. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
PETE! NO!
Urgh!
Ngh--- RAAAAGGGHHH!
You all are nothing but a bunch of cowards! You don't stand a wink of a chance alone, so you gang up on me!
Yeah, because we have to respect the wishes of a total hypocrite.
HYPOCRITE!?
Y-you reprimand Wario for h-*hack*-is deeds, y-yet you're following an even w-worse c--cause that he ever has... all to prove that you're better than one p-person...
SHUT IT!!
(D-damn it... That miner guy... he's just like me.)
...Hmmm. If things go the way they are, we may not even need XD001
IDIOTS!
FOR 15 YEARS I WORKED IN A MINING FACTORY! I THEN FOUND A CAVE FULL OF GOLD AND EXTREME TREASURES! WITH IT CAME MONSTERS WHO WANTED TO CLAIM IT! I'VE HAD ADVENTURES OF ALL SORTS SINCE THEN, SAVING THE MINING FACTORY AND THE COUNTRY SURROUNDING IT! MULTIPLE! GODDAMN! TIMES!
SO WHEN I HERE THE NEWS THAT THERE'S SOME RICH OBESE PRICK-- WHO STEALS, LIES, CHEATS, WITH ALL HIS POSITIVE ACTS CENTERED AROUND HIS SELFISHNESS AND PERRSONAL GAIN-- WHAT DO YOU THINK MY NATURAL REACTION TO HIS NOTORIETY WILL BE!?
KNOWING THAT EVERYTHING I DO! ALL OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS! EVERYTHING WILL ONE DAY OR ANOTHER BE SWEPT ASIDE IN FAVOR OF "WARIO BUYS KONAMI!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
SOON ENOUGH NOBODY'LL BE TALKING ABOUT "WARIO'S" GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS! SOON ENOUGH IT'LL BE ME! ALL ME!
...
This is ludicrous! Look at Miner! Something clearly isn't wrong with him!
He's merely harnessing his Dou Ki.
Dowhat?
Dou. also "motion", it is the ability to fight with raw power, as well as through your anger. All this power-- It is his hate-- No, his rage born from his hate-- for Wario he is using to empower himself.
Why are you still allowing this!? This is dangerous! We should have him stop!
No. It will drain his stamina and make him numb to pain, but ultimately no sense of strain will be built up.
If you still feel as though he must be stopped, however... be my guest. Know, though, that at this point he may not even recognize you, and attack you out of sheer rage.
...
So there is no hope for you left... such a shame... the fact that you saved people multiple times, then stoop to such a low just because of mere jealousy... people like you... should be counting your sins.
NOW WHO'S THE HYPOCRITE!? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE ANY OF YOU COUNTED WARIO'S SINS! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HELD HIM ACCOUNTABLE! NONE! BECAUSE HE'S THE "GOOD GUY"!
BUT IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU KILL ME SO YOUR DOUBLE STANDARDS WON'T BE PROVEN WRONG, YOU'RE MISTAKEN! I'M NOT GOING DOWN!
Well then you'd be mistaken, my plan isn't to kill you, no... it's to put you to the rest you deserve
J-justice...? Looks like I was right about it being blind. You only see who you want to see as the bad guy.
(He's still up!?)
I won't lose... not to anybody... And not to a nobody like you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
!
You...
...
I'LL KILL YOU! DIE-!!
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...
...
...Listen, Miner...
For the longest damn time, thinking of squashing a certain red-clad gloryhog was all I could think of!
He was the popular one! Toad Town, Sarasaland, Hell, I bet there's gossip around about him in Hyrule! It was the bane of Wario's very existence... and worse... There were all the times we were playing "Cowboys" together as wee kids!
(Way to-a-drive it home, Wario...)
I thought for the rest of my life, I would only be known as a loser! Like that... weirdo Green 'Stache guy!
...But then... I tried something new.
...
I decided I was gonna live my life to the fullest! And the way how would be theeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffffffffffofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofofollowing the wonderful areas which the globe had to show me!
...
...Look, Miner. You can't expect to do the same things forever and be treated differently! Or get revenge on the things that're outshining ya! You have to walk your own path to success! Then, and only then, will you be able to be acknowledged!
...
...Walk... my own... path..?
So what if you've been through a few setbacks!? It's not the end of the world! If Wario, the Legend, can move on-- Then maybe you might be able to as well.
...Really?
Wahahah! Really!
U-agh... I'll take your word for it.
...Alright then... I guess that's it. But Wario, you have to listen to me. These guys are hiding something powerful. Not just that, but... I'm afraid your friends in Diamond City are likely in danger as well. 
...!
I'm telling you, you should probably safe any future trouble and give yourself up if you wanna save them. This isn't something you can fight. Shake King was holding back to gauge your strength when you last fought him, there's no way you can defeat--
*electrocution noises*
...
MINER!
Hmph... If I had known he would've attempted such a pitiful display... I would've ended things much sooner.
I'll have you now I did nothing wro--
He shocked Miner.
I shocked a traitor from giving the rest of our plans away!
And how do we know for sure that this is in the realm of possibility? That this danger to your world is very present in this one as well?
*sigh* Kind of complicated, but lemme give you the short and quick of it.
Did you even think why I didn't have any men? Why my kids aren't even around? Not because they grew up, no, but their lives came into a... came to...
Be brave Koopa... *sigh*... they burned to a crisp, Shake. All of them. My troops, my kids. Even the mushroom jerks from the kingdom. Gone...
U-ugh... I-- I had no idea. Koopenstein said your children were gone, but I never knew that--- I'm sorry.
...
...We can still reverse this. We'll have to contact Spike and others tell them to retreat.
What about them!? Everybody else we have to face them is either defending the docks or in Diamond City!
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