. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
*incoherent mumbling*
You might-a-wanna repeat that.
(Yeah, we don't exactly have all day, you know.)
...I said I have a plan.
Okay, do you need us to co--
No need. Only Wario; The Legend's assistance will be of benefit!
...
(Alright, Wario. You already know what ya gotta do.)
(This had better work, you good-for-nothing nebulaeic construct!...)
HEY!
Huh?
...
ATTENNNNTION! CALLING ALL PRIVATES UP!
Yes sir, yes, sir!
...He's lost his marbles.
Wario Wario, permission to step forward!
GRANTED! FORWARD, NOW! MARCH!
Yes, sirree! One! Two! One! Two!
...
...Hah! I can't believe it! I actually hit him so hard, now he's off his rocker!
One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two!
That pompous jerk is actually going to kill us all!
...Which one?
One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One!--
OKAY MEN, FACE FORWARD. PREPARE TO ATTACK!
He got close to him!
(Wait a minute, he's this close already!? What the hell!?)...
...Nice try. But I can still dodge faster than your brain can fire a synapse. You'll never manage to hit me.
...
(I have to try it... remember that feeling...)
He's risking it all on this one hit...
(This halfwit can't be serious! He'll never hit me! Not with his speed!...)
(In fact... I'll just phase right through his attack. The fool and his friends'll be so disappointed!)
Permission to fire, sir...
...GRANTED!
Hah! You idiot! You've fallen right into...
...Wait, heheh... what's happening!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(It's that damn fist of his! He's reversing the wavelength of my body's vibrations! I've gotta dodge, but it's locking me in place!)
Uhhh... How about a time out?
PISS OFF, YOU GRAY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
He hit him!
Impossible...
You know, I kinda agree with you in the whole nothing REALLY matters issue.
But that doesn't really change the fact that you're a dipshit so...
Well, too da loo!
*was expecting knack to dodge before beating his ass a second time*...
...Wahahahahah! As expected as such an excellent specimen! First I took out that assassin.
No, you didn't.
And before that, I showed that Miner guy what's what!
No. You didn't.
Ain't nothing can beat the Invincible Wario!
Yeah, yeah, we-a-get the--
When did I say I was ever out...?
I'll give you this, runt. That punch was probably the single most powerful force I have either experienced or gave experience to. And in the end, you tried your best right? No use cryin' over spilt milk.
Oh, yeah!? Well ain't no one here shedding a single tear over you not being out!
Heheheheh... Just how dense are you guys?... I wasn't talking about you.
?
I assume you and your buddies have came for some reason other than to agitate me, though I wouldn't be surprised if the contrary was true.
We're simply here to show everyone who's boss. That's all.
Right. Let me know how that goes. You saw what happened to that Flamenco guy.
I saw. And I am taking this battle seriously.
(I haven't forgotten about Anthem... and I don't plan on forgetting until I've found the one responsible, or better yet-- ever. But above all else, I need to keep my cool.)
That DX guy is kinda funny, actually. He feels... strange.
I don't know what it is about him, though. Maybe it's the Killing Intent clearly oozing from him...
What do we do now?
I'll try taking this guy on, and anyone else who enters. If anything crazy happens though, wait for my signal.
Don't expect me to be the one to write your eulogy.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
...
...So what you're saying is, you're stuck like this.
Pretty much, yeah.
I mean, I could defuse, but then I- er, a part of me- would die.
...Well, this is going to take some getting used to.

Well, maybe it's from where we've been fighting this "Anti-Omni" crap for several hours now!


...
...No time to worry about that now. Look who's finally coming back down.
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Alright, everyone, this is it. There's nothing he can do to avoid fate no-
Wait. He was in space, right? Aren't there at least a few of us here that could've also chased after him, or at the very least to the stratosphere?
...Anyways...
...Let's finish this.
Oh? It looks like we--
This is for everyone else who thinks they can get a profit by messing with my team. I won't be pulling any punches.
...If you're going to fight, then fight. I don't care about you or your bounty.
Let's get this over with.
Hnh. Chattier than anticipated. But if that's what you want...
Hit me with your best. I guarantee it won't be enough.
...
Hnrgh!
!
This is impossible!
I've got news for you.
...It looks like we have a new challenger after all! It also looks like I'll be doomed to say the words 'It looks like' for eternity!
We should follow them.
Wh-- Why am I concerned in this?
(You have the choice of coming with or making as much progress in finding your friend as you did when we weren't here.)
...
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