. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...Ok, who the hell is joining in THIS time?
...Beta Diablo. I've been thinking a lot on what you've said about my legacy.
(And he's still alive. Of. Fucking. Course.)
And you want to know what I realized? All of those things you've said? None of that is my legacy. Sure, it made me who I am today. But I was never a part of any of those things because I wanted to have some adventures. Against Wily, Rotom, Symphony, Yveltal, Bt Ghost, Necrozma, Rockman Shadow, and Ninja Ghost? I was fighting for something. And you know what that something is?
No, and I don't want to know, but something tells me you're going to tell me regardless-
*
BORE. And dare I say. ING. By the gods, could you IDIOTS possibly be any more pathetically cliche!?
I mean, seriously. Next time you make a speech like that, record it, listen to it, and weep at how dumb you all sound.
I'm serious, with you lot it's always "Person A says 'I suck.' Person B responds with 'No you don't, you're better than you think.' Person A goes 'Yeah, you're right.'" Then the "big bad" shows up, and you're all "Blah blah blah you won't get away with this, blah blah blah Power of Friendship! Blah blah blah, Oh no he's too powerful!~ Oh wait, here's my Protagonist Bullshit Card!" The villain dies, the heroes celebrate, and it all repeats itself again.
Aren't any of you tired of this? Aren't you all tired of the same thing, over and over again? Nothing changes. And nothing ever WILL change. Not unless we pull the plug on this repetivity for good. And there is only one way to do that.
And if I can't destroy this Universe OR Omniverse... Then I'll destroy this entire damn PLANET!
If you guys are more content with becoming Wario's lackies than being useful, then fine! But I refuse to stand here at let everything happen on it's own!
...Who pissed in his cereal? Guy could really use some lightening up, eh, Wario's companion of unspecified relation?
He-a-probably had the right idea going off, anyway.
Eh. He has that Negawhatever, he should be fine. Regardless, we should probably split up. We'd cover more ground that way.
*ROAR* (Right. I'll go look for him anyway.)
(Who the hell is this kid?)
(What kind of kid is this? He has a mustache and everything...)
Alright.... this guy's really, really strong. We needa plan. Or somethin'.
Ugh... I guess that could work.
Mhm. You guys just try to keep up.
Agh!
This one's for that last attack!
Had enough, yet!?
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