. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...
...What do the likes of you know what this capped wad of scum has done?
Before this, before Koopenstein, and a while after attending college with another evil ruler as my dorm mate.... I was not just a king of a planet, a solar system, or a galaxy... but the entire DIMENSION.
Okay, now you're just taking the name of it and twisting it into something hyperbo--
SILENCE.
...Until a certain SOMEONE invaded my domain, bested my warriors, stole my acquirings and-- quite literally blew me up. ..Infinite power, infinite wealth... all gone to a measly man who cares for naught but the riches of the world. And now, to this day, with the Shake Dimension now free of my rule, and the Bottomless Coin Sack missing,
*whisling noises*
Wario. It was your meddling in to your own non-affairs that cost me the highest point I have ever reached in my entire life. But at the same time, I feel an odd ode of gratefulness... because of you, I've gained a power like never before. And though that gratefulness exists...
...It is overshadowed by the overwhelming rage I feel at your entire existence. The urge I feel to return to you the same suffering you have inflicted unto me a thousandfold. Heed my words 'till the end of your short-lived revelation. You will lose yourself, as well as everything you ever new or care about at my hands. No matter what.
But until then...
Hah! What happened to the so-called legend? Look at him, flat on his belly, struggling to even stand!
(Damn it to hell! I'm in no condition to fight anymore... but Shake King is still kicking, stronger than ever. He's even got people prepared to inflict as much suffering as possible on us...)
(I did this... I did all of this... Rudy, the Hammer Gang, Katsini, Carlton, and the Shake King... they all came back because of me.)
(So why the hell is everyone still around me? Why aren't they running away? ...Can't they see that I'm the one that deserves all of this..?)
All of that... is enough for me to know... that you are a grade A selfish, foolish man blinded by your own rage, greed, desires, and even dread! Just because he took away your infinite wealth, doesn't mean you can possibly ruin the entire world because of it! And to think you call yourself king... a true king does not, and I mean it, NOT mean you can just worry about you and you alone! You have to worry about others on your own team, not just your pets, family, or whatever! It's greedy fools like you that cause the world to get into a panic over something you can't bother to notice!
It's monsters like you I had to face so, so long ago...
Who-a-do you think you are, anyway? All of this, even going so far as to-a-conspire with Koopenstein of all people because you-a-got what you had coming to you?
If what you-a-say is true, then Wario here did a huge-a-favor dethroning you. Someone-a-so selfish doesn't deserve the right such such a place. So if it's-a-fight you want, it's a fight you'll get.
...Yeh! Waluigi too!
*ROAR* (I mean, I'm already here...)
Mark these words. You'll never get away with what you're scheming.
...
...Hmph. A tender moment. However... when did I say that I would ever fight you lot?
I care not for your trivialities so long as you don't flatter yourselves. Besides, I have already proved my overwhelming superiority to Wario. I have no interest in facing him nor the rest of you riffraff.
(Riffraff?)
As a matter of fact, I think Miner here is more than enough to take most of your rag-tag companions. He's twice the fighter you'll ever be.
!?
This is bad!
Urgh! You've got some nerve!
Huh!?
Your movements are so predictable, I didn't even bother dodging.
(Damn! Looks like I'll get a challenge from this after all!)
(He countered it!?)
Do trust, Wario... For you... this will be the beginning of the end.
Tch...
Need me to help? Seeing as you've never been able to defeat me before.
Go to Hell.
I'll take that as a "yes".
That incident means nothing, you know. There was no proof that the action was intentional, or done to save you.
I am more than just a "corrupted" version of you. I am a version of you who embraces who we truly are: a MONSTER.
...I'm no monster. I just look out for myself.
You, on the other hand, serve a chaotic master. Think about that when you reach the Dead Zone.
CHAOS BREAKER!
...Hm. I hope I didn't hit any of the others with that.
(Because of course it's OUR Devil counterparts.)
...
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Well, let's see if we could get some info around here
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