! I call a curse upon your kind, upon Reaper kind! May your scythes break and your crops never grow! May your ends be not one of peace but of decay and regret! May you fall knowing no one will be there to greet you on the way out!
And may my spawn hunt you down.
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