. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...
...Payment, huh? That what you want? Well, guess what, jackass...
...I got your payment right here.
Damn that portly little gnat. I should've known he would've tried something.
So, uh... was that Crystal Ball important?
Potentially. When I found it, It gave me an... odd... sensation. Like a sense of foreboding danger. which is why I WANTED to keep it here for safe keepings! Someone like HIM was the complete OPPOSITE of the right person to take it!
Well, then I guess it looks like we really ARE in a deep load 'a trouble, eh? WAHAHAH!
Not helping.
Sorry.
Well... it may as well belong to him now. Besides, if he wants it so badly, it should also count as his responsibility.
...Huh.
What?
......Was that floating mirror outside always here?
(Urgh... Normally, fightin' wouldn't be this much of an issue, but this puny body means I can't kick tail the same way I'm used to! Think, Wario, think...!)
(....Screw it!)
Kiss my ass, you backwater stealth punk!
To kill me!? To kill these guys!? What in the hell's worth that, eh?
....Well, I don't care if Shake King or one of his buddies put you up to this!
You so much as lay a hand on them, and you're gonna answer to me!
Oof!
(Damn it...! She never said it was gonna be this difficult fighting!)
Ow. Oh gods that hurt.
This man can't even stand a 10ft fall.
Keta-Brigands!
I require a glass of Whisp Cider.
You can count on us sir!
I trust that recent transport of Glass wasn't too painful, yes?
Next time...
Remember that unlike you rainbow colored freaks not everyone can fly. Are we clear?
Good. Now get out of my face and tell the others to prepare for more transportation commands. It seems we're going to need more champions if I want my axe.
In the meantime...
It's time to get back to training...for if I'm to consider myself worthy of this...Galaxy Chopper, I'll need to master these techniques.
That building up ahead, right?
...Yup. We're just going to break in and talk with this guy. For all the good it'll do, anyway.
Uh... What's that?
What's wh--
...Oh. Oh Boy. What jolly good fun.
Hah. Thought you could get the jump on me, did you?
...Okay, can we just not right now? Any other day of the week I'm fine with slapping your ugly mug silly, but we didn't come looking for some fight.
Oh, dear! Pardon me! I'm supposed to just lie back and wait until you do!?
Cut the crap, I know how you operate; By making people suffer. Jokes, on you, though...
...Because I'm not quite interested.
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