. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
I... I feel like I'm missing a lot of context here.
Okay, yeah, fine. I trespassed onto your home. Fair enough. I got one question for you...
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME THIS SMALL!?
SEE!? EVEN MY TITLE CARD HAS SHRUNK!
Because I'm not about to deal with any of your shenanigans. Every time you come here, you bring misfortune along with you. I figured the smaller the Wario, the smaller the incident. And besides...
...On the off chance that you're a fake, I can't take any precautions.
...
Hmph!
Why is it that you've crash landed here of all places, anyway?
...So I was pounding this red eyed, gold and navy blue wearing freak, right? And he said...
...Grrrr! Curse that Handsome, Muscular, Stud Muffin Wario! My Evil Plans 101 For Dummies book has failed me!
This is the end of the line for you, bub! Now, face the wrath of Justice Incarnate! WAAAAAAA--
(Blast it! That confounded Wario's gonna beat my ugly ass into a pulp if I don't scram this in instant! I gotta get outta here!)
...An' so I made my way here! Awesome, eh!?
...That sounds totally fabricated.
It totally isn't!
...Fear.
Huh!?
Whatever that mysterious guy was saying, they were right. What exactly is stopping you so from achieving all the power you will ever need forever? You've already worked off your garlic limitations.
. . .
...You got it wrong, missy! I ain't afraid 'a nothing! Especially my own powers!
Then there's nothing stopping you from solving any problem instantaneously?
Ngh... Grrr... Ya know, you've got some nerve for a brat!
Maybe I'm a brat physically. But mentally, I've made it to a level of maturity that's unheard of compared to someone like you.
...I don't--
...
...I don't know what you're talkin' about. You know what? Whatever! I'll just find some way to get myself back to normal!
You know, if you really insist that your low-brow "transformation" is too high-standard to fight this so called Shake King with, there is another way.
...Huh?
The key to gaining the power you seek... is in your Tiny form.
....*bruh.mp4*
I assume you're familiar with the RPG genre?
Yeah. I've played my fair share of Phantasy Online. Little bit 'a FFVII here n' there.
Then you know how one gets stronger.
Of course! By levelin' up!

But the stronger you get... the harder it is to level up. That's why you gotta work harder n' harder to get stronger!
Yes. And the same is often true in real life, too. You train to get stronger, but the stronger you are, the more difficult it is to proceed further.
Yeah, yeah... just what are you trying 'ta say!?
I'm saying that from what has happened, your growth has become stagnant. While it's true you often fight people around your paygrade, either the results are inconclusive... or you access a power that lets you outclass the enemy entirely.
And when neither of those things happen, you're fighting something or someone that is roughly on-par with you instead--
HOW IS STICKING TO MY STATUS AS A RUNT GOING TO HELP ME!?
...I'll give you an explanation even an idiot could comprehend. By sticking to your Tiny State, you have essentially retained your 'level' lowered your stats. Although, your strength, speed, endurance-- inferior to your normal self...
But what's also inferior... is the amount of EXP required to level up. Meaning that while it'll be difficult winning as well as getting stronger... you'll gain an even larger jump in power compared to your regular self.

...
...D'awww, you're just a little dork, aren't you?
I am a scary witch that knows 18 different ways to send you into an eternal hellfire.
Alright. I get what you mean. I just have to go back to the basics, eh? Sounds easy enough!
One question, though.
Spit it out and leave me alone. I'm busy being an introvert.
Wuzzat?
You can't take it.
Wh-- I didn't even--
You think I don't know you? Sorry, but you'll have better luck elsewhere.
Exit. Now.
...
Huh. She didn't even hesitate. Not bad...
...But still too naive.
Oh yeah. I forgot. I'm supposed to BOTL for any losers that want a piece 'a the ol' one two!
Hmmm... but where do I find those bastards, anyway?
...
...Keep Walking, Wario. They don't recognize you. Keep walking.
Okay, FYI!? I'll have you know I'm the real deal! At least I think so.
Also, I'll have you know I'm an Ultra Handsome GigaChad Stud! Not "cute"!
You don't need to know, nor will not see this through child. I shall ensure that I get my pay!
(Here it comes!)
Hnh! Fine! If this guy want's to play rough, then I'll show 'em what's what!...
....*sniff* *sniff* ....What's cooking?
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