. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
So, here's the plan: We find the bad guy. I punch the bad g--
Wario. I hate to interrupt you. But I don't think punching everything that moves is a 100% viable strategy anymore.
What? Since when!?
You aren't fooling anyone. Waluigi was there when they fought Rudy.
I mean, I was there when you guys fought Katsini and Carlton.
And there was that time where you got mollywhopped by Shake King.
Wouldn't Janemba have killed all of you guys if we didn't sap him of all his strength?
. . .
Ya know where your definitions of what is and isn't pretty can stick it!?
Nope. Where would they go!?
...How did you even get here?
With all do respect, I don't think you have the right to ask that question.
....Do I know you? I think I know this chump.
Nyeh, his voice sounds kinda... familiar.
Hey now, why so eager to rejog your memories? You should be enjoying the slice of life. You're running on barlowed time, after all.
I think he's right. If he wanted to do something bad, he probably would've.
Or he's-a-waiting for you to let our guards down.
Nonsense. You have my word I will not attack any of you. I'm simply curious... about this little dynamic you all have going.
WAKA-WAKA. (Dynamic?)
W-WHA!?
For instance, you. You've gained a great deal of power via your own rigorous training. Power that I respect. Although in your current state you are inferior to your nemesis... your alter-ego far surpasses him.
In the blink of an eye, anyone you dislike here could go poof. You could instantly gain all the power you could ever need. And yet, no offfense--...
You spend your time mingling with the likes of these folk. Like you are in any way reliant on them.
Is it that your time here has softened you? That your avarice and overall nature has dulled since you've met them? Or maybe--
You're afraid to take all that power, all that strength-- Living in constant fear of such control?
...
Again. No offense. No intentful harm done.
*ROAR* (Who are you?)
I am the Dragon Warrior. The Kung-Fu Master.
...Oh god. He's already in my head.
Mine too.
2:10. Let's see if Dibalo can last that-WOAH!
How did-
Target damaged.
Whatever.
...
(Let's not get the big guy's attention just yet.)
Now you've thrown away my one last chance of redeeming ourselves! Why! Even if I were to die, at least it was fighting for the right cause! Now we'll die at traitors!
...
DO YOU EVEN CARE!?
!
...I do care...
What a fool I was to-
If I remember correctly, this construct is operated by...the both of us right?
What does that have-
If we work together...me on the left, er right and you on the left, we can use this thing like a big machine, right?
I have no idea. I haven't done this with two Grey Matter before. ! If you dare think I'll help you, I'll have to remind you that-.
Don't you get it? I do care! I care alot! My friends and future friends are getting hurt, and there's nothing I can do in here! If we work together, we help to stop them! ...Isn't that what you want?
...If you know how to operate this thing, then do it now. Just remember I still have the ability to stop this thing in it's tracks if we so much as aim at our allies.
Then let's get to it!
I'm giving you this one last chance. I don't trust you.
...
[With that said, if I can get another chance...then I guess you should have one as well...I guess. [size-small](Where does Stellar come up with this garbage?)[/size-large]]{water}
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IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! EXCEPT NOT REALLY!!! BECAUSE THAT'S A MISTRANSLATIOOON!!!
...Wow. No one really got that reference?
I'VE GOT AN OUTDATED REFERENCE FOR YOU! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!--
Oh, adorable; But far too predictable.
OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
WARIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He was never the planning sort. Then again, he's survived a lot worse.
We gonna hafta rescue him?
I doubt it. Look down.
You've made it. Good for you!
Enough games. What are your intentions!?
..............
Survival of the fittest.
You thought you can get away with throwing me out of there? I'll show you who's boss!
...Well, it seems I somehow managed to make it out of that small subspace... A shame I couldn't find MEGA, though. Maybe I should tell those two guys and that skeleton head* that he had to take a rainche-
...We're never going to continue that plot between Ninten and King Koopa, are w-
...Well, your file was overlooked. And, unsurprisingly...
...I can't just leave them down there.
Trust me, I get that sort-of thing a lot. But, I'm afraid that you don't have much of a choice.
You don't understand. I am not going anywhere.
...Look. I don't know what happened to you to make you like this. And maybe I will never learn what it's like to become devoid of emotions like you are. But if you truly ARE a version of me? You know damn well that I will not move on to any form of afterlife until I at least ensure that my friends will be alright... And if you do not let me return, I will MAKE you bring me back.
...
...Fine. So be it. Even with my Ring of Vengeance, I know what the outcome would be if I didn't comply... But you WILL owe me for this.
...I could send you back to your physical body... But all of its systems are far too damaged for you to be able to even MOVE it, let alone fight Beta Diablo.
However. There is but one way you can ensure yourself a way back to life... And I could even loan you a temporary body for you to accomplish this...
...All you need is to get two of your alternate selves to comply. And for the best possible outcome, I may have some... Suggestions.
Oh you gotta be kiddin' me... darn it Hightower and plot! You've made my plot go into purgatory! Ugh... I swear... unless there's a bullcrap plot convenience, which is most likely the case, I am not gonna change my clothes at all! ...Ok I take that back I desperately need one when I get home!
Say what!?
Hmm. This shouldn't be possible... though it is a very poggers addition to our assets.
Urgh-- Oh god. I almost threw up for a minute there. Please. Never use that slang ever again.
What? Is my terminology not based?
...Excuse me for a moment.
...
...First Wario... then the world. I will show them all. I will show them all that they are to Tremble Before the Shake King.
...
MMPH-MMMRPGGHH! MMMHH MHH MRRRPPHHHH! MMMTHHHHR-HMPHHHRR!
GAAAH! STUPID! I'LL SHOW THAT DUMB FANTASY WORLD LOOKING MOTHER-- Eh? Where the hell am I?
Where you're in is a whole lot of trouble if you don't explain how and why you just crashed through my Mansion.
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