. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Something seems to Pierce my Flesh, aside from that blood stain, it feels as if another one of me is out there]{n}
I don't know, there's many Alternate Universes out there, besides, I am one, not the main one]{n}
hmmmm...]{n}
MMMMMM...
*Microwave Sounds*
I've got it!]{n}
*inhale* Kill]{n}
I thought that might work, I guess it did(sus face for a moment)n't...]{n}
Uh no. That's just my inner intentions]{n}
Ah, if me name weren't Murasa Minamitsu, I'd be a fish in a barrel!
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'--ENOUGH!
I'm done playin' around. Go and kick people in your dumb demon afterlife!
Yeah.
That actually-a-went better than expected.
Oh, yeah! The victory goes to Wario, The Legend!
Looks like I showed that punk who's boss!
Don't get caught up in your own victory. There's still that ship.
Oh yeah! It's time to teach that Shake Chump a lesson. Ain't that right, Wanda?
...Wario?
Eh?
That fairy girl left a little while ago.
...
*ROAR* (And her and everyone else were planning on going over to that ship, too.)
...
Eh!?
Eh oh.
(Who the heck are they!?)
Wario. I have allowed you more time to live than you deserve. It is time you suffer at the hands of fate.
Oh, yeah!? How can you be so sure?!? You've never fought me in my Wario-Man form before!
Ah, yes... Wario Hyphen Man. Upon stumbling in Dr. Crygor's Gravitator, you were transformed into the ultimate greedy power of the universe, giving you powers.
Soon, you figured out that eating your natural affinity, Garlic, was key to unlocking the form in all it's glory. Originally, it's power level varied, but with time, it molded into a consistently otherworldly strength. And since then, there has been little in the way of what Wario-Man could accomplish.
...Congrats, Ass Kisser, you have a backstory covered. You get a gold goddamned star. Now please, enlighten me as to how that'll soften the impact of my fist on your face?
...Hmph. Ever so the moronic fool you were since our first fight. You may have great mastery over your Wario-Man form...
...But how used to you are you using those so-called Chaos Stars?
...Used to them? I don't know what the hell you mean.
But either way, enough chit-chat! It's time to--
Nnnn-nnnn.... Damn it...
!
*RUAH-RUOH* (Uh oh.)
You've gotta be kidding!
WARIO! CAN YOU NOT FOLLOW THE TROPE OF DROPPING THE BALL AND FORCING WALUIGI AND EVERYONE ELSE TO SAVE YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS!?
Just as planned.
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