. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...URRRGH! What's taking them so long!
Taking who so long?
You'll find out soon enough!
You should just be concerned with what you'll do first as queen!
Like hell she will!
Toad!
...Like heck. Like heck she will.
Heh! You know what? What am I even worried about? I should just stop tensing up and reeeelaaaaaaaaax... Jr.?
Where did you go you little scamp?
You know, people whine about Boom Sonic, but it's actually not that bad at all. Show's funny, and the handheld games are pretty good. The designs aren't the best but they can be appreciated for their consistency and the tone they set. Did I mention how was smart too? Or so I've heard, I've only watched like 3 episodes.
.......Not dignifying that. Go take out the trash!
What!? Why me! You have like a bajillion other people serving you! Kamek could teleport it away in the blink of an eye!
He raises a point, your enigmaticness.
Don't raise your tone at me, young man! I'll have you know this is to build character!
Character? But you steal, cheat and lie to everyone you meet!
EXACTLY! And the sooner you grow up, the more you'll learn what that means for yourself! Now go take out the trash before I have Kamek take out all your SD cards!
Alright, alright, sheesh! *mumble mumble mumble*...have Kamek take out YOUR SD Cards!...*mumble mumble*
Man, why does Papa have to get on my case so many times? Then he'll go and act like he's the one who needs more respect!
I'll show him! I'll show them all! Someday when I'm big and strong, I'll show them just who's boss!
*wat*
Alright, there's only ONE prankster in this castle, so I recommend the wise guy responsible comes out and excepts their punishment!
I'm not playing games... come out!
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...Only to be replaced with the wonderful screams of bloodshed.
..."Mah Boi"...?
...Well, well. Look what we've got here. If I'm not mistaken, that is the creature that was piloting that contraption of Rhys'. I suppose it makes sense that the one behind such annoyance...
...Is a small, insignificant insect.
...You. You have harmed- even KILLED- so many. You have been a constant thorn in my side, trying to influence me, trying to replace me, trying to KILL me... And the whole Omniverse to follow.
And I'VE. HAD. ENOUGH!!!
Not another soul. You will not take the life of another damn soul!
I WILL FUCKING END YOU!
...What the hell is going on down there?
...This, like, isn't good, man...
Why isn't it? That good-for-nothing Devil is getting pummeled out there!
...That aura... It represents Beta Shadow releasing all of his energy at once.
Honestly, I, like, thought I was the only one who could do that... Apparently, Moderators can utilize all of Ultra Instinct's power at once, too.
Well, then, what's the problem? Beta Shadow decided to stop holding back against him, so what!
Wait. Robbie, Beta Devil was spawned from your Anti-Omni Meme. Why are you rooting against it?
Well, for one, he was spawned from the OLD Anti-Omni Meme, which is lost and powerless within space. The NEW Anti-Omni Meme is FAR superior to that one.
And second off, Beta Devil has strayed too far from the path the original Anti-Omni Meme was intended for. It's supposed to be Evil, yes, but destroy the entire Omniverse evil? I have limits, too, you know!
Like, as I was saying. This state of Ultra Instinct might boast, like, incredible power... It also quickly drains all of his stamina. The moment he stops attacking, he is going to be, like, out like a light, man!
...I see. And you think he might be using such a technique too early?
...I just hope that he, like, will make it through this ok.
GO TO HELL!
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...I'll admit. That actually hurt. If he were able to keep up that sort of strength, he actually would've been able to win.
...You know, this battle has really torn this place apart. It's probably not too long before the tower collapses completely from our battle.
...And then, should you win, a NEW tower might just be built in its place... Only for it to be destroyed once again. And even then, building a new tower might require materials... Materials that come more or less from taking from nature.
...Do you not understand what I'm saying? THAT is why the endless cycle of creation and destruction exists. THAT is why no world will EVER have any true meaning.
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It is our very nature to create things. And it is our very nature to destroy those things. That is why the cycle of Creation and Destruction cannot be ceased. Not while the existence of life continues.
...But now, the one I've wanted defeated has been beaten... And my patience has been worn thin. The time has come to end this farce.
...As long as the cycle of Creation and Destruction continues, life will have no meaning. And as long as Creation exists, so, too, will destruction... So the cycle must end with DESTRUCTION, not Creation.
My followers, hear my words! Lend me your power, so that we can wipe out this meaningless universe!
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You really think you have power over the cycle?! Of all the corners of the worlds outside ours, with all the power heroes and villains alike can use?
Even if nothing remains in this world - this Omniverse - a new one will be built or taken in by the greatest here, and my brothers and I will return to-
...what?
Okay, honestly I have no idea what to say anymore except that it's high time someone fucks you up.
So, I'm not gonna ask the frankly not very good-looking duplicate buddies I made to lend me their power. I'm going to ask all of my actual, REAL friends whose power extends beyond my own to give it all we've got, so we help a friend take out the trash. For good.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
ALL I WANT! IS TO EAT! IN PEACE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!? WHO DID I EVEN CROSS PATHS WITH TO DESERVE THIS!?
Whatever! As soon as this ends, we'll go right back to beating his ugly mug into the dirt!
Strange. I remember you saying that before you prepared to face off against Janemba. And we didn't get any fighting done with Shake King there, either.
I'd cut him some slack in that department. It's not like he was prepared for either of those things.
So... what's this Diamond City like?
Oh, yeah. It's got witches, robots, mad scientists, ninjas, and even aliens.
...And you're-a-sure you're not making this up.
It's lamer than you'd think.
I, am Wilhelm von Clausewitz Halcyon HISUIMARU! But "you" can just call me, "Clause"
I do suppose that I have to "apologize" for that little "stint" of mine. I happened to find myself "lost" and found myself "here".
...oh.
...Hold on, YOU'RE lost too?
Damn it...! If not for that stupid fatso, I wouldn't even be in this predicament!
...How?
...In that case, I guess I'm ready when you are... (Whatever gets me out of here sooner.)
*indecipherable hollering*
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