. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Ugh... It's an extremely powerful Chi technique. It lets you tap into a whole new level of power... but it's power is based mainly off of the extremity of your emotions..
....Namely sadness.
!
Ngh... I don't have any power left...
What are you saying!? You can still fight, right!? Then come on!
...
Huh? I'm... back to normal! Wahahah!
Woah! Talk about a load 'a firepower! Seems like that brat was on to somethin' after all!
Eh?
Oh. You again. If you came to warn me about some kinda monster again, I've got news for ya. Things ain't gonna end much differently for how they did that Janemba Jerk.
You have done well, but the fight is still not over. Your friends are still with their own fights, and Shake King still awaits.
...Fine. I'll wake up.
The power you seek lies in front of you this entire time. The desire to protect your-- Wait, you're going?
Yeah. I'm bored 'a this place anyway. A world where you can have anything means nothing.
...oh.
Ugh... and of course I'm still a runt for now.
Hold on... what's that kid doing!?
Listen... I don't have much of an idea of who or who your daughter are... but I have no doubt that you two'll meet again.
Stay true to yourself, and there is nothing you cannot accomplish. That much I can say for sure.
So we're just gonna let that guy go away unhinged!?
I have a feeling he won't be trying to kill anyone else for now.
Then... what now?
Now we find your parents.
I'm an adult.
I'M NOT SOME DIVIDEND! I'M NOT SOME PHONY! I! AM! THE ONE! RRRRREAL WARIO!
I'M NOT SOME TWO-BIT SPECTATOR! I! AM! MY OWN! HERO!
!
What the hell!? But this is a one-of-a-kind! No one else has one of their own!.... Except...
I'm guessing this is my cue, right?
You...
'You' is right! I guess seeing your own face plastered on the enemy's is a humbling experience... or wait... don't tell me...
...Perhaps I just remind you of how pathetic you've become?
As fun as punching each other's Mechas to death would be... you probably wouldn't want us to do that, would you? Not like the city could handle it.
...
I'll call off my ""Six Majin"", and you'll call off yours.
Bastard...
Now explain to me what the hell you're doing here!! Are you working alongside Shake King!?
Nah. I came to take you out on my own accord. Shake King and his super-squadron of pissbabies can go squawk off for all I care.
Then why!? Why come here of all places, Alastor!?
...I saw you fight with that grey hedgehog.
!
You're pathetic, Joe. You can't even hold your own some random speedster. All this time playing Make-believe in this world has made you weak. Too weak for you to keep your mantle. Too weak to carry on Blue's legacy. Just like you were too weak to Protect Movieland.
Nghrr! When I'm done with you, you'll have wished you could protect yourself!
Not convinced!?
Ugh!...
Are you really that naive to assume I would pick a fight unprepared!? Your overreliance on your new pals is going to get you killed!
So what if I'm fighting mano-a-mano this time!? I've beaten you in the past, and I sure as hell can now!
Come. I guarantee you won't even land so much as a single scratch.
Wanna bet!?
After what happened to Movieland, it was like I lost the will to live... But when I found out that my greatest rival was still out there, a fire was lit inside of me.
I worked harder than ever for our ineivitable rematch. I trained, trained, and trained-- and truth be told-- I expected you to be one step ahead of me this entire time.
So when I saw you being clobbered by some rando furry... You can go ahead and guess how disappointed I was.
(Nnn... he's not bluffing... his power has definitely gone up a level.)
I'll say it again. This has nothing to do with that 'Shake King' dude. I wanna kill you because I can't stand you.
Everything else is just a way for me to pass the time and hone my skills until I'm the strongest there is.
And when I'm ready... I'll be the ruler of the globe. There'll be no one tough enough to hang with me. Henshin-a-hail to the king, baby.
...
...But before I reduce you to nothin' but a pile 'a blood and snot...
Tell me... Have you ever heard of The Wonderful 101?
I... hate to tell you, g-goat breath... but I got no idea what you're talkin' about.
Thought so. Now for all the retards who immediately went on Google to find the answer before I even started explaining, why do you even care!? Just go to Page 132 already.
But for you...
...They... replaced me?
For an inevitably inferior modernized successor with 'wonder' in it's name. So just face it...
...You were NiGHTS'd before NiGHTS was NiGHTS'd themselves!!! But don't worry! BECAUSE YOU'RE PARODIED IN THE GAME!
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