. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
I SAID LEAVE 'EM ALONE!
Eh?
Listen here! We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time! Gonna put you in a world of hurt!
You've pissed me off you little cur...
Hnh! Hyaah!
You're training? But I thought you were plenty stronger than anyone else?
...I refuse to settle for anything less than my upmost potential. I will take every opportunity to obtain the strength that suits my needs possible.
I won't be outdone again.
...
Urgh... it's so... boring all of the sudden!
Well!? After everything we've been through! After all the time you've shunned us away! What do you have to say for yourself!?
...
...I don't hate any of you. In fact, I'd probably have ended up either dead or insane without you guys. But it's because I didn't want anything happening to you guys that I did things the way I did.
It was wrong of me to treat you all that way, and I apologize. At the end of the day, it's a team effort.
Which is why I think it's about time we start reflecting that.
!
Really? Then... what now?
...We'll likely have to get rid of this "Arpeggio" dummy first. But right after, we'll going straight to this Underground Fight Club; Proteus and Defteros may not care to help anymore, but that doesn't mean we can't do the best we can.
That guy... is he really going trying to kill 3 little kids!?
...Had enough!? Not that it matters, anyway. Because when I'm done with you, the only thing left for you will be to rot in hell.
...
...YAHOO. CALIBRATING ANGERED ENTITY "BOWSER" THREAT LEVEL: ABOVE AVERAGE.
FURTHER PHYSICAL ENGAGEMENT DEEMED UNFAVORABLE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GA--
AHA! thought you could make a mockery out of me, could you!?
That's a familiar voice.
This damned menace really thought he could almost kill me without any repercussions!...
...He was dead wrong.
Of course.
Hands off, frog! That metallic maniac is my prey! I found him on my jurisdiction, and he attacked my right-hand man head on!
You know the rules, Koopa King! Finders Keepers, losers weepers!
Why, you...!
Kamek! You're... well...
As much as both of you have a grudge, I know a way for this to end without us having to war on each other.
But why would you two fight in the first place, weren't you two alli--
Really? And just what would the answer to this conflict be?
...
ENOUGH!
That voice was right.
If blood is to be spilled today...then it shall be by my blade!
...
I'm done!
How long are we just going to wait for Wario to do everything!? Huh!?
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Where'd this come from?)
Aren't you married with kids!? If you have time to stand by idly, you have time to take care of your family! OR MAYBE DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!
But we don't know what migh--
BULLSHIT!! EVER SINCE THAT FIGHT WITH MINER, WHAT MEANINGFUL THINGS HAVE ANY OF YOU DONE!?
...
Good grief... That certainly was something.
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