. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...
Oh, relax! He's not dead. That pleasure is saved for when the boss gets his hands on him.
That voice...
(He took both Wario and that other guy in an instant. This is bad.)
Hmm...
Wh
Better luck next time, kiddo. Anyway, I'm not gonna beat around any bushes with my intentions.
I'm here to take that rotund dude with me. Lemme and I'll probably pull at least one prank while leaving. Don't, and I will pound all of you mercilessly at relativistic speeds. Your choice.
AAAAAAAAAAUGH!
That was your fair warning. You just auto-signed your waiver. You guys are responsible for what comes next. Not me.
...What do you think he
...
YELLOW!
Heheheheheh. I warned you guys, didn't I?
You all set yourselves up for disaster the minute you guys decided to put your hands on me. You all should've took the one prank and said goodbye to your yellow dope-- because now I'm mad.
That was just a love tap. There's plenty more where that--
Of all of the--
You bastard... How could you attack these people just to make yourself feel better!?
I gave them a fair warning. Were you not listening? Oh, right I clocked you outta here. A more appropriate question would be how didn't you just get lost trying to get back here.
I won't forgive you for this! You're gonna pay for what you've just done!!
Oh, this is just too sad.
Okay, what the hell was that!?
...
Oh yeah, you were hired to kidnap the fairy baby. What's the occa--
Damn... I let my guard down.
(Plenty more where that came from.)
...
...Hah. Alright then. I guess this means I should stop holding back.
He doesn't mean--!
This is for hitting me!
Huh!?
...Huh. Did I just... go back in time?
What!? There's two of them?
You probably went so fast you ruptured a hole through the space-time continuum, unknowingly going through it.
Well, I was pissed, okay?
Whatever. Just go back to your own point in time before something even wonkier happens.
Roger that.
...Now, where were--
Oh, right... there I was.
Now then... It's time to take out the trash!!
...
What just happened?
He pro--
Sorry about that; I took a detour!
Incoming!!
"yOu gUyS CaN haNdlE aNyTHinG thAt cOMes y0uR wAy" Learn to shut the fuck up, dumbass.
This isn't good. If we don't stop him in time, he might destroy everything.
What would 'everything' entail?
Yeah! You'd better believe it!
No!...
They really had the nerve to say such crude things to you?
Yuh-huh. And things went all downhill from there.
A lot I guess. Point is, we need a plan.
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