. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Mike!?
Impossible! Me n' the boys ripped you apart!
Hey skull man! mind if we take your place in mama robotnik's sweaty labor?
I don't care if you do, but, if you disobey her, don't come crying to me about it!
Yeah, mama robotnik is probably a stupid idiot enough to let us in her team! heh heh!
Heh heh heh! i agree! she really is a stupid idiot!
Ugh...So bored! there is nothing to do in my dimension...
Here's bettin' it ain't gonna be the only body reduced to'a pil'a scrap!
There is no way i would be the only one in this dimension! there's gotta be someone here!
Dark Skull Man........!
And who the hell are you supposed to be?
Your alter ego.........!
Why are you here?
I sense high levels of power from you!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!
What in the baloney pony!? How n' the heck does this keep happenin'!?
Whatever! I'll crush ya'll like the bugs y'are!
(Sure hope Miner's havin' better luck with his side'a things...)
...Heh heh!
You cowards had better put your dukes up! Because ready or not, you're in for a beatdown!
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this!
Wario, wait, you're still not fully healed yet!
Go to hell, you style cramping prick!
You first, you bulging copycat bastard!
Y'can't keep guardin' 'gainst me f'rever!
...Yeah, this situation is sounding a lot more complicated by the second. More than "salty doctor has robots do his evil bidding", anyway.
We would also like to... erm... apologize... for any trouble it would seem we caused...
A--
It's fine. The people craving all that destruction weren't you. No harm-- mental harm-- done.
*sniff* Speak for your damn selves...
This is good and all, but what's changed? We've got six people here MIA.
I'm not sure who that number entails... but just to be on the same side...
...You might wanna reduce that number to five.
Oh, a game of 20 questions? Please. Count me in.
N-ngh...
Well wouldja look at that. Seems like you're all bark and no bite, Wario "The Legend".
They always did say justice was blind. Just look at the miserable mess you're defending.
M--
No. Shut up. I don't wanna hear any more excuses! I don't wanna hear you try and weasel your way out of the fact it's wrong you associate with this inferior pile of dog
!
I refuse! I refuse to be second place to this yellow-capped garbage! I've heard everywhere I went "Wario this, Wario that." meanwhile, nowhere have I heard anything whatsoever about myself!
So you-a-sided with global domination!?
TO SHUT HIM UP!? ABSOLUTELY!
I'LL NEVER PLAY SECOND TO THIS PATHETIC IDIOT!
....*ROAR* (....Crap--)
How entertaining. A fighter who's strength feeds off of his anger, fueling his impact. Who would've guessed..?
...However. I wonder if this is the end of the story for Wario and his little companions. Because they don't take him down soon... who knows? Miner may even become as strong as Shake King himself.
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