. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
So how do we know who's his friend and who ain't?
Eh. I say we get 'em all, just to be safe.
...Do you guys hear that?
Yeah... it's gettin' louder and louder...
Look, up in the--!
What!? You hear screaming from the sky and decide just to not try and avoid it at all!?
Hey! It's... what... was this guy's name again...?
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ASK WHO I AM AGAIN!! ASK WHO I AM AGAIN!!
WAggh!
Wah-hah! Waluigi remains the Number 1 Freefalling Champion! He's landed right on the money!
So this is the place Wario stayed in before moving out indefinitely, eh? No wonder it looks so shabby. It could use some renovating--Gonna have to replace that W with an â…ƒ-- but in due time, it could become the perfect Base of Operations!
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*cough* *cough*... man. Talk about too close for comfort.
You're still too soft. Letting your guard down all the goddamn time.
Hey, I provide economic stability and ward off journalists. Excuse me if I slip up every now and then.
...Anyway, it looks like we have company. And not the friendly type.

And here I was thinking MAYBE you would stop being a major hypocrite!
Hah! Oh, no. Don't get it twisted. I stand by what I said. I'm not a hero. I'm not even sure I've done enough to qualify as a "good guy", even. And I have no interest in being one, nor will I ever again.
...But what I am is the Goddamn President. And if not as a hierarchal entity, I will do what I must do to ensure the safety of the world. You can take that to the bank.
Then this'll be easy! The Ol' One Hundred Por Ciento Completo aught to do the trick easy!
Can't.
WHY NOT!?
Because I like the thought of the galaxy in one piece. Maybe you could do it because you were in a different dimension entirely, but I'd rather not risk any more lives than necessary.
We're doing this the old fashioned way. Whether we like it or not.
Alright, fine! Let's see how you like these!
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GOTCHA!
OOGH! (There it is again! He just vanished and reappeared in the blink of an eye!)
Hah! Gotcha, boss!
Storm...
Ow!
You fucking idiot! Where the heck where you when I needed you, damn it!?
Huh? This dipshit again? I thought he like, died or something.
Yeah, well he's here now. I don't know what the hell kinda bone he has to pick with us, but if it's a fight he wants, it's a fight he'll get.
If that guy wants to fight, he's in for one.
...Beep, bap boop bep boop bep. ...Beep, skadop bap bap boop bap bep boop...
Well, on the bright side, at least we don't have to be in direct contact with him in that ballistic state.
Ba do bep. Beep bop, skadep bap bo bee po bop ba bep bo beep bop.
Well, let's not worry about that right now. We have other things to focus on, don't we?
Bop bep! Beep bop badoop bop bap bop... Ba badoop, bop bep?
Mhm. That's the one.
Boop bap, bep boop bap!
...Wow, that's a familiar face. ...Though, the face he's showing in particular is something I prefer not to be seeing...
Well, on the bright side, at least we don't have to be in direct contact with him in that ballistic state.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Still, I feel sorry for whatever poor soul will have to deal with it.
Well, let's not worry about that right now. We have other things to focus on, don't we?
Oh yeah! You still wanted to try out that popular new pizza place... "Little Papa Beta's", was it?
Mhm. That's the one.
Alright, let's get goin'!
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What the hell's your problem, anyway!? Are you looking for excuses to end up dead?
I'm not the one who barged into someone else's property! I'm also not a murderer or an endless destruction robot!
Quit trying to flatter yourself. If we wanted you dead-- Wait, poor phrasing-- If we had came to kill you, we would've. Is there nothing strange going on that's making you question what's going on behind the scenes!?
And what incentive do I have to trust you!? After the things you've done! After the lives you've ruined! After the people you've massacred!
Would you like to join them?
Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong...
Mmmph mm-mm mph mmm!
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You don't get it, do you? Just what more is there to gain from anymore training?
Hnh. Of course you wouldn't know. You have no fighting expertise in the slightest.
What's that supposed to mean?
To battle with an opponent is a holy act... in which the winner decimates the loser.
And it is with each fight, with each war, each struggle in which the victor becomes one step closer to gaining the ultimate power. It is a goal no man has ever met before. But I am not 'no man'. I am--
Yeah, yeah, I get your point. But don't you think your methods are...?
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Why...? Why do you fight to protect this world? It's not like you're helping it to live on forever. As time moves on, this planet- this entire Omniverse- will become nothing but stardust. Nobody will remember it existed, for even those who would will also become dust at time's end. NOTHING is eternal. NOTHING has a purpose.
You're wrong, Devil. Each individual life has purpose... But that purpose doesn't come from the World; The purpose of life is something we ALL determine for ourselves.
You called me a killer. A destroyer of worlds. But the amount of worlds I have created equals- perhaps even surpasses- the amount of worlds I have torn down.
...And if you still believe that there's no purpose in any of this?
...Then you truly ARE lost.
...And DX wins again! It looks like our new fighter isn't going to lose any bets anytime soon!
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Damn... I got here looking for clues, but I didn't think things would just be like this...
Yeah. I myself had no idea this place existed until now.
aAAAAAAAaAaAaAaaaa....
Oh, great. It's you.
Don't give me that look. I said we'd meet again, didn't I?
Who's this ass?
An acquaintance.
Ngh-- THE HELL I AM! WE MET, LIKE ONCE, AND IT WAS WHEN YOU TRIED TO QUESTION ME!!
Well, what brought you here, then?
If it makes you piss off faster, something's happened to my friend. And I wanna know what. But everything here just seems to be a blowout.
Delta, right?
Don't talk like you know him.
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