. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Darn! I should've been prepared for that!
...Oh well. At his rate, he should think of this as one last chance... for the ultimate battle.
Anyway, it seems like I won't need this out-of-style getup anymore.
That rotten... Who does he think he is!? He think he can just abandon me for some new fancy weapons and then come back to bother me when I'm minding my own business!? If I see him again, I am totally stabbing him another time!
We'll meet again... Joe. Don't let me down again.
Ugh...
What... doc?
I think that's quite enough for now.
What!? But it's his scrawny ass that decided to pick a fight with us in the first place!!
Yes. And by engaging, you were the one who enabled this attitude and further amplified it, no?
*mumble mumble* enable and amplify your FACE *mumble* *mumble*
The truth is that we didn't come looking for a fight. We found our way here because we assumed that your resources could help us learn more about an underlying threat.
...
If our presence is unwelcome here, then we'll leave. But we're also willing to abide by any terms you might have planned.
...
...Heh.
I can... speak for one, so, that's a start. Still can't move my body, though...
Alastor... that bastard almost killed me. He threatened to kill my friends. My family. But in the end... he was right.
He did... nothing but... train the entire time. Meanwhile, my fighting skills have done nothing but dull. And if he ever comes back...
Aw, dude! You even got a DVD set and everything! This is poggers!
Dante... thanks.
So, eh... what now?
...Ah, crap.
What?
What happened to Waluigi?
Now all that's left is to mark Waluigi's territory! ...Where did he put that Piranha Plant, now...?...
Ugh, more complications. Shows what that guy knows, anyway. I found this housing first!
Heheheheh... We'll see how he likes his new friends when he gets back.
Ugh!
Ouchies!
UUUUUUUGH! That little prick!
Just what's the deal with that cuuuuuuhuhuhuhohohoh!
Ooh-lah-lah! Looks like we found one of 'em things after all!
Storm, what the hell are you ta--haaaaah--hold on...
Really? You're not even going to introduce these in order?
Huh?
Nothing, but this whole setup feels kinda... forced.
Well, sayin' it doesn't make it any less true.
Shut up, stupid! You think I don't know that!?
Yeesh, I'm just sayin'...
Alright, I've got you all figured out, you little Blue Devil! Prepare to taste my--
Hah! Jackpot, just like I pla---
AAAAAAGH!
.-.. -- .- --- / -.. ..- -- -... .- ... ...
Real quick. Anyone here see Joe lately?
Joe? Who in the--
Hah! Nice try, bub! I use the internet! I'm not fallin' for that one!
No, nimrod, I mean the guy who was with us this entire time. With the red and white costume.
...
Ugh.
I wouldn't be surprised if he went off to do his own thing. That fight with Knack certainly took a toll on his attitude.
You mean like how Shake King turned you into a little wuss?
HUH!? WHA-- HOW COULD-- DID NOT!
Seriously. I have a bad feeling that something's happened, but I can't put my finger on it...
That aside... what the hell happened to you?
I only realized that my real physique is too much of a godsend to be looked upon, and thus must be limited by a tiny form!
He's training his body by adjusting to fighting in his midget form. He believes if he can do that, his regular state'll become stronger by proxy.
Did you just-- read his mind?
You can read minds!? Why don't you do that all the time?
For one, the emotions that come with the thoughts get transferred onto me as well.
But mostly because some of the thoughts I find in people's heads are.... unsettling......
Do we... uh... need to talk about something?
So many fans...
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